Top 1200 National Lampoon Quotes & Sayings - Page 12

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Last updated on October 31, 2024.
I believe that wholeheartedly - that we have to maintain a strong national defense.
Opera is given so little attention in the national press.
I want to stand up for Britain's national interests. — © Liz Kendall
I want to stand up for Britain's national interests.
There's no excuse for skimping on national defense when the country is at war.
The matches with the national team give me life.
I play for the Turkish National Team. I live there.
National security is vital for economic and social progress.
I sang at the Inaugural prayer service at the National Cathedral.
The biggest stories in 2005 were the national disasters.
It is obvious, I think, that national democracy withers. This has to do with globalisation.
I know that to coach in the National Football League is an honor.
Both on an individual and a national scale, debt imprisons.
Aretha Franklin is and will always be a national treasure. — © Michael McDonald
Aretha Franklin is and will always be a national treasure.
I worked for the Cuban American National Foundation for years.
When George Washington was elected president, there was no national vote.
I think Kyle Chandler is something of a national treasure.
I'm still technically employed by the National Broadcasting Company.
Waterboarding ok if national security were at stake.
I think the National League has better biorhythms in July.
I never voted for a Democrat at the state or national level.
The primary cause of this national crisis is the feminization of men.
Peace is a national issue, not only government's responsibility.
Augusta National... an oasis of career-defining moments.
It is the people who constitute the basis of Government credit. Why then cannot the people have benefit of their own gilt-edge credit by receiving non-interest bearing currency-instead of bankers receiving the benefit of the people's credit in interest-bearing bonds. If the United States Government will adopt this policy of increasing its national wealth without contributing to the interest collector-for the whole national debt is made up on interest charges-then you will see an era of progress and prosperity in this country such as could never have come otherwise.
I'm very proud of all the career I've had with the national team.
Millennials are concerned with national debt and the deficits.
We have now recently launched the national integrity plan.
Gross negligence in handling national security is a felony.
Great, I thought. We just blowtorched a national monument.
I think MLS is as important as any of the national leagues.
Admission to the National Academy is highly competitive and selective.
The only thing I can cheer for in Philadelphia is the national anthem.
I was always happy to play for the Dutch national team.
I've always felt safe, especially in the national team environment.
The national budget is not a safe-deposit box. It is a spray can.
We've looked for the constitution to be a national pact, and the perception now is that it's not.
...the facility at Guantanamo Bay is necessary to national security.
If you have won a national award, it means you have done something great. — © Remo D'Souza
If you have won a national award, it means you have done something great.
Club or national training is the same. We play as we train.
The National Football league is on the wrong side of history.
Glaciers are almost gone from Glacier National Park.
To play for the national team is the most beautiful thing there is.
CANNON, n. An instrument employed in the rectification of national boundaries.
The happy ending is our national belief.
Is it just a coincidence that as the portion of our income spent on food has declined, spending on health care has soared? In 1960 Americans spent 17.5 percent of their income on food and 5.2 percent of national income on health care. Since then, those numbers have flipped: Spending on food has fallen to 9.9 percent, while spending on heath care has climbed to 16 percent of national income. I have to think that by spending a little more on healthier food we could reduce the amount we have to spend on heath care.
By 1940 the literacy figure for all states stood at 96 percent for whites. Eighty percent for blacks. Notice for all the disadvantages blacks labored under, four of five were still literate. Six decades later, at the end of the 20th century, the National Adult Literacy Survey and the National Assessment of Educational Progress say 40 percent of blacks and 17 percent of whites can't read at all. Put another way, black illiteracy doubled, white illiteracy quadrupled, despite the fact that we spend three or four times as much real money on schooling as we did 60 years ago.
The university is the last remaining platform for national dissent.
To win a national championship, you've got to be a little lucky. — © Lou Holtz
To win a national championship, you've got to be a little lucky.
It's the Afghan national army that went into Najaf and did the work there.
Italy is the national team most similar to a club.
I condemn the national gay press for its emphasis on consumerism.
It is really sad that there's no recognition at the national level for comedy.
My defense is a criticism, but we won a national championship at Duke, so it wasn't that bad.
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A robust economy is a source of national strength for Japan.
The national team means you have the nation behind it.
The Christian religion and National Socialist doctrines are not compatible.
The national team is the best example that integration can work.
In the dying world I come from, quotation is a national vice.
Global terror does not respect national boundaries.
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