Top 459 Monkey Quotes & Sayings - Page 2
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Last updated on April 15, 2025.
If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?
Dance Monkey' showed me that I'm good enough.
We are the naked monkey that went to the moon. People seem to forget that.
The mind can be a crazy monkey that is always dying to escape from the moment.
When a monkey nibbles on a weenis, it's funny in any language.
The monkey is an organized sarcasm upon the human race.
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
As a child, I loved to climb on the tree, like a monkey.
I'm like a monkey. You don't let go of one branch until you get a hold of the other.
It is a lot better to come from an evolved monkey than from a fallen angel.
Never noticed a female monkey not climbing as well as a male, have you?
Have you ever seen a monkey examining a watch?
My favorite special skill on my resume is 'excellent monkey noises.'
A monkey was the President, though maybe not the first. And there was peace and harmony throughout the universe.
As the monkey climbs the tree, more people can see his bottom.
The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of its behind.
The higher the monkey climbs, the more he shows his ass.
Wearing a monkey suit really lets you know where you stand as an actor.
You can look at a monkey and see that there is more than a five percent difference in DNA.
I learned the way a monkey learns - by watching its parents.
It's kind of good to get that evil monkey off my back!
Cable cars are fun - everyone gets on board and becomes a rhesus monkey.
No monkey ever reheated a frozen burrito.
Jayalalitha is a performing monkey in the hands of Sasikala.
But then, after all, we are all alike, for we are all derived from the monkey.
I'm not very good at being a performing monkey.
Let's face it, the average computer user has the brain of a Spider Monkey.
An old monkey never makes a pretty face.
I don't want my Patronus to be a monkey! Even though that's totally what it is.
Darwinian man, though well-behaved, at best is only a monkey shaved.
I looked like a monkey trying to wrestle a football.
One monkey don't stop no show. Not one, not six. The struggle continues.
Right.” Sadie looked dazed. “You’ve got a monkey butler. Why not?
Writer is a monkey, jumping from one tree to another in the jungle of words.
Dance Monkey' is about the bad side of busking.
Comedians are the monkeys of acting. When you go to the zoo, everybody loves the monkey exhibit.
She's like a wind-up monkey that winds itself.
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
My way of learning is to heave a wild and unpredictable monkey-wrench into the machinery.
Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.
I was on 'In Search of the Partridge Family,' MTV'S 'Miss Seventeen,' and the comedy 'Love Monkey.'
One of the things I have had to focus on, in order to move forward, is not being a stunt monkey.
I'll direct any movie starring a monkey or the Olsen Twins. Preferably both.
The president is here, strong and firm as a monkey's tail.
In the beginning, a monkey evolutioned gay marriage.
Artistic genius is an expansion of monkey imitativeness.
I am afraid of radium and polonium ... I don't want to monkey with them.
The problem is to keep the monkey mind from running off into all kinds of thoughts.
Perry Farrell is so gross, and his wife looks like a monkey.
You can beat on your chest, hell, any monkey can.
We say that "to let woman drive a car is like to let monkey fly a plane".
I wonder if God created man because He was disappointed with the monkey.
Look, as my mama always said, 'One monkey don't stop no show.
We are ashamed at the sight of a monkey--somehow as we are shy of poor relations.
I've done the performing monkey stuff and massive breakdowns, it's just they weren't documented.
On Keith Richards: He's like a monkey with arthritis.
I got a pet monkey called Charlie Chan.
There is an angel within the monkey struggling to get free, and this is what the historical crisis is all about.
I’m just kinda tired. Like a monkey in the rain.
I saw a monkey walking on a leash and thought it was an ugly foreign child.
