Top 538 Pig Quotes & Sayings - Page 2

You can put wings on a pig, but you don't make it an eagle.

Today's pig is tomorrows bacon!

An ass is beautiful to an ass, and a pig is beautiful to a pig.

I am like a blind pig when I work.

You can't fatten the pig on market day.

If anyone have intercourse with a pig or a dog, he shall die. If a man have intercourse with a horse or a mule, there is no punishment. But he shall not approach the king, and shall not become a priest... If a pig spring upon a man for intercourse, there is no punishment.

TRICHINOSIS, n. The pig's reply to proponents of porcophagy.

I have a pig valve.

For Muslims, as a homosexual, I am less than a pig.

Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?

To be accused of ignoring my roots is pig ignorant.

I fooled you. I fooled you. I got pig iron. I got pig iron. I got all pig iron.

I may be a chauvinist pig of some sort, but I'm no rapist.

Respecting and honoring the pigness of the pig is a foundation for societal health.

You can't weigh the soul of a man with a bar of pig-iron.

Paint like a pig eats.

I miss being able to pig out sometimes.

It couldn't pull a greased stick out of a pig's bottom

PRESIDENCY, n. The greased pig in the field game of American politics.

When in doubt, pig out!

I’m happier than a pig eating bacon!

It almost made me long for the flying pig. --Percy

Once I was in Texas, where they had this thing called Ralph the Swimming Pig. You went into a theater and you were looking through a great big window at people dressed as mermaids swimming around with oxygen tanks. One of the mermaids had a bottle of milk, and a small Ralph the Swimming Pig dove in and swam over. Naturally, afterward, I said in the cafeteria, "What happens to the Ralphs when they get bigger? Would you serve Ralphs who have retired?" "Oh no! We would never do such a thing."

Yes, you will. And I will warn you now that not their blood but your suspicion might build evil in them. They will be what you expect of them…I think when a man finds good or bad in his children he is seeing only what he planted in them after they cleared the womb." "You can’t make a race horse of a pig." "No," said Samuel, "but you can make a very fast pig.

It has become accepted doctrine that we must attempt to study the whole man. Actually we cannot study even a whole tree or a whole guinea pig. But it is a whole tree and a whole guinea pig that have survived and evolved, and we must make the attempt.

Edible - good to eat and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.

Though he love not to buy the pig in the poke.

I'm a selfish, little pig of a man.

Anything that got to do with a pig, I ain't eatin'.

When you wrestle with a pig, he has fun, and you just end up dirty.

In The Land of the Pig, The Butcher Is King

We're kind of a guinea pig generation.

On Sundays, that's my pig out day and I do the pizza and the beer.

Dad's going steady with a pig in the barn.

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

Pride grows in the human heart like lard on a pig.

I have a cat. When I was younger, I had a guinea pig.

An artist is like a pig snouting truffles.

My father used to brag that I wasn't a ham, I was the whole pig.

I am firm. You are obstinate. He is a pig-headed fool.

If I was a pig to work with I would never get asked back.

The rich fool is like a pig that is choked by its own fat.

Strangely, it is the pig himself becomes The god inside the car

Oh, you're one of the sodomites. You should only get AIDS and die, you pig. How's that? Why don't you see if you can sue me, you pig. You got nothing better than to put me down, you piece of garbage. You have got nothing to do today, You have got nothing to do today, go eat a sausage and choke on it.

Gluttony? I could eat and eat and eat and eat and eat. I'd love to pig out on gluten. I mean, I'm allergic to gluten, but I really want to do that. I want to sit in bed one day and just pig out.

The Watsons have lost sight of the fact that Mercy Watson is a pig, and they love her truly, madly, deeply. They live next door to two elderly sisters, Eugenia Lincoln and Baby Lincoln. Eugenia Lincoln is horrified that a pig is living in the house next door. Baby Lincoln secretly likes Mercy a great deal.

After all, what could you expect from a pig but a grunt?

Thou frothy tickle-brained hedge-pig!

I was and still am happier than a pig in slop.

Irish as a Paddy's pig.

I am a human guinea pig and a professional dilettante.

It is better to be Socrates dissatisfied than a pig satisfied.

A rat is a pig is a dog is a boy. They're all animals.

I have eyes like those of a dead pig.

On game day, I'm as nervous as a pig in a packing plant.

It might seem strange to feast on Guinea pig, but Ecuadorians love to eat cuy. Personally, I think it's a phenomenal alternative to pork or chicken. High in protein, low in fat, cheap and easy to raise. Oh, and cuy tastes great, much like roast pig. You might call it a pet, but I prefer to call it dinner.

To the heavens on the wings of a pig.

I am firm; YOU are obstinate; HE is a pig-headed fool.

Any Christian who is not a hero is a pig.

I seen a pig so big it’d block out the sun.