Top 421 Oatmeal Cookies Quotes & Sayings

No matter how bad your day is, when you start talking about cookies or cakes or pies, or you bring someone cookies, there's just not bad news. The worst news is, 'Hey, there's sugar in that.'

Baking cookies is comforting, and cookies are the sweetest little bit of comfort food. They are very bite-sized and personal.

On more than one occasion, the camera has cut to me after a break as I'm still trying to swallow the last bite of cookie. Those of you who have thought to yourselves, 'That guy talks like he has marbles in his mouth,' should know that they are not marbles, but oatmeal cookies.

I love oatmeal. To me, it's not boring. I agree that ordinary oatmeal is very boring, but not the steel-cut Irish kind - the kind that pops in your mouth when you bite into it in little glorious bursts like a sort of gummy champagne.

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.

I love oatmeal raisin cookies.

Empty?! You took all the cookies!" "They were crying to get out of the jar... Cookies get claustrophobia too, you know!

I use nothing but the best ingredients. My cookies are always baked fresh. I price cookies so that you cannot make them at home for any less. And I still give cookies away.

No money, holes in my socks, living off oatmeal.

You have to eat oatmeal or you'll dry up. Anybody knows that.

Valentine's Day is a sham created by card companies to reinforce gender stereotypes. [..] I'll buy some cookies, but NOT for Valentine's Day. These cookies celebrate the February 14th birthday of Anna Howard Shaw, famed American suffragette.

I eat cheese and salami and a lot of fried chicken. I eat a big bag of oatmeal-raisin cookies every night and I don't gain weight. I still look OK as long as I'm dressed.

What about desserts?" I asked. "If the world comes to an end, I'm going to want cookies." "We're all going to want cookies if the world comes to an end," Mrs. Nesbitt agreed. "And chips and pretzels. If the world is coming to an end, why should I care about my blood pressure?" "Okay, we'll die fat," Mom said.

Fairy dust is very useful. I use it to turn oatmeal into cake.

The word rattled in my head like rocks in an oatmeal box.

I'm a big oatmeal fan. For my every-morning breakfast, I will do oatmeal with cinnamon, goat's milk or even butter, with apples and raisins, and then I'll maybe do some eggs, say two poached eggs with that.

America ships tons of sugar cookies to Denmark and Denmark ships tons of sugar cookies to America. Wouldn't it be more efficient just to swap recipes?

For breakfast, I'll have some oatmeal, avocado toast, and a shake.

Trying a case a second time is like eating yesterday morning's oatmeal.

Dear Complete and Utter Stranger, The first thing that I have to say is that I hate oatmeal. I really hate it. And you know what? If you like oatmeal at all? I mean even the tiniest bit? I mean, say you were lost in the Himalayas, right, and you hadn't eaten anything except a Mars Bar for about seven years, right, and you're really cold and your fingers are all dropping off, right, and you look behind this rock, and there's this bowl of oatmeal? Say you would even think about eating the oatmeal? Well, JUST DON'T BOTHER WRITING TO ME, OKAY?

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them.

A rice cooker has changed my life. The overnight-oatmeal deal is a big win at the Olyphant house.

Oats are great - you can make meatloaf and use oats instead of bread as the binder, or you can make oatmeal cookies, my husband's favorite.

I make myself a bowl of instant oatmeal, and then I don't do anything for an hour. Why do I need the instant oatmeal? I could get the regular oatmeal and feel productive.

I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy.

I am a picky eater. By that I mean, I love to pick the raisins out of oatmeal raisin cookies, the chips out of chocolate chip cookies, the white side off of black and white cookies, and the vanilla center out of Oreos.

I was not a classic mother. But my kids were never palmed off to boarding school. So, I didn't bake cookies. You can buy cookies, but you can't buy love.

The pleasure lies not in the cookies, but in the pattern the crumbs make when the cookies crumble.

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies.

When I eat oatmeal, I'm hungry by 10 A.M., but pho is a great way to start the day.

I tried to have a cookie, and this girl said, "I'm mailing those cookies to my friend." So I couldn't have one. You shouldn't make cookies untouchable.

When I got inside, I just sort of stood there. There's nothing stranger than the smell of someone else's house. The scent goes right to your stomach. Mary's house smelled like lemon furniture polish and oatmeal cookies and logs in a fireplace. For some reason it made me want to curl up in the fetal position. I could have slept right there on their kitchen table.

Oatmeal is a cheap and healthy breakfast.

My sister, mom, and I always make holiday treats like Christmas cutout cookies and red and green chocolate chip cookies.

I see you looking at my cookies,' my father said to Morelli. 'Don't even think about it. Go get your own cookies.

Oatmeal tastes so good on its own, you don't even need to add sugar.

I'm addicted to chocolate chip cookies. I mean that seriously. If there are chocolate chip cookies, I will devour them.

For a decade, I was a stay-at-home mom. I sent my husband to his law office, sat on PTA boards and baked cookies - great cookies. All of a sudden, I had no husband, no job, few prospects, and two small children who had grown accustomed to eating.

[I had a]...Second bowl of oatmeal. It was a little bit gloppy.

Normally, eat any our caterer makes these wonderful chocolate chip cookies for lunch. It was my one treat of the day, after getting beat up on the mountain while shooting Lone Survivor. I'd eat a couple cookies and then take a 15-minute nap on the top of the mountain.

I like egg white omelets with veggies, or oatmeal with almonds and fruit.

The prayers we weave into the matching of socks, the stirring of oatmeal, the reading of stories, they survive fire.

I have a pretty strict diet, and for breakfast, I have three eggs and a cup of oatmeal.

If you're craving oatmeal cookies, apple sauce won't do.

Battles that involve oatmeal are just never going to end up being historic, you know?" Jake went on. "Gettysburg? No major oatmeal involvement. The Battle of Midway? Neither side used oatmeal. Desert Storm? No oatmeal.

I don’t want any of this artificial superficial feeling stimulated by the choir. Today I have proved myself a glutton—?for Scotch oatmeal cookies and erotic thought. There is nothing left to say of me.

When I was a kid, I would come home from school, and my mom would buy the industrial-size Famous Amos cookies or Chips Ahoy when I was lucky. And I would sit in front of the TV set with a glass of milk... and I would dump cookies in there, smash them with my spoon, and eat cookies and milk with a spoon watching 'The Dukes of Hazzard.'

Bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down... and won.

I don't always eat breakfast. But if I do, I'll do an oatmeal in the winter or boiled eggs.

We'd get sick on too many cookies, but ever so much sicker on no cookies at all.

I eat oatmeal a lot, before I work out or after.

When people tell me they are going to go scrapbooking, I say, 'Why don't you make it yourself.' It's like chocolate-chip cookies. People buy the cookie-dough roll and slice it, and then they lay it on a cookie sheet. That's not making chocolate-chip cookies.

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make.

I love to make Christmas cookies, chocolate chips, peanut butter cookies, pecan pies, coconut macaroons, fruitcakes.

I don't hate oatmeal raisin, but it is the worst cookie. Profoundly disappointing.

There's an oatmeal cookie in there. I see no reason for the existence of oatmeal, particularly in cookies.

I think cookies are sort of the unsung sweet, you know? They're incredibly popular. But everybody thinks of cakes and pies and fancier desserts before they think cookies. A plate of cookies is a great way to end dinner and really nice to share at the holidays.

In the morning, I might have fruit or maybe oatmeal at home, or a bagel with coffee.

Cookies at both of them. The cookies are probably better at Letterman though.

Lisp has all the visual appeal of oatmeal with fingernail clippings mixed in.