Top 138 Pint Quotes & Sayings

The biggest waste of water in the country by far. You spend half a pint and flush two gallons.

I'm having a nice cold pint and waiting for this to blow over.

I'm celebrating my love for you with a pint of beer and a new tattoo

He stomped away like a pint-sized Godzilla looking for Tokyo.

I sold a quart of blood and bought a half a pint of scotch

Scientifically, it has been proven that after three bites, your palate has been satisfied. It doesn't matter what you eat. So if you eat one boule of ice cream, that's all you need. You don't have to eat pint after pint after pint.

Of all the life skills I could have learned - First aid? Nah. But I can pour a pint.

Getting to the pint where the other is not the enemy is a big leap.

Mini-Me was the pint sized clone that was the perpetuation of Dr. Evil's own legacy [in Austin Powers]. That concept earned the sequel.

I can say with unwavering certitude that I have never started a pint of Ben 'n Jerry's ice cream that I didn't finish in its entirety within 6 minutes.

If my cup won't hold but a pint and yourn holds a quart, wouldn't ye be mean not to let me have my little half-measure full?

A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.

A minute to smile and an hour to weep in, A pint of joy to a peck of trouble, And never a laugh but the moans come double; And that is life!

No, I never drink beer. I've never had a pint of lager in my life.

Obviously it's fun to let yourself go and eat a pint of Haagen Dazs, but being healthy feels the best. Sobriety and health is the greatest thing.

There's always time for one more pint. - Chief Inspector Morse

I am much more happy in a country pub with 10 blokes having a pint than going to a night club.

The instruments of war can be manufactured ... human blood cannot be; and the lack of just one pint could mean the life of an American serviceman.

I'm not saying having one pint will stop you from winning but you don't want to finish a race disappointed with your performance and then remember that beer you had one day.

I'm off for a quiet pint - followed by fifteen noisy ones.

Do not crowd the understanding; it can comprehend so much and no more. A pint pot will not contain the measure of a quart.

Over a pint in the pub, you have a good moan That's the fate of every Magpie While Mam perfects her game show skills Giving talks at the WI

The sacred pint alone can unbind the tongue.

There is nothing so perfect as pinball and a pint at 11 a.m.

You're ten pints of crazy in a one-pint glass.

A pint can't hold a quart - if it holds a pint it is doing all that can be expected of it.

I miss that London thing of walking outside and bumping into mates and going, 'Do you want to get a pint?'

Every pint bottle should contain a quart.

A pint of sweat will save a gallon of blood.

Saint George he was for England, And before he killed the dragon he drank a pint of English ale out of an English flagon.

I'm more of a Smithwick's or Bulmer's girl than a pint of Guinness.

I thought I would have a quiet pint ... and about 17 noisy ones.

A guy walks into a pub with a lump of asphalt on His shoulder, He says to the bar man give us a pint and one for the road.

Go fetch to me a pint o' wine, An' fill it in a silver tassie.

I used to look at a pint of Haagen-Dazs and call it a serving size.

I was going home two hours ago, but was met by Mr. Griffith, who has kept me ever since. . . . I will come within a pint of wine.

I'm a professional with very little time on my hands. I've got better things to be doing than buying a pint of milk.

I like to be able to get up and go and buy a pint of milk without bumping into 20 people I know.

Maybe it's a little ambitious of me to presume that no matter how big the film is, that I can always go down to the shop to buy a pint of milk.

Alas! in nature, as in art, we gain only according to our capacity. You cannot put an ocean in a pint pot.

It would be a very short pint. It would be gummy bears and matzah, and be called Chewy Jewy.

Of my merit On that pint you yourself may jedge: All is, I never drink no sperit, Nor I haint never signed no pledge.

Like most of the world's population I'm into coffee, my perfect weekend would start with a pint of coffee.

Only a pint at breakfast-time, and a pint and a half at eleven o'clock, and a quart or so at dinner. And then no more till the afternoon; and half a gallon at supper-time. No one can object to that.

In your letter you apply the word imponderable to a molecule. Don't do that again. It may also be worth knowing that the aether cannot be molecular. If it were, it would be a gas, and a pint of it would have the same properties as regards heat, etc., as a pint of air, except that it would not be so heavy.

I've never bought a pint of milk in my life.

Take a quart of nature, boil it down to a pint, and the residue is art.

Some seek the comfort of their therapist's office, other head to the corner pub and dive into a pint, but I chose running as my therapy.

The child who has been taught to make an accurate elevation, plan, and section of a pint pot has had an admirable training in accuracy of eye and hand.

In Catholicism, the pint, the pipe and the Cross can all fit together.

I drink tea pretty much continuously at a rate of around 1 imperial pint/hour, which sort of enforces screen/keyboard breaks.

One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.

This is the best thing that happens to me all night - a pint of cold Guinness.

I sure do enjoy my ice cream. And I consider a pint a good start.

I was living in my lovely little two-bedroom flat in north London... and suddenly, I couldn't just walk down the street and buy a pint of milk.

I do miss the social aspect of sitting in a pub with a pint but you know what when I get down to it I never went for a pint. I went to a pub to get f**ked up. If it was just going for a pint that would be ok but once I start I just can't stop.

However, one cannot put a quart in a pint cup.

The pint would call the quart a dualist, if you tried to pour the quart into him.

I drink a pint of water every morning when I wake up.

There's something wonderful about drinking in the afternoon. A not-too-cold pint, absolutely alone at the bar - even in this fake-ass Irish pub.