Top 612 Pet Peeve Quotes & Sayings - Page 2

If you want to realize yourselves all your pet illusions must be unmasked.

I've never written a 'Revolver' or a 'Pet Sounds.'

A pet can be a girl's best friend.

Where did you get your haircut, the pet shop?

Pet stores just sell their animals.

Cliché openings in fantasy can include an opening scene set in a battle (and my peeve is that I don’t know any of the characters yet so why should I care about this battle) or with a pastoral scene where the protagonist is gathering herbs (I didn’t realize how common this is).

I could never date a guy with a pet snake.

I never met a pet I didn't like.

Everyone's pet is the most outstanding. This begets mutual blindness.

I take my pet lion to church ever Sunday. He has to eat.

My pet hate, with customers, is those that think it's all about wallets.

I love pet animals, but I don't have any.

I was ridiculed in public school for being smart. A teacher's pet.

Owners need to know, you can't play ball in this heat with your pet.

Don't try to skin your rabbit and keep it as a pet too.

A pekingeese is not a pet dog; he is an undersized lion.

The world spends $40 billion a year on pet food.

We need to bring awareness to how great of a pet cats are.

Legislators are interested in their pet projects, getting re-elected, and popularity contests.

Miracle is the pet child of faith.

I got a pet monkey called Charlie Chan.

I like to listen to the Police, Sting, Queen, Pet Shop Boys.

One of my pet peeves, one of my obsessions, is litter.

I'm a dog person, but I don't have a pet.

All writers have their own pet commandments.

Besides my professional goals, I have a couple of private ones, my man. One of those is to pet a kangaroo before I leave Australia. I understand there's lots of Eastern Grays around this area. What do you say? Are you in?' Bergman looked at him like he'd just made the worst financial investment of his life. 'Kangaroos are wild animals. I've heard they claw like girl fighters and kick like jackhammers. You're going to get your skull crushed.' Cole held up a finger. 'Or I'm going to pet a kangaroo. How cool would that be?

Why would you want to do anything else but rescue a pet?

I'm no one's pet, and I intend to be an independent voice in the U.S. Senate.

Taking on a pet is a contract with sorrow.

A pet around a small child teaches them responsibility and passion.

You can pet him, Mr. Arthur. He's asleep.

Truth, not a pet, is man's best friend.

I thought that I was a crazy pet owner, but now I realize I'm not so bad.

Having both a pet and a book...absolute heaven.

Well, this week's peeve might be... when art writers talk about an artist's 'efforts,' meaning their work. It always sounds patronizing to me, like 'I'll give you an E for effort.' How about the artist's 'effortlessnesses' instead? It's certainly something, or at least the appearance of something, that I aspire to myself.

Men are kids at heart. They want to be nourished and pet like a dog.

We all have our pet things that we like to get religious about.

Wow. Who would want a fish for a pet when they could have a turtle?!

Adam's first domestic pet after the expulsion from Paradise was the serpent.

A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.

My pet hate is being beaten by a team who works harder than you do.

One day, we would like an end to pet shops and the breeding of animals.

When it comes to the great either/or of pet ownership, I am definitely a cat person.

I have pet snakes.

I have a pet goat.

Packing is my pet hate.

Speaking of ways, pet, by the way, there is such a thing as a tesseract.

I'm good with machines. I know where to scratch, pet, and tickle them.

I don't have pet peeves like some people. I have whole kennels of irritation.

Pitbulls are like a gun you can pet.

At school where you a dunce or a teacher's pet? All of the above. I was stupid so they thought I was cute.

I don't think I'd want my pet in formaldehyde, but I guess in America they would.

It's always weird to eat something that is a pet elsewhere.

Adopting a pet is like taking the responsibility of a baby.

I was in New York and I walked into this pet store and came out with a dog.

But really, anybody could die any day, whether you were ready or not. It could be your pet fish or your sister or you. Nothing is the same forever. Maybe all the people on Earth are God's little pet fish. God lives such a long time that people's lives probably seem really short to him. He watches them swim for a little while, and then they stop swimming.

Seafood is one of my biggest pet peeves.

Help control the pet population. Have your pets spayed or neutered.

I don't have pet peeves; I have whole kennels of irritation.

Spoiled is when humans put their pet's comfort before their own.