Top 133 Plumber Quotes & Sayings
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Last updated on November 8, 2024.
If I waited for inspiration every time I sat down to write a song I probably would be a plumber today.
I don't believe in God. Just try getting a plumber on the weekend.
I never planned on being a plumber.
Let's say I was a plumber, or I worked at a factory, I would download music, you feel what I'm saying?
Remember that 'plumber in space' is not such a bad setup for a story.
I was from a poor Jewish family in the South Bronx. My father was a plumber, but when I was 16, he got sick and I had to take over. Being a plumber in the South Bronx wasn't fun.
Anybody who has doubts about the ingenuity or the resourcefulness of a plumber never got a bill from one.
If you're a plumber, you plumb. I'm an actor. I act.
If you're just going to meet consumer or clients' demands, you might as well be a plumber - the work will be more frequently available.
If your work is deathwork, one weapon is not enough, just as a plumber would not answer an urgent service call with a single wrench.
I used to tell people my father was a plumber, because that would mean we had a normal life.
My mother hoped I'd be a plumber.
My mom was a waitress, and my dad was a plumber who worked for the City of San Clemente fixing mains breaks, so not too glamorous.
One thing my fans might not know about me is that when I graduated from college I went to work for a plumbing company, and so I was pretty much a full time plumber.
If you are a plumber, there is an objective way to establish whether you put together a great piping system or not. Art is a bit more slippery than that.
If I had it [life] to do all over again, I'd have been a plumber.
There's no greater bliss in life than when the plumber eventually comes to unblock your drains. No writer can give that sort of pleasure.
You don't need a college degree to be a good carpenter, welder, plumber, auto mechanic, member of the armed forces, or firefighter.
If you are a plumber, you can work on a shed, or you can work on a mansion. It's just scale.
I grew up a plumber's son in Philadelphia.
There's lots of different feminist groups. It's not as straightforward as just looking like a plumber.
Prince or commoner, tenor or bass, Painter or plumber or never-do-well, Do me a favor and shut your face - Poets alone should kiss and tell.
If I could do it all again, I'd be a plumber.
Playing music has always felt very natural. You know, you do try to do other things, and you do learn lessons that way, but, eventually - well... if your dad is a plumber, you become a plumber. It's the family business, and I felt like I was taking over the family business.
If you're a Christian, and you're a plumber, are you a Christian plumber?
Writer's block? I've never heard of a plumber complain about plumber's block.
There are far too many people in university in Britain. If you want to make money, be a plumber.
I'm not nearly as significant as Ralph Nader or the local plumber.
A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.
As such, anything is always possible, even if your protagonist is a plumber. But it's the possibility, the limitless possibilities, of any fake life, that make writing about it so challenging.
One of the best sleight-of-hand guys I know is a plumber.
Every actor is somewhat mad, or else he'd be a plumber or a bookkeeper or a salesman.
If Michael Jordan was a damn plumber, he couldn't get a date. Any guy got $500 million looks good.
An excellent plumber is infinitely more admirable than an incompetent philosopher.
What did my parents say when I told them I wanted to be an actor? 'Be a plumber.'
The practice of medicine is a thinker's art the practice of surgery a plumber's.
Dad, who worked as a plumber, was a quiet and undemanding man who liked to laugh - and he was a very good dancer.
It's still about the women. It's not called Desperate Plumber. People are more interested in cat fights.
My mother loves to remind me that about the age of four, I made a somewhat formal announcement that I was going to be a plumber when I grew up.
Oh sure, its fine when a monkey does it. But when I throw barrels at an Italian plumber, they call it a hate crime!
In Cleveland there is legislation moving forward to ban people from wearing pants that fit too low. However, there is lots of opposition from the plumber' union.
Confused, I asked, "The coven's what?" "Plumber," Ivy said, looking pale as she leaned on Glenn. "You know. Stops leaks?" Oh goodie. I'm a leak.
[To her frequently needed plumber:] How would you like to be adopted? I'm sure it would be cheaper.
One of my aims was to be paid as well as a plumber. Plumber was better-paid than any performance artist who was always doing this for free. It is so important to make a good living from art. You know, John Cage, until he was 60, he couldn't pay electricity.
I was glad that I could be used as a focal point to possibly bandy around some ideas, and maybe people would open their eyes to Obama's socialist ideology. However, there were so many important issues to be discussed other than the 'Joe the Plumber, Joe the Plumber.'
I wanted to be a plumber.
A plumber doesn't change the way he plumbs when he has a kid. You're a comedian. This is your style.
Sculptors, poets, painters, musicians-they're the traditional purveyors of Beauty. But it can as easily be created by a gardener, a farmer, a plumber, a careworker.
For me, the sexiest men don't know they're drop-dead gorgeous. Not that I'd ever rule out a pot-bellied plumber in the right circumstances.
Would people applaud me if I was a good plumber?
Side Effects Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on the weekend. Woody Allen Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
The plumber he says, never flush a tampon. This is great information, cost me half a weeks pay.
I'm technically the utility guy on the field. Whether you need a plumber or an electrician, man, I'm here for you.
I would have rather been beat by a plumber than Kathy Griffin.
I'm a professional actor. If I was a plumber, I wouldn't just do my plumbing in Beverly Hills bathrooms; I'd like to install air conditioning units and a few other things.
I am a plumber. Just a plumber.
I am instinctively a network infrastructure plumber.
I recommend my students not to be professional unless they really have to be. I tell them, 'If you love music, sell Hoovers or be a plumber. Do something useful with your life.'
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
People want to imagine that I have this amazing life. That I never change nappies, unload the dishwasher or have to wait in for the plumber, and that's OK, but the reality is I do do all these things!
