Top 1200 Old Girlfriend Quotes & Sayings - Page 4

If I didn't have a girlfriend, I'd have 10 girls at the studio, and they would make me not rap.

I crashed my bicycle on the way to my first date with my ex-girlfriend and was cautioned by the police.

I read so many scripts, and it's not really exciting to just be the girlfriend.

I would rather be single than be someone's girlfriend because that's not my identity.

So it's a yes, then?" To blue-corn pancakes or being your girlfriend?

I am not now, and never have been, a girlfriend of Henry Kissinger.

I'm not single, I'm just wait for my girlfriend to quit playing hide and seek.

I was always the hero's girlfriend or wife - actually, the woman with no voice.

While I tend to favor styles that are glamorous, old Hollywood by night and very sleek and tailored during the day, I'm mindful of the fact that I'm 27 years old and try not to make that feel dowdy or old.

I hate 'girlfriend' because it sounds so temporary. It's very junior high.

I gave my girlfriend something she didn't expect for Valentine's day... Chlamydia.

I had my first girlfriend at 15. Life was difficult then.

Tell your girlfriend or wife you love them everyday. Like I do!

People say, 'You're old.' Old ain't nothing. You've got new cars that break down and old cars that pass them.

You know what makes me feel old? When I see girls who are 20-something, or the new crop of actresses, and I think, Aren't we kind of the same age? You lose perspective. Or being offered the part of a woman with a 17-year-old child. It's like, "I'm not old enough to have a 17-year-old!" And then you realize, well, yeah, you are.

My fan base is really, really young. They're the youngest demographic that you can track on YouTube: 13- to 17-year-old females. But the fan mail that I get in my P.O. box, they're all from moms and from kids who are two years old, three years old, four years old.

Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend's house during a power failure.

I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend’s killer… but no one will do it.

I don't have a girlfriend but sometimes I like to pretend I do. I just stand in my apartment screaming No, that's not what I said!

You brought me grenades. You are officially the best girlfriend ever.

I was a chemical engineer in school. And, randomly, an ex-girlfriend dared me to do a play.

Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love.

I can't swim but if my girlfriend was drowning, I'd still dive in to save her.

I change my mind so much I need two boyfriends and a girlfriend.

Very sorry to disappoint you, guys. It was not for my girlfriend but for Sachin Tendulkar.

He helped John Cusak get his girlfriend back.

I feel worthless. My girlfriend was attacked on the subway yesterday. And I can't even enjoy it.

Day-old bread? Sadly, in America a lot of day-old bread just becomes nasty. Italian day-old bread, not having any preservatives in it, just becomes harder and it doesn't taste old. What I would warn people about is getting bread that's loaded with other things in it, because it starts to taste old.

I really enjoy touring period! I had another band called Killing Machine, we went out on tour which was only fifteen shows & we went out in a really old motor home. That had to be the most fun. I didn't have to do radio at nine in the morning everyday. It was me & a bunch of friends. The singer was my tattoo artist. My girlfriend would fly in & we would sleep in a hammock above the bed the band were sleeping in [laughs]. I like that stuff that's really fun, I like the camping experience.

I would be a horrible girlfriend at this point in my life, because I’m both needy and unavailable.

Anyone who says I would never hit a woman hasn't met my x girlfriend.

I do love playing games, but once I have a girlfriend, she will be my princess.

When I've got a girlfriend, I like to be with them as much as possible, and I'm very affectionate.

My team are incredible, and I have the most amazing parents and beautiful girlfriend in the world.

In my position, I think the best thing I do is just keep girlfriend involved.

Brittany and I don't date other people." "Why not?" "It's called being boyfriend and girlfriend.

I remember my girlfriend dropped me for the guy I thought was really cute.

I’m a bit of a design enthusiast, and like spending time with my girlfriend and mates.

Before you know it it's 3 am and you're 80 years old and you can't remember what it was like to have 20 year old thoughts or a 10 year old heart.

It seems a bit weird to call someone your girlfriend when you have a child.

I have all my ex-girlfriends lumped into one big girlfriend I called M.A.N.D.Y.: My, Another Neurotic Disappointment? Yes.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

I'm drawn to roles that have real substance, that aren't just the victim or the teenage girl or the girlfriend.

Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy.

I got caught kissing my dad's ex-girlfriend - at his wedding!

I love my girlfriend to bits. I'd never do anything to hurt her.

You will not kill my girlfriend today, International Terrorists of Ambiguous Nationality!

I'm a horrible girlfriend. I always was. I'm great at the beginning, because I can be very romantic.

On your 60th, here's something philosophical To give the old grey matter a stir How old would you be If you didn't know how old you were?

I've always considered Florence as my girlfriend. I don't have to explain my love for this city.

When I was a little girl, I watched all old movies. My mother liked old movies, and she loved shopping for antiques, so I was around old things all the time.

London is like a girlfriend I loved, then really fell out with.

I would like to have a girlfriend who is more mature than my mental age.

I wanted to be a comedian. And I did that so much in high school, I couldn't get a girlfriend.

You think of 'Outlaw Josey Wales,' you immediately think of the old Indian guy, Sondra Locke, the old lady with the glasses, beautiful old actress.

I was thinking it was worth the risk if it meant forever with my faery girlfriend.

I watch the Discovery Channel, and you know what I've discovered? I need a girlfriend.

Old wives' tales are not enough in a day when old wives and old men, too, are constantly moving away from their labours.

A girlfriend? No thanks, I'd rather play nintendo and build my lego set!

The truth is, part of me is every age. I’m a three-year-old, I’m a five-year-old, I’m a thirty-seven-year-old, I’m a fifty-year-old. I’ve been through all of them, and I know what it’s like. I delight in being a child when it’s appropriate to be a child. I delight in being a wise old man when it’s appropriate to be a wise old man. Think of all I can be! I am every age, up to my own.