Top 351 Pipe Quotes & Sayings - Page 2
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Last updated on April 15, 2025.
If you put somebody on a crack pipe and give them a 9 mm Baretta, you don't have to be a rocket scientist to figure out what's going to happen next.
I'd better be on the road, or I'll be going nuts. I'm not the kind of guy who sits around with a pipe and slippers watching soap operas.
It's a pipe dream, but for me, I've always wanted a Tesla. I would never have to go to a gas station.
Professional accountability is a good thing. Without it, excellence is merely a pipe dream and even average performance isn't a realistic expectation.
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Two of my favorite things are sitting on my front porch smoking a pipe of sweet hemp, and playing my Hohner harmonica.
My pipe business I created from scratch; my media assets and bank I bought from the secondary market.
Blest are those Whose blood and judgment are so well commingled, That they are not a pipe for fortune's finger To sound what stop she please.
Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you've got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
I had a job when I was 16 at a gas fitter, which was a bit like a pipe fitter.
I care more about my pipe than about fame and honors.
I'll tell you what 20 years teaches you - is that if one thing doesn't last something else will come down the pipe and to go from that and to do these films now.
A Polish terrorist was sent to blow up a car. He burned his mouth on the exhaust pipe!
No matter how carefully you plan your goals they will never be more than pipe dreams unless you pursue them with gusto.
Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they don't have time to get into mischief.
Melodies die out, like the pipe of Pan, with the ears that love them and listen for them.
There are so many amazing directors I would love to work with, like Christopher Nolan, who is a total pipe dream.
Dragons are basically our pipe-dreams of what birds would be if they still looked liked ancient dinosaurs but followed evolution's flight plan.
I've played in pipe bands in Scotland, and I've always played guitars and drums and stuff.
Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger.
I don't know how it started but someone must have noticed I was always chewing tobacco or smoking a pipe.
The man of impure speech is a person whose lips are but an opening and a supply pipe which hell uses to vomit its impurities upon the earth.
Away with funeral music-set
The pipe to powerful lips-
The cup of life's for him that drinks
And not for him that sips.
The punt returner got smacked like Nancy Kerrigan's knee on souvenir pipe night.
Wishing, hoping, and dreaming without an action plan - is nothing more than a pipe dream!
The best friend a man can have is reading and writing, and the bad ones to avoid are Go and chess and flute and pipe.
You know what really shuts up a bully? Learning how to build a pipe-bomb!
Writing is the easiest thing in the world.... Just try it sometime. I sit up with a pipe in my mouth and a board on my knees and I scribble away.
A melancholy-looking man, he had the appearance of one who has searched for the leak in life's gas-pipe with a lighted candle.
The lie of a pipe dream is what gives life to the whole misbegotten mad lot of us, drunk or sober.
We are not a trading company. We are a midstream asset company: pipe, storage and terminals. It's an unsexy, dirty business. It's not rocket science.
I don't reckon there are many writers who start out really expecting writing to be an attainable occupation. Well, I didn't. It was a pipe dream.
If men can quilt and take over the kitchen, then women can pick up a wrench and fix a leaky pipe.
The pipe draws wisdom from the lips of the philosopher, and shuts up the mouth of the foolish; it generates a style of conversation, contemplative, thoughtful, benevolent, and unaffected.
All the support and opportunity started and then Le Mans became the pipe dream, the thing to aim for, the end of the rainbow.
The greatest thing has been that projects that were pipe dreams before 'Whiplash' are now feeling more realistic.
If you've got a plan, it's not just like a pipe dream. You have a step-by-step list of things to do to get to your goal.
For the world was built in order around the atoms march in tune; Rhyme the pipe, and Time the warder, The sun obeys them, and the moon.
Mainly I was able to perform with music - I played the French horn, I would sing, and I was a drummer in the pipe band. So I think it was a way to show off.
There is no composing draught like the draught through the tube of a pipe.
I surfed Dana Point, San Clemente, and of course Huntington Beach. Every morning, you could find me at the hot water pipe.
He (David Beckham) does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!
Shall we go dance the hay, the hay?
Never pipe could ever play
Better shepherd's roundelay.
It's hard to smoke a pipe, and it's actually kind of brutal. It burns your mouth and your throat, and to keep it lit.
I believe that pipe smoking contributes to a somewhat calm and objective judgement in all human affairs.
Wal-Mart is the sewer pipe through which good jobs are being flushed.
A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to stick in his mouth.
... giving up alcohol or cigarettes is a lead-pipe cinch compared to the renunciation of complacence by a former (self-appointed) elite.
Maybe a nation that consumes as much booze and dope as we do and has our kind of divorce statistics should pipe down about "character issues."
Fairies, arouse! Mix with your song Harplet and pipe, Thrilling and clear, Swarm on the boughs! Chant in a throng! Morning is ripe, Waiting to hear.
The last thing we want is for radio to say that they can't afford to play our artists and turn off the pipe.
The moving accident is not my trade; To freeze the blood I have no ready arts: 'Tis my delight, alone in summer shade, To pipe a simple song for thinking hearts.
I have an airplane hangar with 17 cars in it. That's no joke. I have a 'half pipe' in there, too - you know, like a big ramp, where I skateboard. It's awesome. It's the ultimate fantasy.
The great end of being is to harmonize man with the order of things, and the church has been a good pitch-pipe, and may be so still.
I smoke a pipe abroad, because
To all cigars I much prefer it,
And as I scorn you social laws,
My choice has nothing to deter it.
It was hypnotic, and then it was unsettling, and finally I became aware of another entity in my universe, sitting on the shore two hundred yards away, smoking a pipe.
He [Barak Obama]'s a guy from Chicago. He doesn't know what the hell to do. He's got a big pipe with a hole in it.
Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you've got to help pay for piping. And the Piper!
When you can't rely on sticking a pipe in the ground, what you have to rely on is unlocking the energy and talent of all your people - men and women.
My real name's McGill. The Jew thing I just do for the homeboys. They all want a pipe-hitting member of the tribe, so to speak.
My family was always really encouraging, but acting was always something I thought was a bit of a pipe dream.
