Top 1158 My Girlfriend Quotes & Sayings - Page 3

Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love.

My team are incredible, and I have the most amazing parents and beautiful girlfriend in the world.

I do love playing games, but once I have a girlfriend, she will be my princess.

I was a chemical engineer in school. And, randomly, an ex-girlfriend dared me to do a play.

You will not kill my girlfriend today, International Terrorists of Ambiguous Nationality!

Tell your girlfriend or wife you love them everyday. Like I do!

The girls show up wearing nothing. I can't lie, I'm 16, I don't hate it. I don't have a girlfriend.

I gave my girlfriend something she didn't expect for Valentine's day... Chlamydia.

I'm drawn to roles that have real substance, that aren't just the victim or the teenage girl or the girlfriend.

Far too often, I read a script where the girls are the girlfriend or the set dressing.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend’s killer… but no one will do it.

I'm getting pretty worried. My girlfriend hasn't gotten her period. And she's already 14.

I love food, and my girlfriend comes from an architecture background, so we might open up a restaurant.

My girlfriend still doesn't know why her sweaters are always stretched out.

I feel worthless. My girlfriend was attacked on the subway yesterday. And I can't even enjoy it.

My girlfriend knows that if I'm acting weird at home to go to one of my shows to see what's on my mind.

I never like to be lied to by a girlfriend or agent, and certainly not the president of the United States.

It's great to have female characters that have depth that you can explore instead of being the decoration or the girlfriend or the wife.

Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend's house during a power failure.

I don't have a girlfriend but sometimes I like to pretend I do. I just stand in my apartment screaming No, that's not what I said!

Yeah, that’s exactly what I want. To help my girlfriend get her old boyfriend back.

It seems a bit weird to call someone your girlfriend when you have a child.

London is like a girlfriend I loved, then really fell out with.

So it's a yes, then?" To blue-corn pancakes or being your girlfriend?

Start dating someone who is funny, someone who has what in high school you called a "really great sense of humor" and what now your creative writing class calls "self-contempt giving rise to comic form." Write down all of his jokes, but don't tell him you are doing this. Make up anagrams of his old girlfriend's name and name all of your socially handicapped characters with them. Tell him his old girlfriend is in all of your stories and then watch how funny he can be, see what a really great sense of humor he can have.

I count my blessings every day for getting to play Josh in 'Crazy Ex-Girlfriend.'

In my position, I think the best thing I do is just keep girlfriend involved.

I would rather be single than be someone's girlfriend because that's not my identity.

I'm really worried about my girlfriend's morals ... she has NEXT written on her knickers.

If I didn't have a girlfriend, I'd have 10 girls at the studio, and they would make me not rap.

I wanted to be a comedian. And I did that so much in high school, I couldn't get a girlfriend.

My first real girlfriend broke up with me because she was married already.

I'm not single, I'm just wait for my girlfriend to quit playing hide and seek.

A girlfriend? No thanks, I'd rather play nintendo and build my lego set!

I got scouted to be the dude in the video for 'Break Up With Your Girlfriend, I'm Bored.'

I just like to sit and admire my garden; it's so well kept by my gardener and my girlfriend.

I don't want everyone to know when I go out with my son or my girlfriend for lunch or dinner.

Leaving America is like losing twenty pounds and finding a new girlfriend.

My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.

I have all my ex-girlfriends lumped into one big girlfriend I called M.A.N.D.Y.: My, Another Neurotic Disappointment? Yes.

I was the boy that turned a girlfriend into the most celebrated lesbian on television. I got so much stick for that.

Most of all, I want to be known as Barbi Benton, the singer, not as Hugh Hefner's girlfriend.

I crashed my bicycle on the way to my first date with my ex-girlfriend and was cautioned by the police.

I hate 'girlfriend' because it sounds so temporary. It's very junior high.

When I've got a girlfriend, I like to be with them as much as possible, and I'm very affectionate.

I’m a bit of a design enthusiast, and like spending time with my girlfriend and mates.

If I had a girlfriend I would write her letters instead of using Twitter.

Happiness is when you see your husband's old girlfriend and she's fatter than you.

Anyone who says I would never hit a woman hasn't met my x girlfriend.

I am generally cast as the dependable, affable, loving, friend-wife-girlfriend.

Despite what your girlfriend may have told you, size is important, bigger is better.

Brittany and I don't date other people." "Why not?" "It's called being boyfriend and girlfriend.

I would like to have a girlfriend who is more mature than my mental age.

It's incredibly frustrating to constantly read scripts where you're the girlfriend who is there to further the man's storyline.

I love my girlfriend to bits. I'd never do anything to hurt her.

I'm a horrible girlfriend. I always was. I'm great at the beginning, because I can be very romantic.

I have 3 sisters, a daughter, and a son with my girlfriend, and a feminist mom who raised me right.

I remember my girlfriend dropped me for the guy I thought was really cute.

I would be a horrible girlfriend at this point in my life, because I’m both needy and unavailable.