Top 1200 Most Funny Quotes & Sayings - Page 4

I don't make fun of my characters. I just like to laugh and I think people are funny and the world is funny.

I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.

I like to be friends with funny guys, but I don't want to date a funny guy.

In reality, as a comedian, you're successful because you're funny, and you should be able to be funny about anything.

One time, Bert and I were making out for so long it wasn't even funny..But then it was funny.

I used to stutter really badly. Everybody thinks it's funny. And it's not funny. It's not.

Adam Sandler is a really funny guy in real life. Separate from all of the movies, that is a funny man.

It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny.

What's funny is funny. It doesn't matter what expense it's at. There are people who don't like that and I understand.

In America, funny women are allowed to be glamorous and funny, but over here, you're not.

People want me to be funny all the time. They think I'm being funny no matter what I say or do and that's not the case.

What's funny isn't really me. What I do is point out what I find funny in others.

My funny speech wasn't funny. That's not the first time a politician has done that.

I'll just talk and talk for an hour, an hour and half, until funny things come out of my mouth - often things that I don't think will be funny, often things that I just thought were sentences, turn out to be funny, because they're the sentences of an idiot. There's level of self-awareness that develops, and I write down things that were funny, usually when I'm on stage, and that becomes the show.

The world is a funny paper read backwards. And that way it isn't so funny.

The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny… Alright, it's a little funny.

There's nothing less funny than trying to force funny.

If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.

I never think I want to try to be funny. And humor, if there is anything funny, should come from a real place.

The decision as to what's funny and what is not funny shall rest solely with Mr. Freberg.

Optimism isn't funny unless you are laughing at the person, whereas extreme pessimism is extremely funny. It's exaggeration.

Optimism isnt funny unless you are laughing at the person, whereas extreme pessimism is extremely funny. Its exaggeration.

There's a difference between delivering real funny and just silly funny.

I do not think that obsession is funny or that not being able to stop one's intensity is funny.

I grew up with an extremely funny dad, and my mom is super funny.

I've been too funny in my life to have to play a character who's... moderately funny.

There are few lonelier sights than a good comedian being funny in a movie that doesn't know what funny is.

If you try to deliver a funny line in a funny way, it comes out as wacky and you ruin the scene.

Comedy is not commercial; it is risky, because what is funny in one place isn't always funny somewhere else.

A funny person is funny only for so long, but a wit can sit down and go on being spellbinding forever.

There's something dangerous about what's funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary.

I'm not a broad comedy guy. I've been funny in movies, but I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who's sometimes funny.

I mean, it's funny, I'm not going to lie. It's funny saying it. We're the Pelicans.

If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny.

I love being funny! I started in the theater when I was 9 and, believe it or not, always played the funny part!

Peyton Manning is funny, hence the 'Saturday Night Live'; you see him in his commercials. He's funny.

Funny is funny, and it can come in 8 billion different shades and flavors, so I think it's silly to kind of limit it.

My name is Steven Crowder, and I happen to find blatant gayness funny. I mean really funny.

I like funny things, but I don't find myself particularly funny.

The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!

I don't come from Lake Wobegon, and that world is not mine. It's not that funny to me. It's funny to other people, and I'm not judging it, but the world that I come from is not considered funny by other people as well. There's so much pain in it.

I wasn't particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny.

I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny. And when you're very, very happy, you're not very funny. You're just happy. I'd rather be damaged and funny.

There are no funny lawyers - only funny people who made a career mistake.

Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.

When I say something funny in a newspaper and I meant it to be funny, it doesn't read that way.

I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny.

Be Funny. Be naturally funny. If you're not, get out of the business. Be compassionate.

It's not always easy to go from funny on the page to funny on the screen.

People are getting careers from YouTube and uploading videos. And they're totally different - you can't necessarily be funny on a video, and then all of a sudden you're live in a theater. You don't have the tools yet. It's a lot more involved to go from being funny on a little iPhone screen to being live in front of people and being funny.

Farts and poop are still funny and will always be funny.

It's not funny when you actually get shot, but afterwards, yeah, it's funny.

To the U.S. and the world, I'm just known as some funny song and some funny music, some funny video guy. But in Korea I'm doing one of the biggest concerts; it's not a dance music concert. I'm playing with the band, so I change my every song to a rock song.

I was always good at being observationally funny - like, contributing something funny to the conversation.

I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.

You can give a guy a funny line, but you can't make him say it funny.

If there's an audience, I think they're going to expect me to be funny. But what if I'm not funny? What if I fail?

There's nothing worse than trying to be funny and not being funny.

We just keep trying to beat every show with the funny stick until it's funny

At home in my room, I'm funny, but if I'm commissioned to be that, I don't feel very funny.