Top 103 Morons Quotes & Sayings

The townspeople are morons, yokels, peasants and genus homo boobiensis...surrounded by gaping primates from the upland vallies.

I'm the one guy who says don't force the stupid people to be quiet. I want to know who the morons are.

Always Postpone Meetings with Time-wasting Morons

By definition, risk-takers often fail. So do morons. In practice it's difficult to sort them out.

There are four kinds of people in this world: cretins, fools, morons, and lunatics.

An organisation that treats its programmers as morons will soon have programmers that are willing and able to act like morons only.

It is almost an intellectual tradition to pay heed to the insane. In my case those that I most respect are the morons.

Maybe I'll try to be more patient with morons.

It's not about who's got powers, morons. It's about who's not afraid. And who's going to do what has to be done.

Unfortunately our nation, nay, our world, is run by evil morons.

When I was being bullied, I had to learn not to judge myself by the opinions of intolerant morons. Then I felt much better.

Baseball is a game played by idiots for morons.

Men are pigs. I really have every sympathy for women that they actually have to choose one of these arrogant, stupid morons to settle down with and marry.

There is only one way to receive intellectual respect, and that is to earn it. A degree doesn't mean anything, as there are too many maleducated morons running around with them to impress anyone.

Our failure to segregate morons who are increasing and multiplying . . . demonstrates our foolhardy and extravagant sentimentalism.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist's performance on whether or not they had a good seat?

The world is made up for the most part of morons and natural tyrants, sure of themselves, strong in their own opinions, never doubting anything.

You were overwhelmed by my desire? What planet are you from? (Geary to Arik) Moronia. Every full moon they teleport the Morons to earth and let them loose. Consider this your first encounter. (Solin)

Computer : a million morons working at the speed of light.

But, of course only morons would ever think or speak of themselves as intellectuals. That's why they all look so sad.

People are so cheap. Everyone wants quality, no one wants to pay for it. Here's the suburban dream-- to hire great workers who are such meek morons that they don't have the guts to ask for a living wage.

Only morons start a business on a loan?

You don't have to be a genius when you're surrounded by morons.

All morons hate it when you call them a moron.

It's hard to decide if TV makes morons out of everyone, or if it mirrors Americans who really are morons to begin with.

Through lack of education, we're not teaching kids to read and write. So there is the danger that you raise up a generation of morons.

I have a zero tolerance for sanctimonious morons who try to scare people.

The greatest threat to America is not foreign terrorists, its domestic morons.

I wanted to be the moron of the family, because morons seemed to have more fun, more freedom and more personality.

Islamophobia: a word created by fascists, and used by cowards, to manipulate morons.

Men!" I said. "You all a bunch of chauvinist morons" Stephanie Plum - Ten Big Ones

Yeah, I’m thinking it’s a reunion or, since it is our classmates, a collection of idiots. Let’s call it a meese. Like geese, only with morons. (Caleb)

All that self-expression has just created a generation of morons, hooked on an endless appetite for rubbish.

If you are not able to transmit what you're trying to achieve to your collaborators, you will only have minions - or morons.

what a horrible loutish planet this is. the dominant species consists of sadistic morons, faces bearing the hideous lineaments of spiritual famine swollen with stupid hate. hopeless rubbish.

In retrospect, of course I regret calling them (Charlton fans) morons. Imbeciles would have been more appropriate.

If there is one way that I would sum up what the 2016 election was on cable news, it was world-class journalists interviewing morons.

I read an article that said one in five Americans thinks Elvis is alive. I want to find those morons and get them registered to vote for me.

I love skiing. What on earth have I been doing on a beach all this time? I mean, that's for morons - you can get sunburn and really damage yourself.

Wonder, and its expression in poetry and the arts, are among the most important things which seem to distinguish men from other animals, and intelligent and sensitive people from morons.

Idiots are not responsible for what they do. The real guilt falls on rational people who sit on their hands while morons run wild. You can opt out if you want to. Play it safe. But if you do, don't complain when the roof comes down.

It's not Brits who think American readers are a bunch of whinging morons with the geo-social understanding of a wire coathanger, it's American editors.

Morons. I've got morons on my team.

This education has reduced us to a nation of morons; we were strangers to our own culture and camp followers of another culture, feeding on leavings and garbage . . . What about our own roots? . . . I am up against the system, the whole method and approach of a system of education which makes us morons, cultural morons, but efficient clerks for all your business and administration offices.

Sleep tight, ya morons!

I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons." - Greg Heffley.

I'm not sure who has the right to say that you have better taste than somebody else, because essentially what you're doing is calling millions of people morons.

It seems to me like a perversion of talent for an artist of any kind to further the corporate structure of America or the personal interests of the morons and thieves who run it.

Never have a dog. Let's not beat around the bush here: dogs are morons.

I'm not a method guy. I can't be bothered to have a method. I just want to be a part of a good movie and I can't stand to be surrounded by morons.

...I am happy to welcome you to a town peopled in morons exclusively. Furthermore, I hope that your transformation to moron is not an unpleasant experience.

Not many people carry out thoughts they know going into it are stupid…morons not included. (Apollymi)

Rule number one: Never make anyone uncomfortable in your home-even morons.

Life is ruthless, and its bestowal of fortune arbitrary and capricious. I'd been born to morons, and mine was a shabby life.

Its hard to decide if TV makes morons out of everyone, or if it mirrors Americans who really are morons to begin with

Testosterone is a great equalizer, it turns all men into morons.

We've all heard stories of lottery winners, rock stars, heirs and heiresses, and professional athletes becoming millionaire morons who wake up rich but are broke by nightfall.

I'm the one guy who says don't force the stupid people to be quiet - I want to know who the morons are.

Why are we rock stars? Because we're morons. We sleep all day, we play music at night and very rarely do we sit around reading the Washington Journal.