Top 149 My Momma Quotes & Sayings

Despite what your momma told you, Violence does solve problems.

As long as there's Big Momma, we're going to bring you comedy.

I'm a momma's boy at heart.

She smacked him so hard his momma felt it.

The momma bears are demanding, 'Protect our kids.'

Momma tried to raise me better, but her pleading I denied, and that leaves only me to blame, cause Momma tried.

Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples.

I was a momma's boy.

I don't feel like I've ever done anything - even 'Big Momma's House' - that I didn't really have some desire to do.

Sweet sixteen today. She's looking like her momma a little more every day.

Give her a day, and then in return Momma gives you the other 364.

I, for one, have a great momma.

Momma kept a garden, which sounds romantic to people who have never held a hoe

Momma, you're special," Renesmee told me without any surprise, like she was commenting on the color of my clothes.

Being obscure in acronyms is great. I think I'll start making up my own... INYM - I'm Not Your Momma.

I came out of my momma's womb fighting.

My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.

Everybody has a Big Momma: the mother or the grandmother who tells it like it is, keeps it real with them, isn't afraid to tell you the truth about yourself.

Momma's girls are different. They are intense.

When I was a child... I was watching a snowstorm, and hopefully asked, 'Momma, do we believe in winter?'

No one can beat Momma. She made me the person I am today. The way I think and act and move and talk and speak. It's all because of her.

My momma's my hairdresser.

When I was 6, 7 years old, I was raised on all the old-school stuff. My momma used to play oldies in the house. That's all my momma used to play around the house was oldies.

When I was nine years, growing up on the south side of Chicago, in the ghetto. The Robert Taylor Projects. I came home from school, I showed my mother a picture and said "Momma, that's you in the rocking chair. There's daddy over there." I said, "Momma, one of these days, I'm gonna be big and strong. I'm gonna be a football player. I'm gonna be a boxer. I'm gonna buy you a beautiful house and I'm gonna buy you pretty dresses." That's all I want to do in life.

My granddaddy on my momma's side, he was a romantic. He loved love songs. Every Valentine's Day, I remember him buying a red carnation for my grandmomma, my momma and my sister. That was something you could count on every year.

I don't really have any opinion about my performance in 'Big Momma's House.'

I'm essentially a momma's boy with a good education.

If you listen to yo momma You won't ever have no fun.

I'm so not scary. I'm a pussycat. But what are you going to do, right? I mean, these cheekbones, and I guess these eyes, and the big nose... this is what my momma and my poppa gave to me, and that's the deal.

I'm kind of - I guess you could say - a momma's boy.

When I was born, my momma pussy had the new car smell.

My momma told me a long time ago, 'not everybody has to like you.' And it's very true. I'm ok with that.

My momma wasn't a weak person and she wasn't a complainer. So I don't wanna be like that.

Me and my momma getting together on this foundation for battered women.

My mother died, and I couldn't stand to look at her bedroom any more. I'd get sick. I've always been a momma's boy.

Hooka Tooka, my soda cracker, does your momma chaw tobacca?

His momma said, Donovan why are you, on the corner of linden and guy R. Brewer?

My momma says whenever you go to somebody's house, you have to give them something. Don't come empty-handed.

You can't change people, but most importantly, unless you're their momma, you don't even know what's best for them.

You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.

No one can beat Momma. She made me the person I am today - the way I think and act and move and talk and speak. It's all because of her.

I was a momma's boy. I didn't get anything from Dad, except my body and baseball knowledge. The only time I spent with him was at the ballpark.

My mother is home. Your mother is your home. Everybody is a momma's boy or a momma's girl. That's where we came from, from a woman's womb.

My mother is home. Your mother is your home. Everybody is a momma's boy or a momma's girl. That's where we came from, from a woman's womb. She always gave me good advice because mothers know best at times. She gives me advice and I take it, run with it and share that with somebody else.

Momma said that ghosts couldn't move over water. That's why Africans got trapped in the Americas.. They kept moving us over the water, stealing us away from our ghosts and ancestors, who cried salty rivers into the sand. That's where Momma was now, wailing at the water's edge, while her girls were pulled out of sight under white sails that cracked in the wind.

My momma owns rental properties, and my pops worked at Hershey's.

You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.

Well, I was dedicated to God before I was born by Momma and Daddy, and I was raised in a very traditional Southern Baptist home.

Yo' Momma, I'm a ghetto super star.

There?s nothing more fierce than the female, like the momma lion. Believe me, my wife is a good example.

You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.

My momma always said, 'You and Elvis are pretty good, but y'all ain't no Chuck Berry.

I've always been a momma's boy. I'm very proud to say it.

I got my first guitar at age of 7 and never laid it down. Momma taught me G, C, and D. I was off to the races son!

My own momma turned her back on me, and that's my momma.

My biggest project is being a momma!

Momma gettin' older feelin' pains In her shoulder. I gotta stay focused and remain a little soldier.

My momma used to kick in the door like SWAT!

My father's rich, my momma's good looking. Right? And I can play the Blues. I've never suffered and don't intend to suffer.