Top 811 Peanut Butter Quotes & Sayings

I had peanut butter once. It was awful.

If we give someone a piece of bread and butter, that's kindness, but if we put jelly or peanut butter on it, then it's Loving Kindness.

In the Children's Zoo, Enrichment meant presenting the goats with a trash can smeared with peanut butter or dangling keys at the end of a broomstick in front of the cow. The goats would knock their heads around the inside of the can and emerge giddy, peanut butter drunk.

Peanut butter - the pâté of childhood.

I never really ate greens, what I always did do was I always ate peanut butter and honey and I ate it all day. There's not much nutritional value in that. I just love peanut butter and I love honey so I just put them together.

What I love is a peanut butter and pickle sandwich. I'll just have peanut butter and bananas, then peanut butter and pickles. Peanut butter and chocolate I don't recommend.

My sweat smells like peanut-butter.

I don't know what you think of me. And you certainly would never picture us together. But probably peanut butter was just peanut butter for a long time, before someone ever thought of pairing it with jelly. And there was salt, but it started to taste better when there was pepper. And what's the point of butter without bread? (Why are all these examples of FOODS?!!?!?!?!?!?!) Anyway by myself I'm nothing special. But with you I could be.

The best thing I can make is a peanut butter-and-jelly sandwich.

Any kind of peanut butter/chocolate concoction is my jam.

You can always trust a dog that likes peanut butter.

The trouble with remakes is that people fall in love with the original. It's like peanut butter. If you try to change the taste of peanut butter, you're in trouble.

I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Yes,' he said sincerely. 'Such a one deserves peanut butter on the seat of his pants.

I have a lot of tea in the morning. I always have toast and peanut butter.

I called my pilot 2 weeks before I flew and asked him, I don't want to get sick, what should I eat? He said, Peanut Butter. I said, If I eat peanut butter then I won't get sick? He said, no, but it tastes the same comin' up as it does goin' down.

I'm more of a smooth peanut butter kinda girl

Man can not live by bread alone ... he must have peanut butter.

I have no idea why a guy would bring a jar of peanut butter to a concert.

I like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. In a dream world, the bread is super soft, like the Wonder Bread of my childhood, and the sandwich will have crunchy peanut butter, strawberry jam, and a cup of cold milk to go with it.

I don't like peanut butter and jelly that much.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

I grew up as a kid with very little. I could enjoy a peanut butter and jelly sandwich or peanut butter crackers.

I actually put peanut butter on my bagel. I really like peanut butter and I like to ruin the bagel. You know what's even crazier that I do sometimes? I do cinnamon raisin bagels with peanut butter. It is really, really out there.

Tyson thought Annabeth was just about the coolest thing since peanut butter, and he SERIOUSLY loved peanut butter.

I love carrot cake - that's probably my favorite - and I'm obsessed with peanut butter. I eat anything with peanut butter - maybe not carrot cake with peanut butter - but, I think I got this from 'The Parent Trap': Oreos and peanut butter; I like that. And peanut butter and apples, peanut butter and chocolate.

To me, peanut butter is the breakfast of champions!

Everyone knows I drink a lot of Diet Coke, so...I drink chocolate milk after races as my recovery drink, and you won't ever find me without a peanut butter sandwich in my bag at races or without a jar of peanut butter when I am heading to Europe.

Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets stuck to the roof of your mouth.

When I was 16, I discovered jazzercise. And I thought it was the greatest thing since peanut butter and jelly.

Enemy giants moved towards the breech, and Tyson picked up the fallen warrior’s club. He yelled something to his fellow blacksmiths – probably ‘FOR POSEIDON!’ – but with his mouth full of peanut butter it sounded like, ‘PUH PTEH BUN.’ His brethren all grabbed hammers and chisels, yelled, ‘PEANUT BUTTER!’ and charged behind Tyson into battle.

I'm obsessed with peanut butter.

Dinner alone is one of life's pleasures. Certainly cooking for oneself reveals man at his weirdest. People lie when you ask them what they eat when they are alone. A salad, they tell you. But when you persist, they confess to peanut butter and bacon sandwiches deep fried and eaten with hot sauce, or spaghetti with butter and grape jam.

You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly.

Peanut butter is pâté for children.

I've always wanted to like, swim in a swimming pool filled with peanut butter

Without peanut butter, I might starve.

I must admit - I don't really like peanut butter.

One time I watched my sister eat a raw potato with peanut butter on it.

Peanut butter is the greatest invention since Christianity.

I've never slept with a virgin, but I love breaking the seal on a new peanut butter.

There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich.

Rice cakes and peanut butter is my favorite snack in the whole wide world.

Probably? So you're asking me to trust my life to steel wool and peanut butter?" "Poisoned peanut butter." "Cal, I don't care if it's nuclear peanut butter.

When I was 11 my friend's mom made a peanut butter sandwich. I ate the sandwich and was like, 'I'm never eating anything else again.' And I still eat peanut butter every day. I would put peanut butter on a steak.

If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.

Peanut butter is the pate of childhood.

I cannot walk past Peanut Butter M&Ms and Oreos.

I've been craving peanut butter-and-mayonnaise fried cheese sandwiches.

I learned a lot of details about 1920s clothes, cars, kitchen appliances, and food. I had a character eating peanut butter in one scene until I learned that peanut butter wasn't commercially packaged and sold until 1924.

Werewolves and Arabians. It's like chocolate and peanut butter - a delicious combination.

I'd take my clothes off for chocolate and peanut butter.

Ensure you eat within 20 minutes of a workout. Choose healthy snacks such as slices of ham, a handful of almonds, or fruit. Sometimes before bed, I have a teaspoon of almond butter or peanut butter, which gives me enough protein to get me through the night.

I`m like a peanut butter sandwich.

It's like peanut butter and chocolate. Each is great, but they're better together.

I mostly eat peanut butter sandwiches. Peanut butter and banana, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and potato chips, peanut butter and olives, and peanut butter and marshmallow goo. So sue me, I like peanut butter.

My favorite thing from Dairy Queen is a Peanut Buster Parfait, which is: fudge at the bottom, vanilla ice cream, some peanuts, fudge, peanuts, ice cream, fudge, and it's layered. But I also really like peanut butter cups, so I'll put peanut butter cups in there.

When I'm in the mood for room service, my favorite order is a peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich.

You know how you put peanut butter on a piece of bread and the bread falls - it never falls on the bread side down, it always falls peanut butter side down. That's because of gravity.

If I'm snacking, I'll go for peanut butter and jelly in between meals.