Top 1200 Old Girlfriend Quotes & Sayings - Page 7

When I lived in New Zealand I took my then girlfriend to Tahiti - which is a lot easier to get to from there than it is from England.

My bed isn't made, I'm tired, I haven't slept well for two weeks. I haven't been laid in a month. I don't have a girlfriend. I have a warrant for my arrest.

The thing about impressing your girlfriend is that when you do something like a private island in Fiji, it's all downhill from that point.

Growing up near Scarsdale, I should have had at least one Jewish girlfriend. Maybe at some point it'll happen.

Why do people talk of the horrors of old age? It's great. I feel like a fine old car with the parts gradually wearing out, but I'm not complaining,... Those who find growing old terrible are people who haven't done what they wanted with their lives.

If you're in a good relationship, you should be able to say to your girlfriend, 'That girl walking down the street is great.'

The idea of fighting your new girlfriend's ex-lovers, 'Street Fighter' style, is the ultimate geek wish-fulfilment.

It's like, boom! - I've got a girlfriend. It turned out to be a good thing because it made me a rapper.

My girlfriend wants an open relationship. I said no way. What kind of man would I be if I had to tell my friends I date you?

My last Olympics, I had a girlfriend — big mistake. Now I’m single, so London should be really good. I’m excited.

I don't date civilians. I don't even try. I'm totally out of the game of dating or trying to get a girlfriend or anything like that.

For my 21st birthday, my now-wife, at the time girlfriend, flew across the country and showed up at my house.

My ex-girlfriend owned a parakeet…oh my god, that f**king thing would never shut up. But the bird was cool.

That old black magic has me in its spell, That old black magic that you weave so well; Icy fingers up and down my spine, The same old witchcraft when your eyes meet mine.

I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you ever could just by pressing her follow button.

Once, I went speeding past an old couple and smiled as I imagined their conversation: him grumbling about me and her telling him not to be such an old grouch. Then, suddenly I was in tears, thinking, 'I'll never get to be a grumpy old grandpa!'

When I was nine, I had this girlfriend and we used to have running races in the park. I wanted to be like Superman and fly in and rescue her.

I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise!" - Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)

Sometimes I pretend not to look at my own characters, because that's like different people getting off with your girlfriend or something.

When I was growing up, I said to my ex-girlfriend, 'I will not be successful until everyone in Holland knows my name.' And it worked.

The harder you try to control your girlfriend the further you'll drive her away, so stop acting like a dumbbell.

I've guess I've gotten older and my sex appeal has waned. It's OK. I've got an amazing girlfriend and she keeps me happy.

I'm not a militant lesbian. I carry myself in a way that makes it easier for women to relate to. I can be your best girlfriend.

Never approach a friend's wife or girlfriend with mischief as your goal... unless she's really attractive.

I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

There's no better girlfriend than your own work, because when it goes away, you realise how important it is.

My main ambition as a teenager was to somehow resurrect the dark-minded writer Franz Kafka and become his girlfriend.

What is new, however, is always evil, being that which wants to conquer and overthrow the old boundary markers and the old pieties; and only what is old is good. The good men are in all ages those who dig the old thoughts, digging deep and getting them to bear fruit - the farmers of the spirit. But eventually all land is depleted, and the ploughshare of evil must come again and again.

My teacher knew that I always had a girlfriend. For some reason, he never said anything to me about it.

My girlfriend at the time convinced me to send these songs to Cavity Search. When they wanted to put out my record I was totally shocked.

So it was, my dear Watson, that at two o'clock today I found myself in my old armchair in my own old room, and only wishing that I could have seen my old friend Watson in the other chair which he has so often adorned. - Sherlock Holmes.

I left my parents' home when I was 22, I moved to New York with my ex-girlfriend. We did a film together with Raul Julia.

Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"

I'm hard work to live with. Someone who wants to be my girlfriend has to be totally devoted because I don't give very much back.

Bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend sends you reeling in a search for new adjectives to describe stupidity and thoughtlessness?

Perhaps I'm old-fashioned but I don't think mothers want their 25-year-old daughters to marry 85-year-old men, except maybe for the money. Money, at least, makes some sense.

I can't tell you how great it is to get away with a girlfriend for four days shopping in Paris. Now that's what I call a vacation.

Take a look at my girlfriend, she's the only one I got. Not much of a girl friend, never seem to get a lot.

What's sad is that an 80-year-old grandpa has to be the open-minded one. Old people aren't old because of their age, but because of what's in their heads. They are horrified at this, but they aren't horrified at what's happening in the streets?

After 'Crocodile Dundee,' I turned down lots of stuff, most of it where I'd play the girlfriend of some funny man.

Old people can make me cry. I worry about getting old, and old people inspire me to live life to the full.

Ladies and gentlemen, you can't please everyone. Take my girlfriend - I think she's the most remarkable woman in the world. . . . That's me . . . But to my wife . . .

I love watching old movies anyway - I grew up with my mom watching old movies and being immersed in the history of old Hollywood.

I was always looking for the female characters in sci-fi and fantasy who were more than just the girlfriend.

I think my ex-girlfriend has weekly lessons with the devil on how to be more evil. I don't know what she charges him.

Not to be confused with Spider-Man's other girlfriend Mary Jane Watson, who is a skank and doesn't love him like I do.

Beauty, my first girlfriend said to me, is that inner quality often associated with great amounts of leisure time.

You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.

Life was created in the valleys. It blew up onto the hills on the old terrors, the old lusts, the old despairs. That's why you must walk up the hills so you can ride down.

I don't like to talk about girlfriend stuff. It's not necessary. I try to keep my relationships separate from everything else.

I arrived in Tokyo in around '81. Around that time, I visited London for about two months - it was the period just before Malcolm McLaren released his solo album Duck Rock. I'd met him when he came to Japan, so I visited him in London and spent one evening with him and his girlfriend over at his house. He told me, "London is boring right now. You should go to New York." So he called a friend in New York, who I think was an old assistant or someone who helped him record early hip-hop stuff over there.

Sometimes it's nice when you go out on the road, and you come back, and your girlfriend's left you. You have complete freedom at that point.

When I was 13, I remember crying on my mum's shoulder when my first girlfriend dumped me via MSN Messenger. That was cold.

My girlfriend was just killed in a car accident. Devastating. I can't believe I'm only going to have sex with her one more time.

It depends who they are. If it's Mick (Jagger) or the Old Guard as I call them, yeah, they're the Old Guard. Elton (John), David (Bowie) are the newies. I don't feel like an old uncle, dear, 'cause I'm not that much older than half of 'em, hehe.

I told my girlfriend that a praying mantis female eats its mate after copulation. She didn't take the hint.

I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she's in the shower.

My son, who is 7, he passed a car in a parking lot that was probably a 1998 model, and he said, 'Wow, Dad, look at that old car.' I was looking around for an old car, and I realized that my old car maybe stops at 1965.

I cried when my ex-girlfriend sent me a text message saying how much she liked my present to her.

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'