Top 323 Mowing The Lawn Quotes & Sayings - Page 2

A jet plane cannot mow the lawn, but it can fly to distant destinations. Don't worry so much about what you can't do; just do what you can as only you can do it.

Say, has some wet bird-haunted English lawn Lent it the music of its trees at dawn?

I grew up in some suburb, I'd come out with a song about potholes in my lawn.

One legged veterans will greet the dawn, and they're whistling marches as they mow the lawn, and the gargoyles on sit and grieve.

It's pretty cool to be able to hang out with the President and have the race-winning car on the South Lawn.

Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.

... what's in a person's heart and soul will not likely be changed by the ability to command a helicopter to land on the South Lawn.

You worked your paper route, mowed the lawn, then played golf all day.

Sprawled out on the front lawn Looking up at an ordinary sky It could fall on me and somehow be The day I didn't die

My wife and daughter both bust me on how much I am the guy yelling at kids to get off my lawn.

A Canadian newspaperman said yesterday that this is the President's "Easter egghead roll on the White House lawn." I want to deny that!

A rancher is a farmer who farms the public lands with a herd of four-legged lawn mowers.

Someone can break your heart, leave you dead on the lawn, and still you never learn what to say to stop it all over again.

This was an away-day for the deputy prime minister's staff, who've had a change of responsibilities [on John Prescott's scandalous playing habits... on the croquet lawn]

I still get goose-bumps when I walk into the All England Lawn Tennis Club at the start of tournament and that will never change.

One day, I'll disappear and hide in a corner of Britain. I'll own a bakery in a village, live above it, have a big garden because I like mowing. I want to get up when I feel like it, let people queue for my products, and when they're gone, shut the shop and think about tomorrow. Creating magic - that's my dream. And I'll do it.

PRESENTIMENT is that long shadow on the lawn Indicative that suns go down; The notice to the startled grass That darkness is about to pass.

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner.

The banker rubs his nose, thinking of his cat stalking something on the lawn.

[On Dashiell Hammett:] ... he is so hard-boiled you could roll him on the White House lawn.

A sweet disorder in the dress Kindles in clothes a wantonness A lawn about the shoulders thrown Into a fine distraction.

I was famous in a way that was kind of terrifying. I had no protection. When reporters showed up at my house, there wasn't even a sidewalk. They were literally parked on my front lawn.

Aurora now, fair daughter of the dawn, Sprinkled with rosy light the dewy lawn.

I wish I'd not taken off all my clothes in my first television series, 'The Camomile Lawn.'

If I ever wanted a gnome, I guess Id just stand out on my lawn for a while.

If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn.

When I was waiting tables, washing dishes, or mowing lawns for money, I never thought of myself as stuck in some station in life. I was on my own path, my own journey, an American journey where I could think for myself, decide for myself, define happiness for myself.

It's not that the grass is greener on the other side, it's that you can never be on both sides of the lawn at the same time.

Crabgrass is aptly descriptive of this hated weed, for it does scuttle quickly through a lawn.

I'm a baseball player. I'm also a guy who mows his lawn and plays with his dog.

I'm a big 'Goosebumps' fan - 'Revenge of the Lawn Gnomes.' My favorites are the pick-your-own-death ones.

Interspersed in lawn and opening glades, Thin trees arise that shun each others' shades.

I just can't recruit where there's grass around. You gotta have a concrete lawn before I feel comfortable enough to go in and talk to you parents.

They're a rotten crowd', I shouted across the lawn. 'You're worth the whole damn bunch put together.

Yer a good lad, Atticus, mowin’ me lawn and killin’ what Brits come around.

God will not speak to me and tell me to mow my lawn today.

The Cowboy's defense has more holes in it than Ronny Milsapp and Jose Feliciano after a game of lawn darts.

My mother was a very elegant woman. When a flying saucer landed on the lawn, she turned it over to see if it was Wedgwood.

I passed my Lawn Tennis Association coaching exam, and I persuaded my local club to let me use a court after school and on Saturdays.

I'm that grumpy old guy yelling at all those pesky little Grizzly Bear fans to get offa my lawn.

Denial is pushing something out of your awareness. Anything you hide in the basement has a way of burrowing under the house and showing up on the front lawn.

I use a pick in my hair without force. You use a lawn mower-you got peat moss.

Once our idea of heaven meant all the dead relatives waiting on the kept lawn of the many mansions as if, suddenly sinless, they had nothing to do.

When I'm looking for an idea, I'll do anything--clean the closet, mow the lawn, work in the garden.

I've decided that my motto in life is "Get off my lawn." It's the right answer to everything.

The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless.

Lawn as white as driven snow; Cyprus black as e'er was crow; Gloves as sweet as damask roses.

My father was a preacher in Maryland and we had crab feasts - with corn on the cob, but no beer, being Methodist - outside on the church lawn.

I'm the oldest in my family, and I grew up with brothers, so we would be on the front lawn every day playing football, whether it's tackle or tag.

You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.

My very first live shot was from the White House lawn. I literally almost threw up. I was so scared out of my mind. It was horrible.

The dandelions and buttercups gild all the lawn: the drowsy bee stumbles among the clover tops, and summer sweetens all to me.

I grew up in Florida, so every now and then, we'd have a garter snake in the lawn. But I'm not super okay with them.

A tortoise is, I suppose, a Jewish pet. It knows its place. Out on the lawn. It doesn't bark. It doesn't tear the Dralon.

Everybody knows how lazy he is. One day the neighbors saw Fang mow the lawn and I got three Get Well cards.

Often I sit in the lawn and have my morning cuppa amidst the twittering of rare birds.

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.

If a man were to look over the fence on one side of his garden and observe that the neighbor on his left had laid his garden path round a central lawn; and were to look over the fence on the other side of his garden and observe that the neighbor on his right had laid his path down the middle of the lawn, and were then to lay his own garden path diagonally from one corner to the other, that man's soul would be lost. Originality is only to be praised when not prefaced by the look to right and left.

I don't want to sound like some grumpy old man telling you to get off my lawn.

Women's role in the household has changed since the women's movement. I don't know if women's role outside the household has changed. I mean, are more women mowing lawns and fixing shingles and doing electrical work and plumbing?