Top 237 Oven Quotes & Sayings

My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.

Anger warms the invention, but overheats the oven.

Every time you make a fruit crisp for me, you are my favorite person in the world. It's something delicious and warm, right out of the oven. I mean, what more could anyone want? And all you're doing is taking the best fruit of the season, putting a crumb topping on it and putting it in the oven.

We light the oven so that everyone may bake bread in it.

I'm more like an oven than a microwave.

I very briefly had a microwave oven that I quickly gave away, because I could never work out what they do better than a regular oven.

If you throw a lamb chop in the oven, what's to keep it from getting done?

The first thing I do when I come home is check the refrigerator for cats because I'm convinced that if one dies, my husband will hide it in there because I don't cook and so I won't see it. I do drink Cokes, though ,so technically he should hide the corpse in the oven. And now I need to start checking the oven.

You might heckle me now - but when I get home, I've got a chicken in the oven.

When I was four and my sister six, we got a Susie Homemaker oven for our birthdays.

Eating something fresh out of the oven is like a hug you can taste.

The first thing I do when I come home is check the refrigerator for cats because I'm convinced that if one dies, my husband will hide it in there because I don't cook and so I won't see it. I do drink Cokes, though, so technically he should hide the corpse in the oven. And now I need to start checking the oven.

There's such a buildup of crud in my oven, there's only room to bake a single cupcake.

Tim Henman has the all-time Betty Crocker draw. We're talking Easy Bake Oven.

You and your oven are capable of great things,Remember, no two ovens are the same.

Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt!

Picture your grandmother in Hell, baking pies... without an oven.

If soggy, baked choux can be re-crisped in a hot oven for several minutes.

A slice of perfectly buttered, warm-from-the-oven bread has been known to bring tears to my eyes.

Toast is bread made delicious and useful. Un-toasted bread is okay for children's sandwiches and sopping up barbecue sauce, but for pretty much all other uses, toast is better than bread. An exception is when the bread is fresh from the oven, piping hot, with butter melting all over it. Then it's fantastic, but I would argue that bread fresh out of the oven is a kind of toast. Because I'm an asshole and I refuse to be wrong about something.

Just because a chicken was born in the oven doesn't make it a biscuit.

Repeatedly opening the oven - or worse, taking out the turkey to baste it - slows down the momentum of cooking.

Some people seem to think their oven self-cleans, but you need to clean it to stop things getting blocked up so you get a good rotation of air and heat inside. Get a probe to test the oven is reaching what it says it's reaching too.

A cake is a very good test of an oven: if it browns too much on one side and not on the other, it's not your fault - you need to have your oven checked.

It's really fun to have a convection oven, even it if it's a little convection toaster oven. It really changes the way you bake.

My mother did not have a toaster oven and would toast bread in the oven, which I thought was stupid. They didn't do cars and electricity, that kind of stuff.

They say you're not supposed to put metal in a microwave oven. They're right.

There is no such thing as a self-cleaning oven.

For years, I stored my sweaters in the oven.

I thought I was raptured up into the air today; turns out, it was just my gas oven exploding.

I'm a New Yorker; my oven is used for storage.

The kitchen oven is reliable, but it's made us lazy.

Should I warm the oven and bake you a batch of hero cookies? - Zephyra

I couldn't cook. I could put a pizza from Iceland in the oven, but that was it.

We are a nation that shouts at a microwave oven to hurry up.

My go-to winter recipe is beef and butternut squash stew, cooked in the slow oven all day.

I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there was a cake in it.

Just because a cat has kittens in the oven, that doesn't make them biscuits.

I have 10 children. I've got my eighth grandchild in the oven with Kimberly. I have all these wonderful kids.

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.

Got to be the worst place in the world, inside a oven. You in here, you either cleaning or you getting cooked.

Remember, it's very simple to have an oven tested professionally, and it only takes about five minutes.

Owning a computer without programming is like having a kitchen and using only the microwave oven

Always bake in the center of the oven. A pan placed too close to the bottom of the oven will receive more heat radiating from the oven floor, baking it faster from the bottom. The reverse is true of something baked on the top rack. Always bake in the center for the most even baking and browning all around.

I like baked potatoes. I don't have a microwave oven, and it takes forever to bake a potato in a conventional oven. Sometimes I'll just throw one in there, even if I don't want one, because by the time it's done, who knows?

The first time I hung out with [David Blaine], he took me to this condemned building, and it had a pizza oven and he crawled into the pizza oven and turned the heat on to 400 degrees or something like that, and he stayed in it for I guess a half hour. He came out, and except for one or two second-degree burns, he was unscathed. You meet a lot of musicians and filmmakers and actors, but it's rare to meet someone who can step inside a pizza oven and take the heat. I was intrigued by that.

I don't have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks stuff.

My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality.

I use my Le Creuset dutch oven for everything you can think of. I even fry eggs in it.

God made men by baking them in an oven, but he forgot about the first batch, and that's how Black people were born. And then he was so anxious about the next batch, he took them out of the oven too soon, so that's how White people were made. But the third batch he let cook until they were golden-golden-golden, and, honey, that's you and me.

If you are buying a larger turkey than usual, make sure it will fit in the oven.

I can do basics, but I'm not a proper cook. I can do a roast. I can stick a chicken in the oven with vegetables.

Sometimes we adopt certain beliefs when we're children and use them automatically when we become adults, without ever checking them out against reality. This brings to mind the story of the woman who always cut off the end of the turkey when she put it in the oven. Her daughter asked her why, and her mother responded, "I don't know. My mother always did it." Then she went and asked her mother, who said, "I don't know. My mother always did it." The she went and asked her grandmother, who said, "The oven wasn't big enough."

You are free, but you have to choose. An open oven bakes no bread

Russian vodka is OK if you need to clean the oven. For drinking, it must henceforth be Polish.

I was baking cakes for a gourmet shop and put two chocolate cakes in oven to bake and when I opened the oven an hour later, they were raw - the oven wasn't working. I didn't know what to do. I couldn't borrow an oven and I didn't want to waste the batter, so I came up with the idea of steaming them and they came out great! Thick and fudgy, like pudding cake. That happy accident was always in the back of mind.

Airline food is cooked in an oven and then kept warm. Space station food is often cooked in an oven and then thermo-stabilised, irradiated or dehydrated and then stored for a year or two before you even get to it.

Twas the night before Thanksgiving. All the food's in the oven. And I'm in the bedroom performin' self lovin'.

You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.