Top 951 No Smoking Quotes & Sayings - Page 2

My worst habit used to be smoking but I quit.

we sat there smoking cigarettes at 5 in the morning.

I haven't stopped smoking...anything

Hip-Hop went from selling crack to smoking it

We have not found any smoking guns.

As a child I was a good boy. Even if I wasn't playing tennis I don't think I'd have done things like smoking or getting drunk. I'm lucky I never liked the taste of alcohol - I know, I'm Scottish so what's wrong with me? - but I never even liked the smell of the stuff. It's the same with smoking, it never appealed to me. I guess I missed out on my Kevin-The-Teenager phase.

Smoking cures weight problems, eventually.

Smoking is gross.

I enjoy smoking cannabis and see no harm in it

Smoking is the only honorable form of suicide.

I still believe that 'No Smoking' is one of my best performances.

What's in that pipe that he's smoking?

Discouraging smoking and drinking is a left ideal.

I found out that smoking is the leading cause of statistics.

You're the one who likes cigars right? Try smoking this.

Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics.

In real life I'm not the one who's playing with guns or smoking.

Impotence is one of the major hazards of cigarette smoking.

I've been blamed for everything, from smoking to heroin to anorexia.

There'll be no smoking in the gas chamber.

Men before you have quit smoking - you can too!

You won't go the hell for smoking, you'll just smell like you've been there.

[Lighting a cigarette] Well, I'm not here to impinge on anybody else's lifestyle. If I'm in a place where I know I'm going to harm somebody's health or somebody asks me to please not smoke, I just go outside and smoke. But I do resent the way the nonsmoking mentality has been imposed on the smoking minority. Because, first of all, in a democracy, minorities do have rights. And, second, the whole pitch about smoking has gone from being a health issue to a moral issue, and when they reduce something to a moral issue, it has no place in any kind of legislation, as far as I'm concerned.

I should like to say that I left off smoking because I considered it a mean form of slavery, to be condemned for moral as well as physical reasons; but though I see the folly of smoking clearly now, I was blind to it for some months after I had smoked my last pipe. I gave up my most delightful solace, as I regarded it, for no other reason than that the lady who was willing to fling herself away on me said that I must choose between it and her.

Small children smoking, and the mother is not aware that it is because the breast has been taken away. In all primitive communities a seven-year-old child, or even an eight or nine-year-old child, will continue breast-feeding. Then there is a satisfaction and smoking will not be so necessary. That's why in primitive communities men are not so much interested in women's breasts; there is no problem that somebody will attack them. Nobody looks at the breasts.

I'm over smoking. You know, I feel like I've gone on long hikes and gotten to the top of the mountain and I'm looking at something beautiful, some great huge landscape, and there's some of the cleanest air that's on the planet. And then I light up, and say, "Ahh, what a great smoking moment this is!" So it's something evil that's taken over, and I want control over it.

We don't want the smoking gun to be a mushroom cloud.

If people are not smoking, they'll probably be drinking more.

This blessed gift of smoking!

Will power is not telling anybody you quit smoking.

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

There would be no bohemia without smoking.

I have never understood the reason and logic of smoking.

My voice has gotten better from smoking.

There are enough no smoking places now.

You can quit smoking and lose weight at the same time.

Kissing is much easier than smoking.

I don't want to show kids that I am smoking.

More than one cigar at a time is excessive smoking.

Losing is like smoking. It's habit forming.

?f course you can only write comedy when you're smoking weed.

Protecting children from smoking in cars is the right thing to do.

I'd rather have my kid smoking pot than drinking.

My friend is an idiot. He smokes three packs of cigarettes a day. He won't quit, either. His big excuse is, "Why should I quit smoking? Anything could kill me. I could be walking down the street one day and i could be hit by a bus." Maybe if you quit smoking you could cross the street a hell of a lot faster.

What a weird thing smoking is and I can't stop it. I feel cosy, have a sense of well-being when I'm smoking, poisoning myself, killing myself slowly. Not so slowly maybe. I have all kinds of pains I don't want to know about and I know that's what they're from. But when I don't smoke I scarcely feel as if I'm living. I don't feel as if I'm living unless I'm killing myself.

You may have decided again and again, and again and again you have failed - not because smoking is such a great phenomenon that you cannot get out of it, but because you are trying from the wrong end. Rather than becoming aware of the whole situation - why you smoke in the first place - rather than becoming aware of the process of smoking, you are simply trying to drop it. It is like pruning the leaves of a tree without cutting the roots.

Less smoking and more reading.

Coffee and smoking are the last great addictions.

Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it hundreds of times.

There's no smoking section in heaven.

Smoking means always having to say you're sorry.

It's a small world? Dude, what have you been smoking?

If smoking cigars is not permitted in heaven, I won''t go.

Smoking is indispensable if one has nothing to kiss.

Cigarette smoking is a significant contributor to global warming!

Smoking is, as far as I am concerned, the entire point of being an adult. Many people find smoking objectionable. I myself find many - even more - things objectionable. I do not like aftershave lotion, adults who roller-skate, children who speak French, or anyone who is unduly tan. I do not, however, go around enacting legislation and putting up signs.

Smoking is a dying habit.

I quit drinking, smoking, doing anything bad.

I don't know. Everything. Living. Smoking.

Yeah, well, I finally stopped smoking for good.