Top 165 Mustache Quotes & Sayings

This Italian restaurant I'm at is authentic! When they seat you, they give you a mustache.

No wife, no horse, no mustache

Hitler really ruined that mustache for everybody. It’s really an interesting mustache, but now, no one can wear it.

If you have a friend with a blond mustache, he wants to touch you.

What are you doing in there, waxing your mustache?” Iggy yelled, pounding on the bathroom door. I yanked the door open and pushed him backward hard, making him stagger. “I don’t have a mustache, you idiot!” Iggy giggled and put his arms up to protect himself in case I punched him. “And you know what?” I added. “You don’t have one either. Well, maybe in a couple years. You can always hope.” I left him in the hallway, anxiously fingering his upper lip.

My brother had a mustache, and when my brother had a mustache, it was cool. When I had a mustache, everyone just assumed I'm an immigrant and I don't speak English, which is fascinating. It was a fascinating thing to discover how I looked versus my brother with a mustache.

I may not be Hispanic, but I'm close. I'm Catholic with a mustache[]

I wash it every second day, and I use Kerastase shampoo and conditioner. I just stick to that. But I also have a mustache comb, and I shampoo and condition my mustache as well.

There's a man outside with a big black mustache. - Tell him I've got one.

I had hair down to my shoulders, a beard and mustache. I was crude and rude.

Believe me, I've taken a lot of heat for my mustache.

In wrestling, my mustache made me look more like a villain. A good mustache can give you the look of the devil.

She had much in common with Hitler, only no mustache.

I didn't want to wear a checked shirt and grow a mustache - that's what you had to do, and everyone did.

Our first job is to go out there and fight - not to do backflips or have a mustache.

I grew my mustache when I was nineteen in order to look older. I never shaved it off even though it overran its usefulness many, many years ago. Once you get started in television, people associate you with your physical appearance - and that includes the mustache. So I can't shave it off now. If I did, I'd have to answer too much mail.

I want to see Brian Williams with no irony wearing a mustache.

My mustache has become this weird iconic representation of a certain era.

I will say, as a woman, when you put a mustache on, you find out a lot of things about yourself.

There's a lot of dudes in my neighborhood that have handlebar mustaches. Which is cool if you want to have a handlebar mustache but don't try to have a conversation with me like you don't have a handlebar mustache.

I'm not shaving for a month so you all can see my mustache... I'm pumped!

The mustache represented the old John; I didn't want to be that guy anymore, so I shaved it off. It was ritualistic in a way.

A mustache really defines your face. My dad had a mustache when I was growing up, and I can still remember when he shaved it, he looked like a completely different person.

The thing with the mustache is, it's a classic. A guy can always wear a mustache. But it's still tricky and potentially fraught with peril.

Everything I do from now on, I'll have a mustache. I can promise you that. I don't care who I have to convince. If you see me with a mustache in a movie or on stage in the future, you'll know that I pitched the idea.

I watched a lot of Douglas Fairbanks movies. He always played the same role with a mustache. Zorro had a mustache. The Musketeer had a mustache. Tarzan had a mustache.

Mother Teresa had a mustache. Hitler had a mustache. Mother Teresa is Hitler.

I inhaled Dickens as a kid, and I've always been fascinated by the Victorians. So many ridiculous objects they had! They created things like mustache cups, so you wouldn't wet your mustache when you were drinking tea. And eyebrow combs. What's happened to all the eyebrow combs? Marvelous things.

Sometimes a milk mustache is just a milk mustache.

I couldn't wait to grow a mustache. I stopped shaving my upper lip the day I graduated from high school.

It's 'Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, except there's just one degree, and Kevin Bacon is Hitler. Can I play? Let's see. Mother Teresa had a mustache. Hitler had a mustache. Mother Teresa is Hitler!

I had a mustache for 10 years.

I do know that you'll definitely never see me sporting a mustache.

I stuck with a mustache because... do you know Magnum P.I.?

I look stupid without a mustache.

The style of mustache I have is called a Hungarian, and you need a certain type of viscosity in the wax to make it work.

I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed mustache.

A good mustache makes a man for many reasons.

The Brawny man is a prime example of a guy with a cool-looking mustache.

They told me I gave the best milk mustache of anybody.

I've grown this mustache which saves me from having to glue on one every day in the heat.

Most people presume my mustache is not real because it's much darker than my regular hair.

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance.

Since I don't smoke, I decided to grow a mustache - it is better for the health. However, I always carried a jewel-studded cigarette case in which, instead of tobacco, were carefully placed several mustaches, Adolphe Menjou style. I offered them politely to my friends: "Mustache? Mustache? Mustache?" Nobody dared to touch them. This was my test regarding the sacred aspect of mustaches.

For years now, people have mentioned my mustache and get disappointed that when they see me live I don't have a mustache.

Nowadays, if you have a mustache, people look at you like you're crazy. But when I was growing up, I never saw my dad without a mustache.

I can't grow a mustache. It's pretty sad if I attempt to.

The Yankees have strict rules. You can have a mustache but no other facial hair.

I am not beautiful, so I don't know why I'm making myself ugly. But the mustache stays.

A guy in a mustache looks best dressed up in a suit. A track suit and mustache won't help your look. You need to look groomed and polished.

You offer a sincere compliment on a great mustache and suddenly she's not your friend.

I should never, ever try and grow a mustache again.

I was the class clown when I was a little young mustache.

I married the reigning mustache champion.

There are some women out there who are just going to look better with a mustache: that's statistics.

I had a phase where I had a mustache. There was several times where I had a mustache. I had a mustache in high school because South Asian men can potentially have a great deal of facial hair. So I had a mustache at 14, and then I grew a proper mustache a few years ago. I just thought it would be fun to just have a mustache.

The Toothbrush mustache is the most powerful configuration of facial hair the world has ever known. It overpowers whoever touches it. By merely doodling a Toothbrush mustache on a poster, you make a political statement.

When the jelly faced women all sneeze, hear the one with the mustache say I can't find my knees.

I had a mustache when I was 13.

My mustache gets so many questions he has his own agen now.