Top 1129 Pants Quotes & Sayings - Page 4
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Last updated on December 4, 2024.
I will now make a scorpion appear in Osama bin Laden's pants
Jonathan Sadowski is a kick in the pants; he's become a really good buddy.
You wonder sometimes how our government puts on its pants in the morning.
An acid is like a woman: a good one will eat through your pants.
Rock & roll is not so much a question of electric guitars as it is striped pants.
Okay, who wants to see me take off Snivelly's pants?
When Wu-Wear started making shoes and sneakers and pants, it was shoddy material.
I did everything by the seat of my pants. That's why I got hurt so much.
I do things like hem a pair of pants, I do my own tailoring but I wouldn't attempt a jacket.
I don't think I ever wore pants on 'Reno 911!' and I was on it about five times.
I like to wear layers - pants, tank tops, jackets - when I work out.
When I'm at home, I wear track pants and hoodies. That's my go to comfort clothing.
I would have liked to invent the plain white shirt, with a skirt and pants to go with it.
Every rock song is some variation of 'Pull down your pants'
I'm always fully invested. It's a great feeling to be caught with your pants up.
Aston Villa have literally metaphorically had their pants pulled down
Old Japanese saying, live scorpion in pants makes life interesting.
I met this gangster who pulls up people's pants. Name's Wedgie Kray.
There is definitely something sexy about a girl with an attitude and a pair of leather pants.
I haven't been out of work since the day I took my pants off.
(When asked who wore the pants in his house:) I do, and I also wash and iron them.
I love a guy in a suit - someone who puts on his nice Armani pants.
Like, I'll wear a bright sweater with pants that are a more classic color.
T-shirt and stretchy pants? Yup, that's fine. It's pajama-y, good night.
Thank you for all the birthday wishes, it's brought a tear to my eye, and a boner to my pants.
Cause I lit him on fire,” I shrugged and brushed dust from my pants.
Yes,' he said sincerely. 'Such a one deserves peanut butter on the seat of his pants.
I like comfortable clothes, so I get most of my pants and shirts made.
My personal style: trenches, high-waisted pants, pantsuits, silks.
Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants
You want The Next Big Thing? Let me take my pants off!
If women want to be appreciated for what we're saying, we've got to wear turtlenecks and long pants.
What passes for investigative journalism is finding somebody with their pants down - literally or otherwise.
That's just not right," Sam muttered. "Claude needs to keep his pants on.
I feel it was just a few years ago I was running around in short pants.
Obviously I have no problem wearing pants in competition, but sometimes we're out here in the summer and it's so hot.
I once wore a pair of bright red sneakers with a grey track pants.
You can be a smarty-pants director, but that won't matter if the movie doesn't work emotionally as well as intellectually.
In some ways, being No. 2 in the ratings is a real shot in the arm, a kick in the pants.
Something that's very painful for me is when people wear pants that are too short.
Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman.
As a teenager, I would wear Clarks, corduroy pants and striped shirts, and I loved it.
I’m freakishly tall, so finding pants that fit is something I’ve struggled with my whole life.
It's not that I don't like pants, I just choose not to wear them some days.
I was seven before I realized that you could eat breakfast with your pants on.
The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore.
So I lived alone.
The first thing I did was take off my pants. Naturally.
I'd wear clogs, short pants and ladies' bracelets. I created this aura for myself.
Remember God likes us best when we are flying by the seats of our pants.
I'm flying by the seat of my pants, never creating with a thought to what's up ahead!
The first time I walked into a library, I got so excited I almost wet my pants.
I cannot wear low-waisted pants - I'm constantly pulling them up.
A man works hard all week to keep his pants off all weekend.
I'd much rather play the psycho than the pretty girl in hot pants.
The soul aspiring pants its source to mount,As streams meander level with their fount.
I want to sit on my couch and drink and not change my pants for days at a time.
I don't wear small shoes, or tight pants that squash your balls.
I was so nervous on the night of my honeymoon, I put my pants to bed, and I hung over a chair.
I'm good at pants. They are just two big sleeves sewn together.
I feel it was just a few years ago I was running around in short pants