Top 1200 Pet Dog Quotes & Sayings - Page 4

They say the smart dog obeys but the smarter dog knows when to disobey.

I believe a calm dog is a happy, obedient dog that won't get into trouble.

Our moral reasoning is plagued by two illusions. The first illusion can be called the wag-the-dog illusion: We believe that our own moral judgment (the dog) is driven by our own moral reasoning (the tail). The second illusion can be called the wag-theother-dog's-tail illusion: In a moral argument, we expect the successful rebuttal of an opponent's arguments to change the opponent's mind. Such a belief is like thinking that forcing a dog's tail to wag by moving it with your hand will make the dog happy.

You kick a dog long enough, that dog is going to bite you or die.

A dog is a vehicle, you know; a dog is a window to Mother Nature, and that's the closest species we have.

We had a dog who was named Pushinka, who was given to my father by a Soviet official. And we trained that dog to slide down the slide we had in the back of the White House. Sliding the dog down that slide is probably my first memory.

It's a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.

It is easy to understand why the cat has eclipsed the dog as modern America's favorite pet. People like pets to possess the same qualities they do. Cats are irresponsible and recognize no authority, yet are completely dependent on others for their material needs. Cats cannot be made to do anything useful. Cats are mean for the fun of it. In fact, cats possess so many of the same qualities as people that it is often hard to tell the people and the cats apart.

It's a big mistake when encyclopedias say "loyal" - this dog, this breed has this ability to be loyal, to be a one person dog. I don't agree with that. I think all dogs are honest, all dogs have integrity, all dogs are loyal and they're all capable of loving you. It doesn't come from the breed. It comes from the dog.

We're no longer arguing about riding in the back of the bus, but being the bus driver or the president of the bus company. We're not pushing for the right to buy the hot dog, but selling the hot dog and the right to own the hot dog franchise.

He (Darryl Strawberry) is not a dog; a dog is loyal and runs after balls.

You can't teach an old dog new dog new tricks. Now,you can give an old dog new toys. And we've got one here!

My father said that I was lower than a dog, because even a dog believes in God.

I'm not going to call a dog "Dog." I suppose if she were a baby you'd cal her "Person."

I was raised in the Depression, when there was a great sense of dog-eat-dog and people fighting over scraps.

My femininity is always something I've tried to preserve in this dog-eat-dog world.

It is a much more straightforward thing to be a dog, and a dog's love, once given, is not reconsidered.

I'm challenging the assumption that you need to be a dog-eat-dog person to survive in a corporate environment.

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.

From the dog's point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.

It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking.

Why does watching a dog be a dog fill one with happiness?

A dog came to my door, so I gave him a bone, the dog took the bone into the back yard and buried it. I'm going to go plant a tree there, with bones on it, then the dog will come back and say, "Shoot! It worked! I must distribute these bones equally for I have a green paw!"

The factory of the future will have only two employees, a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog. The dog will be there to keep the man from touching the equipment.

Knowing how to use your voice so it makes sense to your dog, using words in a way your dog can understand, correcting him without creating fear, praising him properly, and doing it all at the proper time are critical skills to develop if your dog is to learn from you.

The strangest thing has happened. I really missed my dog. That's never happened to me before. You know, on a long tour you do hear people saying they miss their pets. I never have. But last night I started really missing my dog. It's very odd, 'cause I don't have a dog.

The dog has made man their God, if the dog was an atheist, it would be perfect.

Politics are not my concern.... They impressed me as a dog's life without a dog's decencies.

On a dog sled team, unless you're the lead dog the view never changes.

The implication of AKC registration is that a dog who has it is better than a dog who hasn't.

A new dog never replaces an old dog, it merely expands the heart.

The only emotional connection of relevance is with my dog. My relationship with my dog, it's ridiculous.

Chihuahua. There's a waste of dog food. Looks like a dog that is still far away.

It's a dog-eat-dog world when it comes to music and how people perceive it.

If I don’t start having service I’m going to swap you all for a dog and shoot the dog.

When women finally get liberated, they'll do the same that men do - dog eat dog - that's what our culture is.

Revenge is often like biting a dog because the dog bit you.

I can't speak American dog very well. There was a lot of improvisation with Uggie - like when I put the dog on the table or sometimes I follow him, sometimes he follows me. I had a lot of treats in my pocket. We worked with Omar Von Muller, the dog trainer. It was very easy because it was a big movie.

It is rewarding beyond words to rescue a dog from the shelter and have that dog become part of your family.

I desperately want a dog, but I've been told I travel too much, and I'm not allowed to have a dog.

Hunger and fear are the only realities in dog life: an empty stomach makes a fierce dog.

If it were a retarded baby and a bright dog, I'd save the dog.

I am his Highness' dog at Kew; Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?

I remember, when I was 7, my dad found a pregnant dog on the railroad track one day and brought her home. So my mom explained about how this dog was married but that her husband had passed away - she didn't want me to even think that a dog could have babies without being married.

I should get a dog. I would get a rescue dog. I like mutts; I don't care. I would probably get a three-legged dog no one else would want.

The unvarnished truth is that a trained dog is a perishable commodity. Few things are so subject to deterioration. It is almost as hard-and it takes almost as good a hunter-to keep a dog good as to make one as good. Eternal vigilance is the price of a good bird dog, regardless of who you are, or where and how virtuously you live.

Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.

It's a good thing for a dog to have fleas; keeps his mind off being a dog.

A dog is the greatest gift a parent can give a child. OK, a good education, then a dog.

I've never been without a dog. I've made trips across the country with a dog.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

I would have to go back to being a dog. I've called myself a dog for many years.

If the horse you're drawing looks more like a dog, make it a dog.

I wish we had a dog in the show so that I could get to be a dog for a day.

You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them.

A lot of passes that I throw, some of them are kind of thread-the-needle type of passes, and I know Year 1 or Year 2 Bam wouldn't have done that. But you've gotta take the leash off the dog. What's scarier, a dog with a leash walking with a person or a dog with nobody around him?

My dog, Puffy. The dog is the perfect portrait subject. He doesn't pose. He isn't aware of the camera.

A dog who thinks he is a man's best friend is a dog who obviously has never met a tax lawyer.

A dog is a vehicle, you know, a dog is a window to Mother Nature and that's the closest species we have.

A reasonable amount of fleas is good for a dog; it keeps him from brooding over being a dog.