Top 181 Moron Quotes & Sayings
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Last updated on November 17, 2024.
Get your dirty stinking moron knees off my chest.
Valkyrie: “You are such a moron.” Skulduggery: “Don't be jealous of my genius.
...the moron who thought love was forever.
Do you have any problems, other than that you're unemployed, a moron, and a dork?
There's a difference between climate & weather, moron!
Our civilisation cannot afford to let the censor-moron loose. The censor-moron does not really hate anything but the living and growing human consciousness.
Idiot! Lunatic! Moron! Jackass! Selfish irresponsible fool!
An oxymoron? What's that? A moron who studies at Oxford?
I'm a moron because I don't want to lie in a gutter puking over myself... yeah right
How do you politely explain to someone that you had believed for years he was a moron as well as a Fool?
I don't want to be a total moron and be just known as the jazz-handed judge.
It was an especially wonderful time to be a noisy moron.
Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron.
It's called Valentine's Day, you moron. If you're going to date a human, Dankmar, you need to remember their holidays.
Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail.
The consumer isn't a moron; she is your wife.
For anyone who wants to tell me time of possession doesn't matter, you're a moron. It matters.
Im a techno moron. I need help just to plug in my video camera.
There's always been some moron-who usually went by the name of 'producer' - who would have to justify his existence, and interfere.
All morons hate it when you call them a moron.
I'm not a complete moron like most musicians whom I've met.
If you're an adult and still think material wealth leads to happiness, might I suggest not being a moron.
Nature abhors a moron.
I'm a monster, not a moron.
The computer is a moron.
It is the classic fallacy of our time that a moron run through a university and decorated with a Ph.D. will thereby cease to be a moron.
For alarmingly large chunks of an average day, I am a moron.
I have this real moron thing I do? It's called thinking.
President Bush is a friend of mine. He's not a moron at all.
It is always difficult for a woman to be grateful for a form of chivalry that seems to be based on the premise that she is a moron.
You're not a moron. You're only a case of arrested development.
Even though he's a moron, I supported Tyson Fury.
One doesn't win by chance. One doesn't lead a business to make a €1 billion or €500 million if he is a moron.
Every great thinker is someone else's moron.
The new moron in town is Chad Ford of ESPN.com.
George W Bush is like a bad comic working the crowd, a moron, if youll pardon the expression.
The computer, being a mechanical moron, can handle only quantifiable data.
We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He's really dumb.
Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron.
I'm a techno moron. I need help just to plug in my video camera.
If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are.
I couldn't help feeling people thought I was a moron, and my self-imposed insecurity constantly bedeviled me.
If I were the last person on earth, some moron would turn left in front of me.
I think a lot of female actors have a real fear of not looking their best. They learn to prize their vanity over a role in which they have to look like a moron. They're worried they'll damage their sex appeal. Thankfully, I have no problem looking like a moron!
A genius is a genius, regardless of the number of morons who belong to the same race - and a moron is a moron, regardless of the number of geniuses who share his racial origin.
If you don't vote, you're a moron.
Every person, genius or moron, has a right to reproduce himself.
Townsend shrugged. 'With all due respect to the good doctor, I highly suspect he's a moron.
I am the same kind of moron as the rest of you, it's the method that does the work, for me as well as for you.
One never quite allows for the moron in our midst.
Only some ghastly dehumanised moron would want to get rid of the Routemaster.
If you behave like a stupid moron, you're going to get called out by me.
I think anyone who is famous is a moron if they're on Twitter. It's just stupid.
So I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon.
George W Bush is like a bad comic working the crowd, a moron, if you'll pardon the expression.
I've been called a moron since I was about four. My father called me a moron. My grandfather said I was a moron. And a lot of times when I'm driving, I hear I'm a moron. I like being a moron.
As you get older, you're humbled by the fact that you're a moron.
Anyone who says that Iran will commit suicide with its nuclear power is a moron and has no business in discussion.
I'm a technological moron. I have, I have problems with like.. the television
I found after seventy years that I was not a lunatic but a moron.... I should have been able to do better.
