Top 116 Oatmeal Quotes & Sayings

I do old man things by default, just stay in the hotel room, eat oatmeal, and drink tea.

I have a pretty strict diet, and for breakfast, I have three eggs and a cup of oatmeal.

Bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down... and won.

...now and then a giggling trail of mermaids appeared in our wake. We fed them oatmeal.

In the morning, I might have fruit or maybe oatmeal at home, or a bagel with coffee.

There's an oatmeal cookie in there. I see no reason for the existence of oatmeal, particularly in cookies.

Room service is a hard thing to pay for. That's, like, oatmeal for $12? That makes me mad.

No money, holes in my socks, living off oatmeal.

I always start my breakfast out with oatmeal, because it's full of vitamin D, it's a great carb, and you can get, like, some fun flavors in there.

I try to stick to the natural peanut butter, and I have several jars in the cupboard. I'll put it on oatmeal, rice cakes, chocolate... I just love it.

I have a vanilla chai latte every morning, which I usually follow with an oatmeal raisin cookie and eggs for breakfast.

For breakfast, I'll have some oatmeal, avocado toast, and a shake.

It's just the most amazing thing to love a dog, isn't it? It makes our relationships with people seem as boring as a bowl of oatmeal.

I live a pretty domestic and normal life. I make my kids breakfast most mornings, but nothing too elaborate - soft-boiled eggs and oatmeal.

I always try to make healthy baked goods, like an oatmeal cookie that literally has only oats, nuts, bananas and apple sauce in it.

I eat oatmeal a lot, before I work out or after.

It takes only one bad amp to turn your ears to oatmeal: That's how old hippies became Yanni fans.

Any coach out there that wants to lose, you make sure they put raisins in the breakfast oatmeal. You'll go down, don't worry about that.

I always have oatmeal before training or a match. It's easy on the stomach, offers so many vitamins and minerals, and is slow-burning, so it won't leave me hungry at half-time.

Lisp has all the visual appeal of oatmeal with fingernail clippings mixed in.

A rice cooker has changed my life. The overnight-oatmeal deal is a big win at the Olyphant house.

I always have either nuts, Luna bars, or fruit in my bag. A pack of instant oatmeal is also good to carry because it's a quick, nutritious meal you can make almost anywhere.

If you're craving oatmeal cookies, apple sauce won't do.

I love oatmeal. To me, it's not boring. I agree that ordinary oatmeal is very boring, but not the steel-cut Irish kind - the kind that pops in your mouth when you bite into it in little glorious bursts like a sort of gummy champagne.

Oatmeal is a cheap and healthy breakfast.

I make myself a bowl of instant oatmeal, and then I don't do anything for an hour. Why do I need the instant oatmeal? I could get the regular oatmeal and feel productive.

We didn't have nine brands of cereal at home. We'd line up to fill our bowls from a giant vat of oatmeal.

I don't hate oatmeal raisin, but it is the worst cookie. Profoundly disappointing.

[I had a]...Second bowl of oatmeal. It was a little bit gloppy.

It wasn't an instant success. It wasn't like I got into Earth, Wind & Fire and we stopped eating oatmeal and McDonald's. But it was definitely a clear path on the right direction to be my own man.

I don't always eat breakfast. But if I do, I'll do an oatmeal in the winter or boiled eggs.

Fairy dust is very useful. I use it to turn oatmeal into cake.

I eat a proper breakfast with green tea, boiled eggs and muesli or oatmeal after my 45-minute daily workout.

When I eat oatmeal, I'm hungry by 10 A.M., but pho is a great way to start the day.

I like egg white omelets with veggies, or oatmeal with almonds and fruit.

I'm not much of cook, but I cook a mean bowl of oatmeal.

It is hard to convince people of this, but oatmeal truly is miraculous. It gives you an amazing amount of energy, like cocaine.

I am forbidden sugar, fat, and alcohol. So hooray, I guess, for oatmeal, lemon juice, and chicken soup.

When a man diets, he eats oatmeal in addition to everything else he usually eats.

I'm such a fitness freak that I eat so plain, it's gross. I have oatmeal in the morning and then I have chicken breasts and vegetables and spinach shakes.

It truly amazes me all the things you can add and mix in to truly transform a plain old bowl of oatmeal.

The truth is, for highly competitive bodybuilders, everyone eats the same - oatmeal, chicken, rice - and everyone cuts carbs out at night.

... keeping her wild-honey-and-chamomile-soaked hair from falling into her oatmeal-and-yogurt face mask

Dear Complete and Utter Stranger, The first thing that I have to say is that I hate oatmeal. I really hate it. And you know what? If you like oatmeal at all? I mean even the tiniest bit? I mean, say you were lost in the Himalayas, right, and you hadn't eaten anything except a Mars Bar for about seven years, right, and you're really cold and your fingers are all dropping off, right, and you look behind this rock, and there's this bowl of oatmeal? Say you would even think about eating the oatmeal? Well, JUST DON'T BOTHER WRITING TO ME, OKAY?

I'm a big oatmeal fan. For my every-morning breakfast, I will do oatmeal with cinnamon, goat's milk or even butter, with apples and raisins, and then I'll maybe do some eggs, say two poached eggs with that.

I love oatmeal raisin cookies.

The prayers we weave into the matching of socks, the stirring of oatmeal, the reading of stories, they survive fire.

Accents are funny in that they have this odd draw for us, yet we forget we have one, too. No one is without an accent, but the one you’ve got seems like oatmeal to their caviar.

My breakfast is usually some oatmeal and berries and some agave, or a protein shake.

The word rattled in my head like rocks in an oatmeal box.

Whether I'm on or off the field, I know the importance of getting enough sleep and starting the day with a wholesome breakfast like oatmeal made with milk and fruit.

Even if I'm gone all day, breakfast is the one meal I always cook for my kids. I make French toast, oatmeal, or an egg burrito.

I have oatmeal every morning with whole milk, bananas, and cinnamon, and it's just the best thing ever.

Trying a case a second time is like eating yesterday morning's oatmeal.

There's no dishonor in being forced by a superior power into slavery, but it is an eternal disgrace to voluntarily surrender one's liberty for a filthy bowl of oatmeal and promise of security by liars.

Battles that involve oatmeal are just never going to end up being historic, you know?" Jake went on. "Gettysburg? No major oatmeal involvement. The Battle of Midway? Neither side used oatmeal. Desert Storm? No oatmeal.

You have to eat oatmeal or you'll dry up. Anybody knows that.

We always make a hot breakfast for the kids: oatmeal, pancakes, bacon, scrambled eggs, the whole deal. We like to have that time in the morning together as a family.

Oatmeal tastes so good on its own, you don't even need to add sugar.

As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal.