No, women like you don't write. They carve onion sculptures and potato statues. They sit in dark corners and braid their hair in new shapes and twists in order to control the stiffness, the unruliness, the rebelliousness.
Onion juice and peel applied to the face and scalp is a great natural detoxifier. I followed it for some time but it kills your social life! You can say I didn't find it very a-peeling.
No rebounds, no rings.
We are stone enemies when the bell rings
For a rub with sweet tang: mix just a little bit of light brown sugar to garlic pepper, black pepper, and onion powder.
If you like comedy, go home and curl up with Leviticus. The writers of The Onion are handed Leviticus on their first day.
Freedom rings where opinions clash.
When you start peeling the onion and uncovering layers and layers of inequity that have been subsidized by government, it makes a lot of people uncomfortable.
I've seen my dad's three rings. I'd love to have one for myself.
There are a couple of locations in 'The Hobbit' that are shared with 'Lord of the Rings.'
When the bell rings, your trainer can't help you.
People magazine with a bag of sour cream and onion chips always makes be feel a bit trashy. But good trashy.
I'm not going to kiss any rings from anybody.
Bright is the ring of words When the right man rings them.
The universe rings true whenever you fairly test it.
There's a lot of new subject matter to learn. You start slowly peeling the onion and start figuring out how the policy and the politics intersect.
Washington is a city of locker-room boys, and all the old, outmoded notions apply: men and women are ushered to separate rooms after dinner, sex is dirty, and they are still serving onion-soup dip.
LeBron will not likely win six rings.
I'm a really big 'Lord of the Rings' fan. I have all the extended editions.
We kiss. Her hands are freezing on my face, and she tastes like coffee and the smell of the onion is still stuck in my nose, and my lips are all dry from the endless winter. And it's awesome.
Foul whisp'rings are abroad.
I don't feel any guilt complex about The Lord of the Rings.
I don't want the viewer to be able to peel away the layers of my painting like the layers of an onion and find that all the blues are on the same level.
This was too much. "I refuse. I absolutely REFUSE to be an onion.
I like salty, creamy foods. I could sit down with a bag of chips and French onion dip and go to town! That would be on my last-supper list.
My boyfriend's a real chef, so I steer clear of him when I'm in the kitchen - I wouldn't like him to catch me chopping an onion.
I thought Twitter was a joke. I really thought it was a gag. I thought it was like National Lampoon or the Onion.
I love 'Lord of the Rings.'
Truth rings no bells.
I never hated any of my ex-fiances enough to return the rings.
When I was in college I wrote for a newspaper there called the 'Every Three Weekly,' which, like a lot of college humor papers, was sort of based on 'The Onion.'
Banish (the onion) from the kitchen and the pleasure flies with it. Its presence lends color and enchantment to the most modest dish; its absence reduces the rarest delicacy to hopeless insipidity, and dinner to despair.
Sympathy is important, but it rings hollow if not followed by action.
When I open my mouth, the room rings.
This is every cook's opinion -
no savory dish without an onion,
but lest your kissing should be spoiled
your onions must be fully boiled.
My vision is one of celebrations and banquets, diplomas and banners, rings and parades.
I like 'The Lord of The Rings' and ninja swords.
I wear like six rings at one time.
Once I started writing at 'The Onion' I was like, oh this is it, this is my dream job, I've achieved my dream job.
It is a temptation for me to wear all my rings at once.
I've rarely said the word "Lord," unless it's followed by "of the Rings.
I grew up going to race rings, and I really enjoyed it.
When the doorbell rings at three in the morning, it's never good news.
The best kind of onion soup is the simplest kind.
We have garlic days, and onion days. You know what they're cooking.
As is so often the case with pieces that appear in the 'Onion,' I honestly could not decide whether this was a clever hoax or not - the arguments were almost exactly as stupid as the real thing.
My mother collects engagement rings.
For me the diamond dawns are set In rings of beauty.
I was a dumpy teenager. My mum was a model and was all about looks, so I rebelled by going goth. It took me years of peeling back the onion to finally stop using make-up as a mask and feel comfortable in my skin.
When you get into statistical analysis, you don't really expect to achieve fame. Or to become an Internet meme. Or be parodied by 'The Onion' - or be the subject of a cartoon in 'The New Yorker.' I guess I'm kind of an outlier there.
I love jewelry - rings, earrings, bracelets, necklaces, you name it.
We will have rings and things and fine array
The backgrounds in Lord of the Rings are all explained.
'The Good Parts' is me telling as much as I can of the deeper sides of myself that I haven't shared before. It's like an onion that gets deeper every time you cut it.
When Ron Howard rings you up and says, 'I'd like you to do my film,' you do it.
A lot of people are kind of snobby about garlic powder and onion powder. I happen to love them.
I had rather munch a crust of brown bread and an onion in a corner, without any more ado, or ceremony, than feed upon turkey at another man's table.
I love those trilogy movies, like 'Lord of the Rings.'
SACRED, adj. Dedicated to some religious purpose; having a divine character; inspiring solemn thoughts or emotions; as... the Cow in India; the Crocodile, the Cat and the Onion of ancient Egypt.
Calvin: Why are you crying mom? Mom: I'm cutting up an onion. Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.
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