Top 1200 New Girlfriend Quotes & Sayings - Page 7

My bed isn't made, I'm tired, I haven't slept well for two weeks. I haven't been laid in a month. I don't have a girlfriend. I have a warrant for my arrest.

I feel like I can be infinitely inspired because New York is huge. There's always a new street I can go to, or a billion new people who I haven't met that I could write about. New York is very humbling.

I've been profoundly germophobic since I was a young child. I don't want to kiss anyone but my girlfriend for my whole life.

I don't date civilians. I don't even try. I'm totally out of the game of dating or trying to get a girlfriend or anything like that.

My teacher knew that I always had a girlfriend. For some reason, he never said anything to me about it.

If you're in a good relationship, you should be able to say to your girlfriend, 'That girl walking down the street is great.'

My ex-girlfriend owned a parakeet…oh my god, that f**king thing would never shut up. But the bird was cool.

I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, “They’ll be another one floating by any minute now.”

I can't tell you how great it is to get away with a girlfriend for four days shopping in Paris. Now that's what I call a vacation.

You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.

When I was 13, I remember crying on my mum's shoulder when my first girlfriend dumped me via MSN Messenger. That was cold.

If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don't have a choice.

My main ambition as a teenager was to somehow resurrect the dark-minded writer Franz Kafka and become his girlfriend.

I find it inspiring and I always think when I'm working on something new, whether it's a new kind of character or a new kind of story or new kind of camera, it gets my creative wheels spinning.

My girlfriend wants an open relationship. I said no way. What kind of man would I be if I had to tell my friends I date you?

I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she's in the shower.

Sometimes it's nice when you go out on the road, and you come back, and your girlfriend's left you. You have complete freedom at that point.

Beauty, my first girlfriend said to me, is that inner quality often associated with great amounts of leisure time.

I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.

There's no better girlfriend than your own work, because when it goes away, you realise how important it is.

Take a look at my girlfriend, she's the only one I got. Not much of a girl friend, never seem to get a lot.

My girlfriend's packed her bags and moved out to another town, she couldn't stand the boredom when the video broke down.

We have a saying in my house, my kids and my girlfriend. We say, 'Be your best for the greater good, and rock out wherever you are.'

I think my ex-girlfriend has weekly lessons with the devil on how to be more evil. I don't know what she charges him.

I told my girlfriend that a praying mantis female eats its mate after copulation. She didn't take the hint.

My idea of hell is a girlfriend ringing up and saying, 'Let's go shopping and have cocktails.' I'd rather play cards.

I'm hard work to live with. Someone who wants to be my girlfriend has to be totally devoted because I don't give very much back.

Not to be confused with Spider-Man's other girlfriend Mary Jane Watson, who is a skank and doesn't love him like I do.

When I was growing up, I said to my ex-girlfriend, 'I will not be successful until everyone in Holland knows my name.' And it worked.

Yeah, most guys don't like to think about going to a bar with a girlfriend and watching her leave with someone else.

I was always looking for the female characters in sci-fi and fantasy who were more than just the girlfriend.

Perhaps it won't matter, in the end, which country is the sower of the seed of exploration. The importance will be in the growth of the new plant of progress and in the fruits it will bear. These fruits will be a new breed of the human species, a human with new views, new vigor, new resiliency, and a new view of the human purpose. The plant: the tree of human destiny.

The harder you try to control your girlfriend the further you'll drive her away, so stop acting like a dumbbell.

To solve a problem is to create new problems, new knowledge immediately reveals new areas of ignorance, and the need for new experiments. At least, in the field of fast reactions, the experiments do not take very long to perform.

A New York doctor has finished a five year study on what smells have the biggest effect on New Yorkers. The smell New Yorkers like the most: vanilla. The smell New Yorkers like the least: New Jersey.

Parking's expensive, so I walk or ride my bike, which is good because my girlfriend's getting her PhD as an environmental engineer.

When I was nine, I had this girlfriend and we used to have running races in the park. I wanted to be like Superman and fly in and rescue her.

Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"

My girlfriend was just killed in a car accident. Devastating. I can't believe I'm only going to have sex with her one more time.

After 'Crocodile Dundee,' I turned down lots of stuff, most of it where I'd play the girlfriend of some funny man.

We actually do generate some new cells, some new neurons. So in the case of trauma there is the potential for there to be some new neural development which gives the person the chance to create new circuitry.

I am the most jealous boy in the world, when I'm with my girlfriend. I always kiss her so that the other guys know she's mine

New directions in science are launched by new tools much more often than by new concepts. The effect of a concept-driven revolution is to explain old things in new ways. The effect of a tool-driven revolution is to discover new things that have to be explained.

That's part of fashion's promise: that a girlfriend or boyfriend or a promotion are just one tie or sweater or pair of shoes away.

My girlfriend is despicable. I just found out she flirted with my brother, during my mom's funeral, while I was asleep.

I'm not a militant lesbian. I carry myself in a way that makes it easier for women to relate to. I can be your best girlfriend.

A new language always reflects a new point of view, and the gradual unconscious popularization of new words, or of old words used in new ways, is a sure sign of a profound change in people's articulation of the world.

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'

I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you ever could just by pressing her follow button.

Steadman! Any guy that's got Oprah as a girlfriend, I mean that's a good dude. I want to talk to him.

I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise!" - Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)

I cried when my ex-girlfriend sent me a text message saying how much she liked my present to her.

Growing up near Scarsdale, I should have had at least one Jewish girlfriend. Maybe at some point it'll happen.

The growth of Stewart Airport creates new jobs for area residents, brings new business and new travelers to the region, and brings new convenient travel options to those of us living in the Hudson Valley.

The new atheism as an old atheism, except it's much more aggressive. The new atheism wants to destroy religion. That's a very different thing. The arguments are not new, it's the aggression that's new.

It's a lot easier having a girlfriend in a band than if you were going out with someone that lived in London.

I was in the back of the car with my girlfriend, the Rascals came on the radio and I realized their song was sexier than the sex I was trying to have.

We need a new Hank Williams, a new Jimmy Webb. We need new writers, a new Tom Petty. We need people that write what they feel and what they see - things that are relevant.

Is it a bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend makes you say things like, Satan is a myth... I guess.

My last Olympics, I had a girlfriend — big mistake. Now I’m single, so London should be really good. I’m excited.