Top 459 Monkey Quotes & Sayings - Page 3
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Last updated on November 14, 2024.
When I'm warming up on the sidelines, I can often hear monkey chants. Me, who played so many matches for Germany.
Love's like a junkie, addiction's a fact. Passion's a monkey, you can't keep off your back.
One dies only if he's not anymore in the hearts and minds of those who know him. - Monkey D. Luffy
I confess freely to you, I could never look long upon a monkey, without very mortifying reflections.
In Africa, you know, if you're poor, at least you can go to the forest and share some mangoes with the gorillas and monkey.
You can get the monkey off your back, but the circus never leaves town
Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
You're not really drinking coffee unless you drink it black, don't you think? Oh, no? You like to monkey with it?
Today's ballroom dances like the swim, the frug, the chicken and the monkey are really nervous disorders set to music.
I've tried to write from my own understanding of identity in all my comics, whether it's about superheroes or historical conflicts or monkey gods.
I can do a really loud monkey call. I can put both my legs behind my back. And I can stick my fist in my mouth.
It is more comfortable to feel that we are a slight improvement on a monkey than such a fallin' off from the angels.
I'm the tower of power, too sweet to be sour. I'm funky like a monkey. Sky's the limit and space is the place!
The resources of the Deity cannot be so meagre, that, in order to create a human being endowed with reason, he must change a monkey into a man.
God, George Bush makes me want to slash my wrists. He's so embarrassing I have to leave the room when he's on the news. What a monkey.
Twitter can no more produce analysis than a monkey can type out a work of Shakespeare.
Do anything in this world but monkey with somebody eles's religion. What reasoning of conceit makes anyone think theirs is right?
I need to have an outlet, and so I go and make up characters and act and sing and dance like a crazy monkey clown.
Barry, you're over thirty years old. You owe it to your mum and dad not to sing in a group called Sonic Death Monkey.
And out of a desire essentially to imitate what I was reading, I began to write, like a clever monkey.
Once I finished, I got that procrastination monkey off my back! And I started seeing doors opening.
Parties don't thrill me. I like sitting at home with a tub of Chunky Monkey ice cream watching Big Brother or Friends.
Standing on a ledge again. Everyone laughs at dancing monkey with the typewriter. Not for long, though.
If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong.
The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.
f you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong.
The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore.
The poor monkey, quietly seated on the ground, seemed to be in sore trouble at this display of anger.
Jerry Krause must have pictures of his boss's wife having sex with a monkey.
Keep your sense of humor. As General Joe Stillwell said, 'The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of his behind'.
The fact that there are bigger injustices and wrongs doesn't make it right to sacrifice an innocent monkey. It doesn't alter the case at all.
It does get old to have to always be a monkey in a zoo. I don't know what it's like any more to be anonymous.
Too much free time is certainly a monkey's paw in disguise. Most people can't handle a structureless life.
A woman has to look good, but a man—a little bit nicer looking than a monkey is enough.
If the monkeys had been concerned only with monkey Beings they would never have become men.
Getting over a painful experience is much like crossing monkey bars. You have to let go at some point in order to move forward.
I furnished the body that was needed to sit in the defendant's chair.[Explaining his role in the Scopes Monkey Trial.]
Oh sure, its fine when a monkey does it. But when I throw barrels at an Italian plumber, they call it a hate crime!
I've been in the business 60 years, and it's taken me this long to play a scene with a monkey. That's what happens if you stick around.
I love going into the centre of London because people don't give a monkey's about you or who you are. You can be in a restaurant and no one notices you or if they do they won't show it.
Geniuses and supergeniuses always make their own rules about sex as on everything else; they do not accept the monkey customs of their lessers.
I wrote the very first stories in science fiction which dealt with homosexuality, The World Well Lost and Affair With a Green Monkey.
I suffered racial abuse in Lithuania, and in two games the fans were making monkey noises and throwing coins at me.
I'd be a dog, a monkey, or a bear, or anything but that vain animal who is so proud of being rational.
I loved Super-Monkey; always wanted to do something with him but it never happened.
I'm such a dude. I'm just like, 'All right, I have to get up in my monkey suit.' I'd rather be in jeans.
I think the discomfort that some people feel in going to the monkey cages at the zoo is a warning sign.
My favorite thing to wear from about first to third grade was a blue t-shirt with an iron-on monkey and the caption 'Here Comes Trouble.'
Frank's audience doesn't care if a girl singer, a comic or an organ grinder with a monkey opens the show. They are there to see HIM.
If me and King Kong went into an alley, only one of us would come out. And it wouldn't be the monkey.
Poetry, it is often said and loudly so, is life's true mirror. But a monkey looking into a work of literature looks in vain for Socrates.
A man sitting monkey-like on the rooftop of his brain is due the applause such feats earn him.
My spirit animal is a monkey. Because I have really long arms and I like being up high.
I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe.
I knew Rick Pitino was going to make them play that outbreak, monkey defense. He's been doing it all his life.
MONKEY, n. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees.
It can be argued that man's instinct to gamble is the only reason he is still not a monkey up in the trees.
What we must do is start viewing every cow, pig, chicken, monkey, rabbit, mouse, and pigeon as our family members.
My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'.
If you run into a monkey in some idiot context, automatically you've got a very real problem taking place in the photograph.
