Top 486 My Grandma Quotes & Sayings - Page 2

I hope to be working and eating dessert at 93 just like my grandma.

Sending $300 to your grandma in Cuba doesn't change the dynamic with Castro.

My grandma was very traditional, but she herself is a rebel of that culture.

I was on a cruise with my grandma when I was a kid. I remember winning $10 on the slot machine.

I feel like I turn into my grandma when I'm pecking away at Twitter. And I don't care.

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

I have these lacy shirts that look kind of like my grandma's curtains that I wear.

If it looks like your grandma's bedsheets, I'll put it on my body.

Maybe it was me," Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart?

I would have wanted my mom to see me settle down and to be a grandma to my kids.

I had a show on HGTV with my mom and grandma called 'My Flipping Family.'

My grandma used to pitch to me. Hit rocks with a broomstick.

Grandma and Mama showed me that you always have to give as much as you can, no matter what.

My grandma was a very traditional woman but, at the same time, would want me to have kids.

Now AOL is the grandma of online Web services. I mean, we don't need it anymore.

Standing Here My entire world far beneath my feet, I should be filled with pride. Instead, I feel overwhelmed by a sense of defeat. Suddenly it comes to me, toes tempted to test the ledge, that there is a way out of this. Clam surety flows through my veins, and as I turn to wave good-bye, I wonder if it will hurt or if a single person will cry at my funeral. I take a deep breath, a final taste of sweet mountain air. I conjure Leona, Emily. Move my feet closer. Closer There's Grandma One, Grandma Two, and their spouses, waiting for me. I see Dad. Cara. Mommy. I screw up my courage, step over

My most cherished possessions are my grandma's letters and my vintage Martha Washington cookbook.

When I grew up, my role model was my grandma because she's just the best.

My paternal grandma was a raving Thatcherite, one who had a xenophobic turn of phrase for most proceedings.

My grandma worked her whole life as a single mother.

My grandma's chicken soup is amazing: so simple, so full of flavour, and so yummy.

My earliest memory was going to my grandma's house, milking the cows, and collecting the eggs from the chickens.

Yes, I always remember my dad's, mom's and my grandma's perfumes.

I'm a bit of a grandma: I don't really understand the Twitter and the Instagram.

I was raised by my grandma, had aunties and sisters in the house.

I hang out with my grandma, go to sleep at 8:30, and that's it.

We should not have a government program that determines if you're going to pull the plug on grandma.

My grandma always said bad things don't last forever.

My grandma used to sing. I feel like it's in our blood!

Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME!

Once heaven is done with grandma, we'd like her back, thanks.

Remember that the old lady who's taking forever in line is someone's grandma

I used to live in Devon when I was 8 years old. My mum, my grandma, and grandpa are all British.

Almost everybody I know has died,” Grandma said. “Bunch of wimps.

When I was younger, my grandma taught me how to cut patterns and sew.

All the girls who have photos of them at parties, like, "Woo!" - that's what someone's going to see of their grandma.

After you eat Grandma's cookies, everything in life gets better.

I've always been creative - I baked, knitted and crocheted with my mum and grandma.

My grandma would quote Abraham Lincoln all the time: "Whatever you do in life, be a good one."

My grandma has a picture of Louis Farrakhan playing violin in her house.

My grandma loves beauty pageants, like most of Latin American culture, but it's not for me.

My family is from New Orleans. My grandma is French. Everybody else is from Mississippi - Creole people.

He burst into the house and ate Grandma, an entirely valid course of action for a carnivore such as himself.

I thought Bentleys were supposed to be grandma cars.

Tangle me up like Grandma's yarn.

The one thing I could do with my eyes closed is my Grandma's schnecken.

My grandma pregnant again trying to talk her out of keeping it

My grandma blows my mind. To me, she exemplifies what a loving, accepting Christian is.

My grandma is very musical and can play piano by ear, and my grandpa was in a quartet in Kentucky.

I believe my grandma is watching over me and I draw strength from that.

A grandma's name is little less in love than is the doting title of a mother.

I kiss grandmas because they're clean. I haven't picked anything up from a grandma yet.

My grandma is kind of a rock star. She goes to France and all over.

Some moments can only be cured with a big squishy grandma hug.

My granddad used to say, If everybody liked the same thing, they'd all be after your grandma.

Sara is about as tech-savvy as your grandma.

I grew up eating chicken and dumplings in my grandma's kitchen.

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake.

I got people to take care of: my mom, my dad, my grandma, my aunties.

I would bake for my grandma because she has never had anything I've baked.