Top 136 Payroll Quotes & Sayings

I am not a great fan of the payroll tax holiday because I'm nervous about what it does to the future of Social Security.

I never stole nuttin' unless it began with an 'A' - A truck, a car, a payroll...!

I was $4,000 short on my first payroll.

Be prepared for the creation of an intrusive bureaucracy to police the ordinance by examining the books and payroll ledgers of businesses.

When I was 18, I went into the army as a payroll clerk because otherwise I was headed for Korea.

The way we designed self-driving payroll, it ends payroll as an independent system that you're entering information in by hand.

There is basically no one not on the payroll of Exxon Mobil or coal companies who any longer contend that this is not something to worry about.

If you hire relatives, you'll have a payroll that won't quit.

In '38, this time I did a job for Mr. Stryker. I went on his payroll at about half the salary I was getting before, to cover what he called Harvest in Ohio.

The payroll tax is affecting sales. It's causing sales declines.

Everyone has a budget, I don't care who you are. But they said if we are in a pennant race in the middle of the summer they are going to get some help with added payroll.

Try walking the halls of Congress. It's Abercrombie & Fitch meets the Hair Club for Men. Lots of really photogenic young people kissing up to lots of insufferable blowhards. Separated by one or two generations, most of these players have only one real thing in common: They have never been weaned from the public teat. The closest they've ever come to meeting a payroll is when they come together to spend everyone else's payroll taxes.

If you look at the Forbes 400, they are paying a lower rate, accounting payroll taxes, than their secretary or - whomever around their office.

It struck me that most businesses have less than 100 employees, but most payroll services were going after bigger companies.

We picked a great marketplace. We were a pioneer in payroll processing for very small companies. And we had the perseverance and good fortune enough to stick it out.

Her Majesty's Secret Service wouldn't have me on the payroll.

The woman that comes in, takes the wastebasket away, she's paying 15.3 or whatever it is on payroll tax alone. I mean it is - I never had it so good.

The payroll tax increase was destructive financially, it took what was a close call and made it a bad call.

Zenefits is basically a service that manages all of your payroll, benefits, and associated HR details that come along with those. Dealing with new employee onboarding, offer letters, and managing that - and we do it for free.

Ive never supported a payroll tax.

The extension and expansion of the payroll tax holidays for workers would be number one on my list and key to avoiding recession.

Literally every single sliver of technology that makes the iPhone a smartphone instead of a stupidphone - internet, GPS, touchscreen, battery, hard drive, voice recognition - was developed by researchers on the government payroll.

Actually, there was one sequence but Liv didn't put this in but at the end of the movie, we ran out of money. Literally, ran out. And I couldn't make payroll. So I emptied all our accounts to make payroll. We were kinda like, "What do we do?" Then out of the blue, we were saved by Gucci. So it's always been like, you just gotta reach for the stars and hopefully the moon will catch you.

More retirees, longer life expectancy, larger benefits, and fewer workers - these trends have meant substantial increases in the payroll tax. Since the social security program began, the payroll tax has increased more than 500 percent.

I was Overflow. Another one I had was the Caped Crusader. Chamillionaire was Payroll. That was our group back then, Payroll and the Caped Crusader. We grew up on the same street so we lived a few houses down from each other. So we knew each other pretty much all our life.

I'm all for lifting the payroll-tax cap, if only to make payroll taxes a little less regressive.

Lack of resources (payroll), time and competing priorities are why so many nonprofits haven't done well. It's that simple.

I run a small company with 18 employees on its payroll.

If I had the Rangers payroll, I'd never lose a game

If you move or get married, that has to be changed with HR, payroll, medical insurance, life insurance, etc. It is a huge administrative headache that requires a full-time staff.

The biggest thrill wasn't in winning on Sunday but in meeting the payroll on Monday.

Steve Bannon was my right-hand man. He didn't like me to say it, but he was on my payroll.

When you're not on the payroll, and you want to continue the Beverly Wilshire lifestyle, but you're only geared for a Holiday Inn existence, things are gonna catch up to you.

Every American worker should be able to save for retirement via payroll deductions.

I was on Khodorkovsky's payroll myself for ten years. I'm biased because I respect him.

I have 120 people in my payroll without any government giving me any money. We live off the tickets and the records I sell. That is very unusual.

If you're not putting enough away for emergencies or retirement, making commitments in advance, such as signing up for payroll withholding, can help.

Payroll savings plans are vital because they are essentially the only way that middle-class Americans reliably save for retirement.

I have always maintained that if a program is to be successful, it must... be voluntary... based on need and must not be financed through a payroll tax.

Seen from the point of view of the particular group interests of the bureaucrats, every measure that makes the government's payroll swell is progress.

When we started Workday, we were originally very focused on the core HR system. Then we added payroll, and then we got into performance management.

Our [generation] people have the worst diet of anybody. I'm ready to put a farmer on my payroll. We've got to get back to growing our own food. You are what you eat!

Yeah, well, he’s still on Dark-Hunter payroll, so tell him to keep his phone turned on. (Talon) Ooo. Getting testy in your fierce nakedness. (Kyrian)

You know, in the beginning when your first payroll comes up and you have to borrow money to meet the payroll, you lose sleep the night before, and you say to yourself real fast, 'Well, maybe I should keep working a couple more years. It's sobering.

My pat line about the Cubs and payroll is that the amount of merchandise the Cubs would sell off a world series championship would more than cover for a big payroll.

I refer the largest number of my clients to Payce Payroll because the specialize in the restaurant and contractors industries. I am pleased with the service they provide, competitive fees and responsiveness to clients. What most impressed me was that one of the founders, Gus, came to personally meet with me and a client to establish their payroll software. They truly care about their clients.

I wonder sometimes if manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.

At Wikinvest, which got renamed Sigfig, we were constantly just two or three months away from not being able to make payroll.

For more than forty years, the United States Congress has shamelessly used payroll taxes intended for Social Security to fund big government spending.

You never want to be in a position where you can't make payroll.

In our early days, being recognized on any list of great companies was hard to imagine. There were times when we sold the office furniture to make payroll.

I think that for the next short period of time, our No. 1 priority is Congress needs to do its work and extend the payroll tax cut.

I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.

If we lower the payroll tax, will Americans let us raise it again? I don't think so.

I came up with the idea for what later became Paychex in 1970 when I was working for Electronic Accounting Systems, a company that sold payroll processing to companies with 50 to 1,000 employees.

I actually once sat at the back of a payroll class in America - just me and 40 women! And I'm sitting back there, learning payroll, because I want to understand it. So that when I talk to people about payroll I know what they're talking about. And I set up and managed and ran a full payroll system myself.

A real friend or mentor isn't on your payroll.

Electronic Accounting Systems processed my little payrolls like one big payroll. I did the selling, and the people I hired did most of the operations.

Government jobs are not an addition to the country's payroll; they are an increase in the nation's payload.

Oakland has now increased its payroll to the point that it now ranks third in the Bay Area among all McDonald's franchises.