Top 663 Pie Quotes & Sayings - Page 3

I would give you my soul in a blackberry pie; and a knife to cut it with.

Pie...it fills the cracks of the heart. Go away, pain.

It’s okay, Kriss. Have some pie,” Natalie offered.

I'm so vain, all I could think was I should have stopped at 'American Pie.'

PIE, n. An advance agent of the reaper whose name is Indigestion.

I am an indifferent cook, but I can make pie.

The most beautiful thing in the world is my grandmother's apple pie.

Violence against women is as American as apple pie.

Humility means you're willing to give someone a bigger slice of the pie.

Workers are baking the pie of prosperity, but they're not sharing in those dividends. That's unfair.

Everyone has a favourite cake, pastry, pudding or pie from when they were kids.

The differences between a tart, a pie and a quiche are a blur.

So the pie isn't perfect? Cut it into wedges. Stay in control, and never panic.

In the pie chart of my brain growing up, there's a huge slice for 'Ghostbusters.'

There's no diet list I'll follow that would rule out cherry pie.

Chicken pot pie--those are my three favorite things.

If you want to make a [rhubarb] pie from scratch, first you have to create the universe.

You know what they say: 'Why sit at a table that doesn't have key lime pie on it if you don't have to?'

If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough.

I'm a good cook; one of my specialities is reindeer and potato pie.

There's certain cakes you've got to have, maybe a pie here and there. But I know to not do it as much.

There's this idea that motherhood is as American as apple pie, but yet we don't support it with any government assistance.

Whatever happened to a good pie-in-the-face joke?

No man's pie is freed From his ambitious finger.

I'm just a piece of the pie, a slice of the pound cake.

Life isn't all fricasseed frogs and eel pie.

I've actually eaten in The Ivy in London. I love their shepherd's pie.

One of the things that made American Pie great was also the sexiness of it.

Then I'm sorry to say, I've eat your pie.

Work and pray, live on hay, youll get pie in the sky when you die.

We don't want other people poking into our artistic pie.

One piece of pie is delicious. Fourteen pieces are obviously nauseating.

Men who leave their money to be distributed by others are pie-faced mutts.

The sex with Mandy was good, but it wasn't like warm apple pie.

The thing I can't resist is a pork pie. That's my idea of a lovely treat.

What we Republicans should stand for is growth in the economy. We ought to make the pie higher.

Cut the pie any way you like, "meanings" just ain't in the head!

God's always got a custard pie up his sleeve.

Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.

I love apple pie. If I see one, I'm going to eat the whole thing.

I love seeing somebody act real earnest and serious, like Jackie Gleason. He makes me laugh because he reflects back to me my own serious-mindedness and how ridiculous it all is. It's always easier to see somebody else in that position than yourself, and you laugh. It's like the classic slipping on the banana peel, or someone getting hit by a pie in the face. Why do those things make us laugh? Is it from relief, like: Thank God it wasn't me? Or is it something else: I'm being very serious now. I'm pontificating earnestly and solemnly about-POW! PIE IN THE FACE! The bust-up of certainty.

I believe in things I can count on, like beer and ESPN and my grandmother's pecan pie.

American Pie speaks to the loss that we feel. That's why that song has found the niche that it has.

If we win, everybody gets a piece of the pie.

This country is a nation of thieves. It stole everything it has, beginning with black people. The U.S. cannot justify its existence as the policeman of the world any longer. I do not want to be a part of the American pie. The American pie means raping South Africa, beating Vietnam, beating South America, raping the Philippines, raping every country you’ve been in. I don’t want any of your blood money. I don’t want to be part of that system. We must question whether or not we want this country to continue being the wealthiest country in the world at the price of raping everybody else.

When I look at a pie chart, I just go numb.

Everyone in my life who is important, they feed me humble pie.

My mother's blueberry pie from scratch was amazing. I still make it today.

God always has another custard pie up his sleeve.

Sermons are like pie-crust, the shorter the better.

I've heard every pie joke in the book. I'm still waiting for an original one.

I will take a pie in the face any time for a worthy cause.

Statistics are to baseball what a flaky crust is to Mom's apple pie.

My favorite pudding is good old English apple pie.

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die.

I am an indifferent cook but I can make pie.

I say violence is necessary. It is as American as cherry pie.

Labor is getting a shrinking slice of a pie that's not growing very much.

You can't imagine what satisfaction can be gotten from throwing a pie into someone's face.

Souness critics must eat humble pie as he transforms Newcastle.