Top 1129 Pants Quotes & Sayings - Page 3
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Last updated on December 4, 2024.
My pants cut the cheese. Let one fly. Baked a batch of brownies.
Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.
It's not that we fly by the seat of our pants. We're not afraid of failure.
Listen honey, would I lie to you to get in your pants?
Sometimes, when you're this adventurous, you rip the crotch out of your pants.
And I'm a pair of pants with a hole scorched through the ass?
The fans still want to see me, sweat pants and all.
The hottest thing in the world is to wear pants with stockings.
Ballet: men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.
Oh, the joys of baseball, manly men in tight pants.
If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants.
Put on your big girl pants and deal.
I mean, even in these snow pants,check out my ass.
An embellished top with slim pants is great, even for a wedding.
My father used to wear the same pants for like a week.
My combat action has commenced... I've pissed my pants, but only a little.
Magnus, I wish I had the nerve to wear the kind of pants you do.
There was a clear lesson here — and that was that the Internet loves Mister Splashy Pants.
I'm still one of those persons who prefers to wear pants, especially for at-home entertaining.
You'll never catch a nudist with his pants down.
They'd better be physically tough when they start pulling on their football pants.
They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash'
Poor empty pants With nobody inside them.
I wear my pants on my upper torso to be abstract and different.
Men should not be forced to wear pants when it's not cold.
If I don't have anything to do all day, I might not even put my pants on.
Anybody else wanna pee their pants and cry for mommy?
I don't think humans are meant to be looked at when we're buying pants.
It doesn't feel good when you have to struggle to get your pants on.
I never leave my house. Then I don't have to put a bra on, and I don't have to change my pants.
When we just hang around, our pants are always sagging.
I did not like the way I looked in a pair of white pants.
the church should just stay out of people's pants.
I don't understand capri pants. They seem like neither here nor there.
I love flying by the seat of my pants, going at something instinctually.
I wore hot pants and cowboy boots and I thought, 'What have I gotten myself into?'
They asked me for some collateral and I pulled down my pants.
If I had bodily functions, I think I would have peed my pants.
I like playing a guy who wears pants as opposed to shorts.
If I had butterscotch pants and a cheetah sweater... I'd be just fine.
People with chile peppers on their chef pants shouldn't be allowed in the kitchen.
Toreador pants make your feet look big too
I'm a pants girl. I just feel more comfortable in them.
McMahon 3:16 says 'I just pissed my pants!'
I'm just at home all the time wearing jogging pants.
What I wear is pants. What I do is live. How I pray is breathe.
Nowadays it's not who wears the pants in the family, but who carries the credit cards.
I wear sweat pants; I look terrible all the time. I'm so vulnerable.
I want to catch Mr Whitlam with his pants down.
Youve just got to go with what you have in your pants.
If you piss your pants, you can only stay warm for so long.
Belts are only good for holding up your pants
Doubts are the ants in the pants of faith. They keep it awake and moving.
Why would people spend good money to have my pants?
It's the most exciting thing you have ever done with your pants on!
You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants.
War is the greatest fun man can have with his pants on.
Look at the ex-demon with his big boy pants on now.
The entirety of the world's knowledge is in your pants right now.
Acting is like letting your pants down; you're exposed.
