Top 1200 Mother-In-Law Quotes & Sayings - Page 2

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Last updated on December 22, 2024.
You may be surprised to learn that, in our law, although the fetus is currently without the right to life, it does have some rights. For instance, under civil law, the unborn child has the right to inherit part of his father's estate should his father die before he is born, and he has the right to sue his Mother, or a doctor, for injuiries sustained while in the womb.
Cleverly assorted scraps of spurious science are inculcated upon the children to prove necessity of law; obedience to the law is made a religion; moral goodness and the law of the masters are fused into one and the same divinity. The historical hero of the schoolroom is the man who obeys the law, and defends it against rebels.
I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. — © Henny Youngman
I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in.
A lot of women have trouble with their mothers-in-law.” Raphael’s look was priceless. “My mother is an insane archangel.
I know my mother-in-law would drive two hours to go see a movie that I'm in.
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
We make a big mistake when we conclude that the law is the answer to bad behavior. In fact, the law alone stirs up more of such behavior. People get worse, not better, when you lay down the law. To be sure, the Spirit does use both God's law and God's gospel in our sanctification. But the law and the gospel do very different things.
Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel.
There is no law in the world - there is no law unwritten, there's no law on the books - that's gonna stop a criminal from getting a gun.
Everything is the result of the Law of Action and Consequence but with the possibility that a superior law transcends an inferior law.
The paramount destiny and mission of woman is to fulfill the noble and benign offices of wife and mother. That is the law of the Creator.
I am very close to my mother-in-law, Lee, we see each other often.
My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. — © Phyllis Diller
My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee.
You either get to play a vicious mother-in-law who hates the bahu, or makkhis and naagins. There is no creative satisfaction in TV.
When you know the law, you're above the law. When you break the law, you're under the law.
My mother-in-law was so mean she blinded herself just to get a free dog.
The Judge does not make the law. It is people that make the law. Therefore if a law is unjust, and if the Judge judges according to the law, that is justice, even if it is not just.
The end game is you change that law to making that law better, whichever law you're talking about.
Who to himself is law, no law doth need, offends no law, and is a king indeed.
My mother-in-law had to stop skipping for exercise. It registered seven on the Richter scale.
If I were hanged on the highest hill, Mother o’ mine, O mother o’ mine! I know whose love would follow me still, Mother o’ mine, O mother o’ mine! If I were drowned in the deepest sea, Mother o’ mine, O mother o’ mine! I know whose tears would come down to me, Mother o’ mine, O mother o’ mine! If I were damned of body and soul, I know whose prayers would make me whole, Mother o’ mine, O mother o’ mine!
To have one's mother-in-law in the country when one lives in Paris, and vice versa, is one of those strokes of luck that one encounters only too rarely.
The law exists for a reason. There is a dominant American culture that people used to want to preserve. That's going by the wayside, too. But if it's now okay for an illegal alien to practice law in California, then can anybody else who's broken the law get a law license? And if not, why not?
I have a great relationship with my mother-in-law. We're both Leos, we understand each other.
Once when my father-in-law was leaving the house after lunch to return to the field to work, my mother-in-law said, 'Albert, you get right back in here and tell me you love me.' He grinned and jokingly said, 'Elsie, when we were married, I told you I loved you, and if that ever changes, I'll let you know.' It's hard to overuse the expression, 'I love you.' Use it daily.
A mother-in-law is better than a single and childless political persona, though.
To be Christians under the law of grace does not mean to wander unbridled outside the law, but to be engrafted in Christ, by whose grace we are free from the curse of the law, and by whose Spirit we have the law engraved upon our hearts.
My mother-in-law must be the probation officer I got for the crime I committed of marrying my husband.
My mother-in-law buys her coats in a carper shop. She wears a 9x12.
The awe and dread with which the untutored savage contemplates his mother-in-law are amongst the most familiar facts of anthropology.
My sister-in-law, my mother, grandmother, and the entire family have been the biggest support for me.
The glory of justice and the majesty of law are created not just by the Constitution - nor by the courts - nor by the officers of the law - nor by the lawyers - but by the men and women who constitute our society - who are the protectors of the law as they are themselves protected by the law.
Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes.
It's not that we didn't get along, it's just that my mother-in-law is very objective. She objected to everything I did.
I hear Democrats say, 'The Affordable Care Act is the law,' as though we're supposed to genuflect at that sunburst of insight and move on. Well, the Fugitive Slave Act was the law, separate but equal was the law, lots of things are the law and then we change them.
Evolution is the Law of Life Number is the Law of the Universe Unity is the Law of God
There is one all-important law of human conduct. If we obey that law, we shall almost never get into trouble. In fact, that law, if obeyed, will bring us countless friends and constant happiness. But the very instant we break the law, we shall get into endless trouble. The law is this: Always make the other person feel important.
Equal justice under the law, even if it's your mother. That was a point of admiration in our household. It was drilled into me. — © Steve King
Equal justice under the law, even if it's your mother. That was a point of admiration in our household. It was drilled into me.
I should, many a good day, have blown my brains out, but for the recollection that it would have given pleasure to my mother-in-law.
The only thing more intimidating than a huge international film star is your mother-in-law.
The so-called law of induction cannot possibly be a law of logic, since it is obviously a proposition with a sense.--Nor, therefore, can it be an a priori law.
I think, more than my husband, my mother-in-law gets excited and proud and what not whenever she sees me on-screen.
It's a strange thing, we think that law brings order. Law doesn't. How do we know that law does not bring order? Look around us. We live under the rule of law. Notice how much order we have?
Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law.
I don't think you have to live in the fantasy world of Westeros to have problems with your mother-in-law.
There is no theoretical study of motherhood. You know, before I became a mother, I did play a mother, but I was like - I was more thinking of my own mother. I was doing my mother.
I've just had some bad news. Tomorrow is the mother in law's funeral. And she's cancelled it.
But the law is an odd thing. For instance, one country in Europe has a law that requires all its bakers to sell bread at the exact same price. A certain island has a law that forbids anyone from removing its fruit. And a town not too far from where you live has a law that bars me from coming within five miles of its borders.
Everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the funeral expenses. — © St. Jerome
Everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the funeral expenses.
I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.
Pakistan is the sort of place every man should send his mother-in-law, for a month, with all expenses paid.
Even before marriage I used cook delicious dishes for my wife and mother-in-law on Jamai Sasthi.
a mother-in-law's praise says more in a woman's favor than anything else in the world.
I have no problem putting my feet up and watching football but my mother-in-law is always doing stuff.
But there, everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the funeral expenses.
Maybe I shouldn’t mouth off to the elemental I kinda hoped was my future mother-in-law.
My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed; I never knew they worked.
I do most of the cooking at home, and both my mom and my mother-in-law are excellent chefs. However, I wouldn't call myself a chef.
When you have a wonderful mother-in-law who takes sides with you in squabbles with her own daughter - that's something.
The law of attraction is a law of nature. It is as impartial and impersonal as the law of gravity is. It is precise and it is exact
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