Top 421 Oatmeal Cookies Quotes & Sayings - Page 2

I live a pretty domestic and normal life. I make my kids breakfast most mornings, but nothing too elaborate - soft-boiled eggs and oatmeal.

If drunk were cookies, I'd be Famous Amos

I eat a proper breakfast with green tea, boiled eggs and muesli or oatmeal after my 45-minute daily workout.

Part 1- In search of Hot Chocolate-Chip Cookies

Cheesecake and cookies is something I can't stay away from.

...now and then a giggling trail of mermaids appeared in our wake. We fed them oatmeal.

I looked at the canine companion. “Me cookies. You stay.

It takes only one bad amp to turn your ears to oatmeal: That's how old hippies became Yanni fans.

I'm baking stories, and singing cookies, oh the tonderous wimes!

The big cheat meal will be a cookies and cream milkshake.

We always make a hot breakfast for the kids: oatmeal, pancakes, bacon, scrambled eggs, the whole deal. We like to have that time in the morning together as a family.

Accents are funny in that they have this odd draw for us, yet we forget we have one, too. No one is without an accent, but the one you’ve got seems like oatmeal to their caviar.

I love Karlie Kloss. I want to bake cookies with her!

We laughed the rest of the way, because the point of this story is, it is not the cookies. It is the love.

My family, as you can probably guess, was more into Christmas cookies and not so much the fruitcake.

I always start my breakfast out with oatmeal, because it's full of vitamin D, it's a great carb, and you can get, like, some fun flavors in there.

I love Pinterest, so I got a little inspiration from there - I'm obsessed with cookies.

I love chocolate in any form, be it cookies, cakes or milkshakes.

Should I warm the oven and bake you a batch of hero cookies? - Zephyra

Even if I'm gone all day, breakfast is the one meal I always cook for my kids. I make French toast, oatmeal, or an egg burrito.

So Uncle Stuart is marrying that lady? Mom says she's going to be our aunt Amy. She's okay except she would't try any peanut butter M&M chocolate chip fudge cookies. They were good- you ate five, remember? But she said she was on a special diet, and couldn't eat something called carbs. We told her we didn't put any carbs in our cookies, just M&Ms, but she said M&Ms were carbs. Uncle Mitch, what's carbs? Email to Uncle Mitch from Haily and Brittany.

The truth is, for highly competitive bodybuilders, everyone eats the same - oatmeal, chicken, rice - and everyone cuts carbs out at night.

I'm such a fitness freak that I eat so plain, it's gross. I have oatmeal in the morning and then I have chicken breasts and vegetables and spinach shakes.

I have a vanilla chai latte every morning, which I usually follow with an oatmeal raisin cookie and eggs for breakfast.

We didn't have nine brands of cereal at home. We'd line up to fill our bowls from a giant vat of oatmeal.

I have oatmeal every morning with whole milk, bananas, and cinnamon, and it's just the best thing ever.

Whether I'm on or off the field, I know the importance of getting enough sleep and starting the day with a wholesome breakfast like oatmeal made with milk and fruit.

Any coach out there that wants to lose, you make sure they put raisins in the breakfast oatmeal. You'll go down, don't worry about that.

So my doctor told me to watch what I'm eating - to read food labels. I'm in the store reading the Fig Newtons label: I've always liked Fig Newtons. I'm reading the label to make sure everything's fine: fat content. I looked at the serving size; two cookies. Who eats two cookies? I eat Fig Newtons by the sleeve: two sleeves is a serving size. I open them both and eat them like a tree chipper; Fig Newton shavings coming off the side.

What about Santa's cookies? I suppose 'parents' eat those, too?

I try to stick to the natural peanut butter, and I have several jars in the cupboard. I'll put it on oatmeal, rice cakes, chocolate... I just love it.

Fendi on my slippers & my cookies always slippery

Who needs astrology? The wise man gets by on fortune cookies.

My breakfast is usually some oatmeal and berries and some agave, or a protein shake.

I always try to make healthy baked goods, like an oatmeal cookie that literally has only oats, nuts, bananas and apple sauce in it.

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas.

There's no dishonor in being forced by a superior power into slavery, but it is an eternal disgrace to voluntarily surrender one's liberty for a filthy bowl of oatmeal and promise of security by liars.

It truly amazes me all the things you can add and mix in to truly transform a plain old bowl of oatmeal.

I'm not much of cook, but I cook a mean bowl of oatmeal.

I have a major weakness for Oreo cookies and David Yurman jewelry.

Cookies are unbelievable. I have a problem, I eat like, four to five a day.

What about desserts?" I asked. "If the world comes to an end, I'm going to want cookies.

I'm not sure about these cookies ... They came from the local 7/11 bakery, or whatever.

It is hard to convince people of this, but oatmeal truly is miraculous. It gives you an amazing amount of energy, like cocaine.

I am forbidden sugar, fat, and alcohol. So hooray, I guess, for oatmeal, lemon juice, and chicken soup.

I do old man things by default, just stay in the hotel room, eat oatmeal, and drink tea.

When a man diets, he eats oatmeal in addition to everything else he usually eats.

I like Sultana cookies - they are so, so, so good. I think the best in the world.

I always have oatmeal before training or a match. It's easy on the stomach, offers so many vitamins and minerals, and is slow-burning, so it won't leave me hungry at half-time.

Life is like a box of cookies.

It wasn't an instant success. It wasn't like I got into Earth, Wind & Fire and we stopped eating oatmeal and McDonald's. But it was definitely a clear path on the right direction to be my own man.

There aren't enough cookies in the world to make you feel loved and whole.

I like to have cookies in the morning before I go swimming.

As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal.

Thank you,” Simon said. “It’s a joke, Isabelle. He’s the Count. He likes counting. You know. ‘What did the Count eat today, children? One chocolate chip cookie, two chocolate chip cookies, three chocolate chip cookies . . .’” There was a rush of cold air as the door of the restaurant opened, letting in another customer. Isabelle shivered and reached for her black silk scarf. “It’s not realistic.” “What would you prefer? ‘What did the Count eat today, children? One helpless villager, two helpless villagers, three helpless villagers . . .

Room service is a hard thing to pay for. That's, like, oatmeal for $12? That makes me mad.

It's just the most amazing thing to love a dog, isn't it? It makes our relationships with people seem as boring as a bowl of oatmeal.

After you eat Grandma's cookies, everything in life gets better.

Warning: fortune cookies don't care what happens to you.

... keeping her wild-honey-and-chamomile-soaked hair from falling into her oatmeal-and-yogurt face mask