Top 612 Pet Peeve Quotes & Sayings - Page 4

I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy to oblige.

Learning from wolves to interact with pet dogs makes about as much sense as, 'I want to improve my parenting - let's see how the chimps do it!'

Having a pet spayed or neutered actually extends its lifespan by a few years and reduces any aggressive traits or tendencies.

I think of New York City lost in stars forgotten as a blue haired pet of childhood love Tonight the night is full.

I adopted a pet because I have been wanting one for the longest time. In fact, I am really close to Ravi Dubey's dog Moyo.

I could probably give you a list of a dozen pet peeves I have about my own physicality and why I couldn't get a second date.

My best advice for someone considering adopting a pet is to take the time to really consider your lifestyle, home environment and personal preferences.

Every time I decide I want a child I get another pet. I have 3 dogs, 13 birds and 3 horses, what does that tell you?

I've never been in trouble. I've never had detention or anything. I wasn't a teacher's pet though either.

I'm riding you with a slack rein, my pet, but don't forget that I'm riding with curb and spurs just the same.

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.

I do feel like by buying rats from a pet store, you are saving them because if not, they would get fed to a snake or something.

One man's pet-stained carpet is another man's Twister game.

See?” I’d whispered to Bones, nudging him with a grin. “He never argues with her. Isn’t that sweet?” A snort preceded his response. “Keep dreaming, pet.

In summation, like your beloved pet rock, Twitter is useful only in your imagination.

One of my current pet theories is that the winter is a kind of evangelist, more subtle than Billy Graham, of course, but of the same stuff.

My idea of a perfect pet is a really, really big dog! Huge!

I already have a pet project called Project Shakti and it aims on educating women on menstruation cycle.

There is nothing wrong with professional pet owners and private breeders of exotic animals. And I would be the first to fight to take away an animal from an irresponsible owner.

The most important thing in a shelter is that volunteers, especially with dogs, come in everyday, take that pet out for an hour of quality time.

People were a little leery when I was doing the press for my last album 'Rumble Doll,' yes. It's always that thing that this is a dilettante or a pet project.

When a guy tells me I'm cute, it's not something desirable. Cute is more like what you want your pet to be.

One of my pet peeves about biblical epics was that the characters' costumes always looked like they're just out of the dry cleaners.

Can a woman entertain a man and a pet at the same time? I say unto thee, one of the twain shall suffer jealousy.

We are telling veterans they must sacrifice to pay for the pet projects and contracts to campaign donors of powerful members of Congress.

I was very short. Everybody else was two years older in my class, and I had curly hair and was teacher's pet.

Face flushed, I shook my head and stared at my white-knuckled grip on the bed. Of all my pet peeves, condescending adults were probably at the top of the list.

I was so flat I used to put Xs on my chest and write, 'You are here.' I wore angora sweaters just so the guys would have something to pet.

Intimacy with a beloved pet or special animal makes millions of people feel as though they win the lottery every day.

I always pet a dog with my left hand because if he bit me I'd still have my right hand to paint with.

if some folks have buried their racial prejudices, the chances are that they've got the graves marked and will have no trouble disinterring their pet hates.

It doesn't work if the bad guys kill his mother's uncle's friend's neighbor's pet dog. You've got to make the stakes high.

The motto I have penned on my knuckles is that this is the best world we have--because it's the only world we have. It's the simplest math ever. However many terrible, rankling, peeve-inducing things may occur, there are always libraries. And rain-falling-on-sea. And the moon. And love. There is always something to look back on, with satisfaction, or forward to, with joy. There is always a moment where you boggle at the world--at yourself--at the whole, unlikely, precarious business of being alive--and then start laughing

A true fad has little utility beyond its entertainment value. Think of the Mood Ring, the Pet Rock, the Slinky, Silly Putty.

It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young.

As sisters, they probably have closer to 99 percent in common, but they’re not about to recognize that. They’d rather fight over what kind of pet they’re going to get … It’s an argument for its own sake.

I will never eat fish eyeballs, and I do not want to taste anything commonly kept as a house pet, but otherwise I am a cinch to feed.

My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.

When I was a little kid, I was the first kid in my neighborhood to have a pet alligator.

A Polish man bought a zebra for a pet. What does he call the zebra? Spot!

I had a brief stint as 'People's Journalist' for the West Sussex Gazette; I'd do golden-wedding anniversaries and pet deaths. I was always looking for an angle; it wasn't great.

On 'Death In Paradise,' I had a CGI pet lizard and had to react to nothing, which was hideously embarrassing.

Our cat is kind dove shellfish, and thinks the world is hers, She finds a comfy spot and then we pet turtle sheep purrs.

If you have a deep-seated need to be loved and admired every day, you shouldn't be in politics. You should go work at a pet store.

I love animals and feel very strongly that people should not be allowed to buy a pet if they are not able to look after it.

When I was 16... I worked in a pet store. And they fired me because... they had three snakes in there, and one day I braided them.

And I strongly believe people should rescue dogs, or, at the very least, listen to Bob Barker and have your pet spayed or neutered.

I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.

Be it human or animal, touch is a life-giving thing. Has anyone ever had a stroke or a heart attack while cozied up with a pet? I doubt it.

Now don't get me wrong, I love animals, but I like eatin' 'em more... fun to pet, better to chew.

I grew up with a pet iguana named Willy. We had a very contentious relationship. It turns out that iguanas are not meant to live in suburban homes.

Never get your girlfriend a pet that she didn't know she was getting.

One of my biggest pet peeves is that I just don't like it when characters do things that are funny to the writer, but you don't know why they're doing it and it doesn't make any sense.

Like a pet fish unaware of the fishbowl it lives in, each of us inherently discriminates against young people without knowing it.

I liked animals better than people. That's one of the reasons I wanted to be a vet - then I found out that every pet had a person that owned 'em.

America will tolerate the taking of a human life without giving it a second thought. But don't misuse a household pet.

For many people who are so lost in their minds, so much involved in their thought processes, the only moments they have when they are not trapped in that is when they are relating to their animal, their pet.

Teach your children how to behave with animals. Adopt a pet. Don't go buy one. Please. That's a sin. Let's get these puppy mills out of business.

Definitely, when I have a place and I'm going to be there for any significant amount of time, I want to have dogs. I like a pet you can have some fun with and who does everything you do.

One of my pet peeves is when people think that pop guys go country when they can't make it in pop anymore.