Top 114 Plumbing Quotes & Sayings

One thing my fans might not know about me is that when I graduated from college I went to work for a plumbing company, and so I was pretty much a full time plumber.

Sex is a pleasurable exercise in plumbing, but be careful or you'll get yeast in your drain tap.

I wish I had gone into industrial plumbing. That's a joke.

It's really important in any historical fiction, I think, to anchor the story in its time. And you do that by weaving in those details, by, believe it or not, by the plumbing.

Basically, I'm a musical vocalist, but I do voiceover stuff as a sideline, like plumbing or something.

An excellent plumber is infinitely more admirable than an incompetent philosopher. The society which scorns excellence in plumbing because plumbing is a humble activity and tolerates shoddiness in philosophy because it is an exalted activity will have neither good plumbing nor good philosophy. Neither its pipes nor its theories will hold water.

Editing is really like plumbing a good deal of the time. You put two things together, and a current runs through it.

Acting is not an important job in the scheme of things. Plumbing is.

I don't like the expression "writer's block" because I think it presupposes that you have a problem with your plumbing. I really think it's the other way around.

Everybody likes to win. I don't care if you work for a small plumbing company or the most successful company in the world. There's a special flavor to winning.

I'm a professional actor. If I was a plumber, I wouldn't just do my plumbing in Beverly Hills bathrooms; I'd like to install air conditioning units and a few other things.

I didn't have indoor plumbing. I'd go to school dirty. I didn't have lunches.

Had I been more responsible I might have made something of myself as a junk bond trader, long-haul trucker or perhaps a plumbing contractor.

When we attempt to find meaning in the pursuit of pleasure, the commitment to a job, or through plumbing intellectual depths, we all eventually find in each of these pursuits a dead end.

I suppose now I'm obliged to wish you happiness in your new life. Although happiness in the absence of indoor plumbing is a debatable concept.

Basically, I’m a musical vocalist, but I do voiceover stuff as a sideline, like plumbing or something.

Blockchain technology has such a wide range of transformational use cases, from recreating the plumbing of Wall Street to creating financial sovereignty in the farthest regions of the world.

[Television executives] are afraid to advertise condoms that could save lives, but do not blush about telecasting a National Geographic special on President Reagan's pelvic plumbing.

Art is one of the dirtiest words in our language; it's mucked up with all kinds of meanings. There's the art of plumbing; there's the art of almost anything that you can say.

The more they overthink the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain.

I can fix dishwashers. I was brought up in a castle with no money and lots of imagination. I learnt a lot about plumbing at an early age.

There is something patently insane about all the typewriters sleeping with all the beautiful plumbing in the beautiful office buildings -and all the people sleeping in the slums.

Man, an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

My plumbing is no one's business but my own.

What I found was that I thoroughly enjoyed the plumbing of experiment.

Knowing the plumbing of the universe, intricate and awe-inspiring though that plumbing might be, is a far cry from discovering its purpose.

You know what I hate? The outdoors. I mean, generally. I don't like outside. I'm an inside person. I'm all about refrigeration and indoor plumbing and Judge Judy.

My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.

Galvanized plumbing was used years ago. Now we use copper.

I don't tackle a whole lot of electrical, but I could build you an entire house. I worked as a professional framer, as a tile-setter, did a lot of my own plumbing; I taught myself.

If you consider the contribution of plumbing to human life, the other sciences fade into insignificance.

I have a girlfriend who talks like that all the time. Who constantly complain about their periods and plumbing and stuff.

Wifi was never supposed to be a big thing and certainly not a thing that would become as vital to a home as indoor plumbing.

I supported myself by delivering the 'Wall Street Journal' and doing odd jobs. I love plumbing and carpentry.

Paint is the skin of a painting: it is fiction. In houses, it disguises the plumbing and wiring and studs and nails.

I'm married. I have three children. I have a mortgage to pay. The plumbing breaks and the yard needs trimming. However, what my wife and children need most from me is my passion for them.

... he trotted down the hallway on all fours and started in on his second favorite pastime, conversations with plumbing. Just what I needed: Stone, the Toilet Whisperer.

I didn't understand how. But the toilets had responded to me. I had become one with the plumbing.

So it took me five years because in the interim I have been doing a lot of personal appearances and movies and some television series that went into the plumbing and I stopped writing for a while.

The only works of art America has given are her plumbing and her bridges.

Making up characters and places and plots, unlike fixing your plumbing or doing dishes, is anything but practical or rational. I write what needs to be written the way that seems genuinely right.

Lots of crime films are about work. Free Fire could have been about a company of plumbers doing pipe-fixing and stuff. But the plumbing film is not so exciting.

I long to create something that can't be used to keep us passive: I want to write a script about plumbing, how every pipe is joined to every other.

The society which scorns excellence in plumbing as a humble activity and tolerates shoddiness in philosophy because it is an exalted activity will have neither good plumbing nor good philosophy: neither its pipes nor its theories will hold water.

Plumbing is usually boring.

You are confusing plumbing and love again.

Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing. It didn't change people's habits. It just kept them inside the house.

We don’t have the plumbing to take care of what needs to be taken care of.

Apparently it's acceptable for members of Congress to own stock in companies we regulate in Congress, but somehow, our plumbing company crosses some line.

My singing voice is somewhere between a drunken apology and a plumbing problem.

Science is to computer science as hydrodynamics is to plumbing.

Charles Wyly was born Oct 13, 1933, in Lake Providence, La., and for a period lived with his family in a shack without electricity or plumbing.

Most thermostats are built by plumbing companies. But you really need to understand how to build a phone to make them better.

My dad insisted I got a trade. He had a plumbing business. So you are looking at a qualified heating engineer.

I consider myself a D.I.Y. home improvement guy. In a prior life, I completely gutted a house - redid the plumbing, wiring, moved sewage pipes, knocked down walls, everything.

And what is the state but a servant and a convenience for a large number of people, just like the electric light and the plumbing system? And wouldnt it be preposterous to claim that men must exist for their plumbing, not the plumbing for the men.

A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

I tried to go to college; I just picked a trade, did a plumbing test - and failed. And then I thought, 'I may as well look at things I have a passion for and enjoy.' And I went forward with my boxing.

People in West Virginia do have cars. We have indoor plumbing. We even use knives and forks.

As far as making a living, if plumbing earned more, I'd probably do it. At least you can leave the job at home once the tools are put away. A writer works in his mind 24/7.