Top 1200 Old Lady Quotes & Sayings - Page 2

It sounds kind of farfetched, yet I can't tell you how many people have had this syndrome... the 'Old Hag Syndrome.' Apparently, there's this little old lady who comes into your room at night, sits on your chest and tries to suffocate you. You can Google her - she'll pop up. She's out there.

But, dear God, don't listen to me. I'm an old lady in the middle of nowhere without a real toilet.

A little old lady sitting at the front of the bus can do nothing to change civil rights.

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids... her uterus fell out!

They're still in good shape, but I'm not flashing them anymore. I'm an old lady. I leave all the flesh to the kids.

A lady is nothing very specific. One man's lady is another man's woman; sometimes, one man's lady is another man's wife. Definitions overlap but they almost never coincide.

I honestly kind of hate shopping. My favorite places to shop are rich old lady consignment stores.

I don't feel like me unless I have my hair shaved. So even when I'm an old lady, I'm going to have it.

Women in mystery fiction were largely confined to little old lady snoops - amateur sleuths - who are nurses, teachers, whatever.

The next day, to the joy of all of Arthur's court, Sir Gareth was wed to the fair Lady Lyonesse of Cornwall. All who beheld the couple declared that ne'er had so handsome a knight wed so beautiful a maiden. At the same time, Sir Gaheris was wedded to the Lady Lynet, younger sister to the Lady Lyonesse. They looked alright too.

I came on to Twitter in my 50s and I sort of think that was perfect. I am just a ranting old lady really and I like it.

Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I'm on a horse.

I am ashamed to run against a lady. It's demeaning, very degrading. I have always refused to argue with a lady.

When I'm a lady, I'm a lady. Can you imagine walking into a men's room and seeing a beautiful goddess standing at the urinal? It would be as much uncomfortable for them as it is for us.

My mountain is dead. As soon as she has dried, I'll bury her under a decent layer of white paint. But I haven't done with the old lady; far from it!

Little old lady got mutilated late last night, werewolves of London, again.

My best friend and I go to bed at 11 o'clock. We have such old lady schedules. Everyone's always like, 'Let's go out!' And we're always like, 'No, we don't want to.' They call us the grandmas. L.A. can get really old really quickly if you waste your life away in a club all night.

Weirdly, my nickname was Lady. I didn't get Stretch, or Stilts, or Spider Legs - I got Lady. I guess I was always a bit ladylike.

There's an old saying. Never send a boy to do a man's job, send a lady.

I've been trying to play old-lady parts since I was in my 20s, so I look forward to all of that.

I sometimes fantasize about being an old lady, when you can say the truth that everyone else is thinking and no one is saying.

I like to wear clothes that I will wear when I am an old lady.

The line between angry young woman and grumpy old lady is very fine.

Yet who would have thought the old man to have had so much blood in him? - Lady Macbeth

Lady Gaga has a lot of energy, and that is fantastic, but she is using old surrealist images.

What would anyone want to write about me for? I'm just an old lady.

The grand old lady of bluegrass? Well, wouldn't that be a wonderful title to have? I hope I do enough to earn it some day.

I could talk about 'Lady Bird' for literally the rest of my life! It never gets old.

I should think that being my old lady would be all the satisfaction or career any woman needs.

I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.

Chanel No. 5 is my perfume when I'm feeling like a lady. It's old-school and warm - and it reminds me of my mom.

I had lived with my mother in anger and love - I suppose most daughters do - but my children only knew her in one way: As the lady who thought they were smarter than Albert Einstein. As the lady who thought they wrote better than William Shakespeare. As the lady who thought every picture they drew was a Rembrandt.

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street.

The grand old lady of bluegrass? Well, wouldn't that be a wonderful title to have? I hope I do enough to earn it some day

My body is full of graves. A sepulcher is dug up, and a young girl comes out of it with her dusty hands in tears. A lady who is a young girl and an old girl at the same time feels the presence of the young girl. I feel that the 15-year-old me and the 50-year-old me come out of the sepulcher through an illegal excavation.

You're not supposed to cuss when you're an old lady, and just when there's so much more to cuss about.

Hold the door for a lady. Wait until a lady is out of the elevator.

I would that I were an old beggar Rolling a blind pearl eye, For he cannot see my lady Go gallivanting by.

"Then what can you want to do now?" said the old lady,gaining courage. "I wants to make your flesh creep," replied the boy.

The kind of career that I want is not easy as a lady to manifest, because everyone wants a lady to be likable.

My dear young lady, crime, like death, is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims.

Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream.

The funny thing is that I've known since I was 7 years old that I was never going to have kids. I always imagined myself as this worldly, traveling gypsy lady.

I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me.

I've shut myself inside these walls, and I'm going to be a very lonely old lady if I'm not careful.

The batsman's technique was like an old lady poking her umbrella at a wasp's nest.

When it comes to clothing, I've got one really hard and fast rule: never wear beige. That's such an old-lady colour.

I write about love so I can keep focused on the true goal: to be with my lady, lady and travel with her and have my li'l family unit.

There is only one thing wrong about the Flo Hyman Award: it came to be named for the Old Lady of Volleyball much too soon.

When I'm performing for the people, I am me, then. I am that little girl who, when she was five years old, used to sing at church. Or I'm that 15-year-old young lady who wanted to be grown and wanted to sing and couldn't wait to be smokin' a cigarette, you know?

'The Pink Lady' rides the Freudian wave. You know, the big lady, the relationship to mom - those things are obviously part of that piece.

Rule Number One for working for a white lady, Minny: it is nobody’s business. You keep your nose out of your White Lady’s problems, you don’t go crying to her with yours—you can’t pay the light bill? Your feet are too sore? Remember one thing: white people are not your friends. They don’t want to hear about it. And when Miss White Lady catches her man with the lady next door, you keep out of it, you hear me?

When you're a kid, helping an old lady across the street is kind of cute. But when you're an adult, it's just plain creepy.

Down South, there was the old 'ladies-don't-do-such-things' way of thinking. You couldn't be a lady and a good athlete at the same time.

Current creation has exiled the turning wheel, and the same law of advancement makes the lady of today an alternate lady from her grandma.

I realize that I'm a mature woman and one of these days, incredible diet or not, I'll be a little old lady.

If you want to be a dear old lady at seventy you have to begin early, say about seventeen.

I couldn't do any of my other characters, you know? But I could have done the lady. Church Lady's Malibu Beach party is an idea I have for a movie, too. Yes.

I've always said that next to Imperial China, the South is the best place in the world to be an old lady.

Nature is an old lady with few friends these days, and those who wish to make use of her charms, she rewards passionately.