Top 286 Monkeys Quotes & Sayings - Page 2

The practice of meditation is represented by the three monkeys, who cover their eyes, ears and mouths so as to avoid the phenomenal world.

If Sun were to hand the management of Java over to a committee of monkeys, would it be more successful?

The French - cheese-eating surrender monkeys. The Germans - schnitzel snarfing stormtrooper spawn.

Moreover, I wish to assure you both that I did not make any amorous advances on female monkeys.

I think that we, as monkeys, want to live in smaller groups. It's very scary when we're all - as wonderful as it is - connected.

Comedians are the monkeys of acting. When you go to the zoo, everybody loves the monkey exhibit.

An infinite number of monkeys typing into GNU emacs would never make a good program.

What is an adventure? That depends on where you are starting from. Little girls in your country, they hide in the gap between the washing machine and the refrigerator and they make believe they are in the jungle, with green snakes and monkeys all around them. Me and my sister, we used to hide in a gap in the jungle, with green snakes and monkeys all around us, and make believe that we had a washing machine and a refrigerator. You live in a world of machines and you dream off things with beating hearts. We dream of machines, because we see where beating hearts have left us.

In the test tube, I can make any DNA I want, recombining it from monkeys, worms, anywhere. So I can explore new rules of breeding with molecules.

I don't understand why women get upset when you compare them to one of the monkeys from Planet of the Apes, even one of the heroic ones, like Dr. Zera.

I listen to 50 Cent, Jay-Z, Stereophonics, Arctic Monkeys; also the musical Oliver - I can sing every tune.

My Master of Arts degree means nothing at all to these monkeys and I have come to share their indifference.

Southerners ask intimate questions in the way monkeys groom each other for lice, not to pry but to make you feel cared for.

Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.

If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.

Cardboard cutouts of cheerleaders operated by arthritic monkeys would move more fluidly.

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward.

I don't want to sound pretentious, but you could hire a bunch of monkeys to be on a TV show, and if it's successful, then everything's perfect and everybody's happy.

Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was gayer than a treeful of monkeys on nitrous oxide.

Monkeys who very sensibly refrain from speech, lest they should be set to earn their livings.

It is no loss to mankind when one writer decides to call it a day. When a tree falls in the forest, who cares but the monkeys?

Those monkey-thumbs were meant for dogs. Give me my thumbs, you fu**ing monkeys!

I love bands like the Arctic Monkeys and The Smiths, and I'm working on my own music.

Are cats strange animals or do they so resemble us that we find them curious as we do monkeys?

Many kinds of monkeys have a strong taste for tea, coffee and spirituous liqueurs.

No one likes doing primate experiments, but some research can only be done on monkeys.

If living on fruits and water is of superior merit, monkeys and fish will go to heaven before men.

If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters, they might write all the books in the British Museum.

I dream of living off the land completely - in vain, because the monkeys eat everything.

The Destiny of Man is to unite, not to divide. If you keep on dividing you end up as a collection of monkeys throwing nuts at each other out of separate trees.

There are quite a few actors in the business who are much more difficult than kids or monkeys.

God likes a little humor, as is evidence by the fact that he made the monkeys, the parrot -- and some of you people.

I saw the 'Wizard of Oz' recently and realized that, all my life, I thought they were real monkeys with wings. That's how scary that movie was for me.

You could put on monkeys jumping up and down and get bigger numbers than MSNBC.

Yeah, dolphins and monkeys basically could play chess together. Those are brilliant animals.

My old man is drunker than a barrel full of monkeys, but my old lady she don't care.

Arctic Monkeys are actually one of my favourite bands going, which is really weird cos I went to school and college with them.

Now run along and play, but don't get into trouble. George promised to be good. But it is easy for little monkeys to forget.

One of my most laughable moments was when we visited the monkeys in Ubud - they really seemed to like me and at one point, I had three males on my head and shoulders.

In Kenya you've got the great birds and monkeys leaping through the trees overhead. It's a chance to remember what the world is really like.

What I am interested in with birds, just as I am with spiders or monkeys, is what they do and why they do it.

I rather wonder what I am doing here. I enjoy city life, you know. The glittering lights, the constant companionship, the liquid entertainment. The lack of sudden monkeys.

They gave 12 monkeys a typewriter for a week, and after a week, they only used it as a bathroom.

People talk too much. Humans aren't descended from monkeys. They come from parrots.

f you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong.

Your soul is like the souls of a thousand monkeys on crack, all smushed together.

I've actually gone to the zoo and had monkeys shout to me from their cages, "I'm in here when you're walking around like that?"

I think probably the scariest thing, as weird as it sounds, was 'The Wizard of Oz' and the flying monkeys with the witch. I remember seeing that - it still seems freaky.

My company is called Talking Monkey, Inc. It's because that's what I think all people are: talking monkeys.

Don't stop doing what you love. Don't let your future be ruined by a bunch of loony sand monkeys.

I have a toy poodle, Shadow. She's a little whippersnapper! And I love little monkeys.

I grew a love for helpless, defenseless things. People would give me lions and jaguars. I had cheetahs, monkeys.

If the monkeys had been concerned only with monkey Beings they would never have become men.

Life could not be entirely devoted to debauchery and monkeys. Magnus had to finance all the drinking somehow.

Millions and millions of exuberant monkeys are creating an endless digital forest of mediocrity.

If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong.

The work on [polio] prevention was long delayed by... misleading experimental models of the disease in monkeys

I was like a packet of powdered Sea Monkeys and they were like water.

The fountain of youth is like the monkeys paw in the W. W. Jacobs story. It never ends well.

I see electronic music as loads of monkeys pushing buttons and me being one of them. But I think my album 'Timeless' stands the test of time.