Top 355 Pigs Quotes & Sayings - Page 2

If you're heading downtown from Centeral Park, my advice is to take the subway. Flying pigs are faster but way more dangerous

I am not a pig farmer. The pigs had a great time, but I didn't make any money.

When I was a kid, my favorite after-school snack was hominy and pickled pigs feet.

It's very expensive to maintain pure breed pigs. But I am an animal lover, so it wasn't a problem for me.

All chefs have pictures of food in their phones, stuffed pig's ears and pigs' heads and the like.

Guinea pigs are quite difficult to draw, I think, because they're so furry.

I looked at [Goering eating sausage] and I knew that what they say was true: that pigs eat the flesh of their own.

It's true that all men are pigs. The trick is to tame one who knows how to find truffles.

That time, making 'Disco Pigs,' was kind of the most important period of my life. The people I met there remain my closest friends.

I had an amazing experience in Cuba. People there are fantastic. But I do have to say it's very nice to be back home in front of all of you capitalist pigs.

Pigs are dirty, but I will tell you something dirtier: Liars! Untruth always smells like rotten garbage!

When you come to the set, and are aware of the limitations of the script or the director, don't expect the pigs to fly.

Men are pigs. I really have every sympathy for women that they actually have to choose one of these arrogant, stupid morons to settle down with and marry.

How many people want to read about three disreputable pigs and a dopey wolf with a disposition towards house demolition?

I actually have a pig collection in my cabin: all types of old wood hand-carved pigs that my mom started for me as a housewarming gift.

My first banjo? My mother's sister, my aunt, lived about a mile from where we did, and she raised some hogs. And she had - her - the hog - the mother - they called the mother a sow - of a hog. And she had some pigs. Well, the pigs were real pretty, and I was going to high school and I was taking agriculture in school. And I sort of got a notion that I'd like to do that, raise some hogs. And so my aunt had this old banjo, and my mother told me, said, which do you want, the pig or a banjo? And each one of them's $5 each. I said, I'll just take the banjo.

All writing is garbage. People who come out of nowhere to try and put into words any part of what goes on in their minds are pigs.

More people are killed every year by pigs than by sharks, which shows you how good we are at evaluating risk.

ANOINT, v.t.: To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently slippery. As sovereigns are anointed by the priesthood, So pigs to lead the populace are greased good.

Now listen little pigs, I'm gonna let you off the hook if you open the door.

I've got two pigs, which doesn't constitute a farm. I just keep them in a field. They are very pleasant.

Studying cows, pigs and chickens can help an actor develop his character. There are a lot of things I learned from animals. One was that they couldn't hiss or boo me.

We're all of us guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress.

Pigs eat grass if they are very hungry, but they can't use it as a regular source of food.

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress.

I've had pets my whole life, and I grew up with pigs and cows.

When I was growing up, we had cats, dogs, guinea pigs, rabbits, goats, chickens - a whole menagerie.

My two sons are the biggest pigs - always dirty, sweaty, burping and farting.

I'm very confident that if I get close to one of these pigs, i could put the smack down on it.

Every unwanted animal ends up on my farm: alpacas and horses and dogs and cats and chickens and ducks and parrots and fish and guinea pigs.

I didn't want to be greedy. It's a mark of bad character and I always believed that pigs go the slaughterhouse.

The people of Halifax also invented the harmonium, a device for castrating pigs during Sunday service.

Teenagers these days are out of control. They eat like pigs, they are disrespectful of adults, they interrupt and contradict their parents, and they terrorize their teachers.

But I think the majority of cows, and even more so chickens and pigs, are leading pretty miserable lives.

That's the joke about confinement pigs: they taste like whatever sauce you cook them with.

Democrats can't survive in any kind of adversity. Look at how they're crying and whining like a bunch of stuck pigs over the mean Russians.

An imam should be able to say that homosexuals are worse than pigs. My only demand is that you mustn't incite violence.

Sometimes love doesn't come to us. We have to go out hunting. It's like pigs looking for truffles. It's called dating.

Yeah, the cut throats and the pigs. But who wants all that blood spilled, judge, huh? Isn't there a simpler way of not pissing off the big vipers?

All those little congruences and arabesques you prepared with such delicate anticipatory pleasure are gobbled up as if by pigs at a pastry cart.

We say that we are the guinea pigs of our experiment, we are doing things on ourselves, and if the audience can enjoy it as much as we do then that's great. If they don't, that's not a big deal.

Peaches grow wild, and pigs can live in clover; A barrel of salted herrings lasts a year; The spring begins before the winter's over.

Chickens, cows, and pigs in factory farms spend their whole lives in filthy, cramped conditions, only to die a prolonged and painful death.

The Congressman ascertained that the consulate in Havana had numbers to feed the pigs.

I've got four dogs, eight chickens, 10 sheep and six pigs.

Between pigs and human beings there was not and there need not be any clash of interest whatsoever.

I grew up taking care of the pigs. I love this country that, you know, somebody can do something like that.

All the inane, meaningless noises people make that pass for intelligent conversation. They might as well be pigs grunting in the pen. (92)

The Germans sell chemical weapons to Iran and Iraq. The wounded are then sent to Germany to be treated. Veritable human guinea pigs.

The user's going to pick dancing pigs over security every time.

Yes, men are pigs. Except your brother, of course. He's actually a decent human being. Almost a woman. -Jillian's mother

My coolest job was when I was 12 and I was a dishwasher at the Three Pigs Bar-B-Que for $2.50 an hour. All the fleabags and stoners worked there, so that’s where I wanted to be.

Look, if you're playing Romeo and your Juliet is a pig, you find something you can love about pigs!

If I do marry, I'll expect a pretty serious dowry. I'm talking goats, pigs, chickens, the works.

The Bay of Pigs is one of America's most infamous Cold War blunders, and it has been studied, debated, and dramatized endlessly ever since.

My family is usually the first guinea pigs to try out my new recipes.

Pigs are not that dirty. And they're smart, strange little creatures. They just need love.

I've picked butter beans, okra, watermelon, cantaloupe, honeydew. I've butchered pigs, chickens. We made our own sausage and pudding.

Besides the physical strains I realized men can be pigs to women even when it's a man dressed as one.

You can make pigs that are essentially much closer to being universal donors. If it works, their organs will be going into people like you and me.