Birthday Alarm was a very simple site based on being reminded of your friends' birthdays.
If you are an actress in L.A., on your 40th birthday they should just hand you the keys to the lunatic asylum.
On my 7th birthday, in 1970, I left India and came to America: to this land of incredible opportunity.
I am the guy dressing up in, you know, the caveman outfit for the kids' birthday parties.
And if I was humming "Happy Birthday" and smiling stupidly as I fled for my life—well, that was nobody's business, was it?
One year I was given a birthday present I'll never forget - a cooking lesson from Jamie Oliver.
My daughter learned to say, 'They're not even trying to cover!' before her second birthday.
One of the shocks of a 50th birthday is realizing the fundamental fact that your youth is irrevocably over.
I havent won on my birthday since college, so its good to play hard and get a win by double figures.
Me and crazy Janey were making love in the dirt singing our birthday songs.
I have angel wings and a halo on my wrist, which I got done on my 30th birthday in memory of my brother.
Thank you Dad...
for listening and caring,
for giving and sharing,
but, especially, for just being you!
Happy Birthday to you
I'm an avid shoe fan. I got my first pair of Louboutins as a birthday gift from Jami Gertz.
It don't gotta be Mother's Day, or your birthday, for me to just call and say
Hey Mama
I am six years old and instead of celebrating with birthday cakes, I chew on a piece of charcoal.
Brilliantly lit from stem to stern, she looked like a sagging birthday cake.
I was exceptionally opinionated as a teenager, never afraid to rant and ruin a birthday party or cinema trip.
Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday.
One I built when I was a kid, and it was a real miniature of Disneyland. I fell in love with the park when I went there with my parents on my 12th birthday.
I love photography. My boyfriend's got a great camera, which I bought for his birthday.
Thanks to you, I always am so happy. Now I want to give you all the happiness on your birthday.
Did you know you're supposed to soap and scrub for as long as it takes to sing 'Happy Birthday' twice?
When confronted with a birthday in a week I will remember that a book can be a really good present, too.
As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday.
Gotta get it, even if it's in the worse way. Got cake like everyday my birthday.
For the youth, the indignation of most things will just surge as each birthday passes.
It's an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasn't had a birthday in seven years.
I’m sorry I can’t do more. But happy birthday, Sadie.” He leaned forward and kissed me on the lips.
When I look on my mantelpiece and see these cards wishing me a happy 100th birthday, I can't believe it.
I get asked, on a sort of daily basis, 'It's my wife's 30th birthday, can you set her a task?'
I've always loved watches. It's been the one thing that I've asked for, whether it was every Christmas or a birthday.
My first proper kiss was from Cara Shucksmith when I was 13 or 14 at her birthday party.
When carrying a jar of honey to give to a friend for his birthday, don't stop and eat it along the way.
I occasionally get birthday cards from fans. But it's often the same message: They hope it's my last.
I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn't invite me and so I showed up.
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
I binge when I'm happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I'm at a birthday party.
The only show my mother could afford to take me to when I was growing up was 'Cats', for my birthday.
The only show my mother could afford to take me to when I was growing up was CATS, for my birthday.
Today, you're 50. Now we can round your age up to 100! Happy 50th birthday!
On my 50th birthday the Rolling Stones played at my party at Grosvenor House. That's not bad for a kid from Tooting.
My mom won't let me buy high-fashion stuff unless it's TK Maxx or a birthday occasion.
I always wanted to shave. It is a very natural process. For my birthday I got a lot of shaving stuff.
Instead of celebrating my birthday, it would be my proud privilege if 5 September is observed as Teachers' Day.
I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'
You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.
My father was a shaman. He told me that time doesn't exist. He didn't use a clock. He didn't know when my birthday was.
Most of us can remember a time when a birthday - especially if it was one's own - brightened the world as if a second sun has risen.
He will find out the hard way on his birthday that he has got a present he never wanted
I play PC and Xbox games at home, and I just got a PSP as a birthday present.
Happy 110th birthday to Frank Zamboni, who left us in 1988 but still resurfaces periodically.
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
One begins to realize that one is getting old when the birthday candles weigh more than the cake.
I am the guy dressing up in, you know, the caveman outfit for the kids birthday parties.
She knew what he had in mind. He'll propose in Scotland on my birthday. There was no doubt as to what her answer would be.
That day which you fear as being the end of all things is the birthday of your eternity.
I met Leonardo DiCaprio and Busta Rhymes the same night, on my birthday in New York.
My mom FedExes a red velvet cake she makes from scratch to me every birthday.
Nicole Richie invited me to her birthday party, and it was at Michael Jackson's Neverland!
The Moment I Knew" "was a song about my 21st birthday party, which was the worst experience ever.
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