Top 1200 My Wife Quotes & Sayings - Page 17
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Last updated on December 11, 2024.
I got a divorce because my ex-wife left me for another woman.
Men generally are afraid of a wife who has more understanding than themselves.
I was a struggling army wife going to community college who didn't know what to do with my life.
A righteous wife can make a poor man feel like a king.
I’d rather be at home making love to my wife while my children are asleep.
My wife wants something foreign for Christmas - like a Mexican divorce.
Los Angeles is my home - I have my wife and two daughters growing up there.
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
Sure I smoked pot in hospital. My wife won't let me toke at home.
What kept me going was my desire to provide a hygiene product for my wife.
I had a fiery affair with George Harrison's wife, Pattie Boyd.
When you can't take care of your wife, how can you run the affairs of the country?
I always just wanted to write a love song to my wife that wasn't cliche.
My wife's hands are very beautiful. I'm going to have a bust made of them.
Well, you know, my wife and I have eight children. We have now 19 grandchildren.
My wife and I have always trusted each other, and I have to thank her strength.
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Since I left basketball, and my wife, it's been a glorious feast of lovemaking.
Every time I see you naked, I feel sorry for your wife.
I've got a wife who never misses me. Her aim is perfect!
My wife has to be the worst cook. I don't believe meatloaf should glow in the dark
My wife and I try not to get into each other's work too much.
In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.
If ever wife was happy in a man, compare with me, ye women if you can.
Through my fans and my children, my wife, just good people, I'm coping.
I'm a really happy guy. I have a great career, a wonderful wife and family.
I went to see the 'Spider-Man' movies because my wife is a fan, and so are my kids.
And don't forget, a prisoner's wife must always think good thoughts.
Every unmarried man is looking for a wife. They just don't always know it.
If my mum or my wife says that something isn't funny, I know I've struck gold.
So I decided to form a production company with my wife and our partner Diane.
My wife forever has made fun of my Yanni CD that I had in college.
A man's tie should never be louder than his wife.
A Jew never laughs without looking at his wife for approval.
My wife has good taste. She has seen very few of my movies.
An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
My wife is 37 years younger than me. I don't feel the difference.
I get off on finding new ways to tell my wife 'I love you.'
Here lies my wife: here let her lie! Now she's at rest, and so am I.
The cave-dweller's wife complained that he hadn't dragged her anywhere in months.
My priority, the most important thing in my life is my family, my wife and my son.
With my wife Camille's help, I took to social networking. I'm working with the computers.
A wife is a gift bestowed upon a man to reconcile him to the loss of paradise.
I never tried to convince my wife to move to Italy. She wouldn't have liked that.
Donald is very happy with his lovely wife, insert name here.
I don't do much cooking, but one of my favorite dishes to eat is my wife's macaroni and cheese.
I support myself. My wife and I together - it's all our household. I'm really proud of that.
I have been looking after the children. My wife has taken time off.
I'm open to anything interesting as long as it doesn't clash with my schedule as a mom and wife.
After marriage, the other man's wife looks more beautiful.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
The roaring of the wind is my wife and the stars through the window pane are my children.
I like my airplane. It's as much a part of me as anything but my wife and kids.
My wife gets so mad at me because I don't like to cook on the grill.
My wife's beautiful. We've been married for 23 years. She's awesome.
My wife is very happy about me keeping all my music in my pocket.
There's always one teacher you had a crush on; for me, it's my wife's aerobics instructor.
My wife is unusually kind and generous, but she's no fool. You don't mess with her.
If there's anything I love after my wife and my kids, it's my toilet. I am king there.
My wife and children are the greatest force that keeps me sober and strong.
