Top 1200 Parenthood Funny Quotes & Sayings - Page 4

It's not hard for me to be funny. But it's really hard. I don't think a lot of people are funny. I meet a lot of people, and most of them aren't funny.

Why do all these people want [comedians] to be serious? The reason they want that is these are people who aren't funny. Anybody funny can be serious, but people who have no sense of humor, they can never be funny - and frankly, they're jealous. There's very few comic actors. Think about it. There aren't that many. It's hard because you have to be able to do both.

I suspect that marriage is like parenthood: every last one of us is an amateur at it.

Grandparents are given a second chance to enjoy parenthood with fewer of its tribulations and anxieties.

If something's awful, I find it funny. If something's funny, I find it funny. It's my natural, go-to place.

I think parenthood brought a certain change of habits in my daily days.

Parenthood involves massive sacrifice: money, attention, time and emotional energy.

Parenthood seems really rewarding... like martyrdom, but without the glamour.

It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny.

I like to be friends with funny guys, but I don't want to date a funny guy.

I'm not a naturally funny man. I find that I can only be funny, if I become someone else.

We've never been in a time where mothers - parenthood, but particularly motherhood - is so fetishized.

It doesn't matter how many times the audience has heard it before. If it's funny, it's funny.

There's a difference between delivering real funny and just silly funny.

When I say something funny in a newspaper and I meant it to be funny, it doesn't read that way.

There are quite a few very funny people in my life. You know those people who don't mean to be funny, they just come out with these zingers that just make you howl with laughter. Usually you find these people in the road crew. A good crew is a key to a healthy funny bone.

I've always really enjoyed sounds and alliteration and funny words and funny melodies.

I've been too funny in my life to have to play a character who's... moderately funny.

We just keep trying to beat every show with the funny stick until it's funny

People who do not have funny in them are not funny when they read funny lines. Sorry. Just doesn't work that way. Seriously, this is the biggest rule of all. You live and die with your casting decisions. Your actors are the heart and soul of the whole thing. Without brilliant actors, you will not have a brilliant film.

Unlike Mitt Romney, President Obama is standing up for Planned Parenthood.

I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny.

Parenthood and family come first for me, and when I'm not working I'm cool with the Teletubbies.

Parenthood can be very rewarding, but let's face it, so are margaritas at the adults-only pool.

Planned Parenthood is an organization that does not provide quality health care.

I don't consciously think of how parenthood has changed me but I'm sure it must have.

[On parenthood:] You can't change your mind--you know, and say, this isn't working out, let's sell.

I love to do comedy, and I don't think of things as drama or comedy. I think that if it's a funny line, it's a funny line. If it's a funny moment, it's a funny moment.

My parents were funny. My brothers were funny. We just laughed and had a good time. Growing up, it breeds that. It breeds your funny. It breeds your creativity.

I was always good at being observationally funny - like, contributing something funny to the conversation.

The truth is really funny. It's uncomfortable sometimes, it's dramatic sometimes, but it's really funny. Life is funny.

No woman shall have the legal right to bear a child without a permit for parenthood.

I do not think that obsession is funny or that not being able to stop one's intensity is funny.

I am a fierce supporter of Planned Parenthood, NARAL, and gay rights in this country.

Fatherhood, parenthood, is something that completely overwhelms you and absorbs you, and you just have to be the best dad that you can be.

People are getting careers from YouTube and uploading videos. And they're totally different - you can't necessarily be funny on a video, and then all of a sudden you're live in a theater. You don't have the tools yet. It's a lot more involved to go from being funny on a little iPhone screen to being live in front of people and being funny.

I'm a prankster, so some of the - you know, I like a good joke. I think when it's funny, it's funny.

Being me is funny. I've made this weird character, and I think it's really funny.

You can give a guy a funny line, but you can't make him say it funny.

Comedy is learning to be funny, and you learn to be funny in small rooms with young audiences.

If there's an audience, I think they're going to expect me to be funny. But what if I'm not funny? What if I fail?

I love being funny! I started in the theater when I was 9 and, believe it or not, always played the funny part!

The decision as to what's funny and what is not funny shall rest solely with Mr. Freberg.

Terrorists cut people's heads off and that's what they do in the Planned Parenthood clinics.

Single parenthood is hard, but it's simple too. You just do everything yourself.

Parenthood always involves recognizing your child as separate and different from you.

There are times when parenthood seems nothing more than feeding the hand that bites you.

I grew up with an extremely funny dad, and my mom is super funny.

Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.

I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.'

I used to stutter really badly. Everybody thinks it's funny. And it's not funny. It's not.

I wanna be funny, but if I have a chance to make a point while being funny - why not?

The self-sacrificing, servant aspect of the Christian life has many parallels to parenthood.

That's the one thing before parenthood that no one really impressed upon me, that all of my children would be so different.

I don't like people whose job it isn't to be funny, to tell me what is and isn't funny.

The deepest joys and blessings in life are associated with family, parenthood, and sacrifice.

When we shot that [Westworld], it was so funny. Not funny - I mean, like, funny-strange because I, personally as an actress and as a person, am so used to having to play the damsel, that when we were shooting that scene, and Jimmi looked at me and said, "Dolores, run," I ran. Then I stopped myself, and I turned around and I went, "Oh my God. I'm so used to running."

There are no funny lawyers - only funny people who made a career mistake.

In every show that you see, there's some stuff that's funny and some stuff that is not, or there might be stuff that you find funny and I don't. That would be true for any show, however funny or popular.

What's funny isn't really me. What I do is point out what I find funny in others.