I want to be 100 per cent ready when they call on me and throw me in with the top dogs of the division.
Cats, dogs, and some I mean, birds, many species of mammals, they also have the sort of potential to show affection firstly because of the biological factor.
Truth, like milk, arrives in the dark But even so, wise dogs don't bark. Only mongrels make it hard For the milkman to come up the yard.
Those monkey-thumbs were meant for dogs. Give me my thumbs, you fu**ing monkeys!
That's what I'd call him if he was my dog. Jacket-humper. Kinda had a ring to it. Although it seemed a little long for vet visits and intros to lady dogs.
I love dogs. They live in the moment and don't care about anything except affection and food. They're loyal and happy. Humans are just too damn complicated.
I really love dogs. When I see a dog, I go crazy, it's like, “Oh my God, come here, come here!”
It's a mixed crowd at the dogs - black, white, hispanic - but to Walt they all look like Jackie Gleason. Heavyset guys with big plans and polyester souls.
Braggarts and rogues, dogs and scoundrels, drive them out, Harry Potter, see them off!
I'm in showbiz. I look at my boobs like they're show horses or show dogs. You've got to keep them groomed.
I only really cook for myself once or twice a week, but I cook for my dogs almost every day.
The dogs did bark, the children screamed,
Up flew the windows all;
And every soul bawled out, Well done!
As loud as he could bawl.
Part of my becoming a vegetarian was that I would look at my burger, then look at my dogs, and I wasn't able to see a difference.
Dogs are not people dressed up in fur coats, and to deny them their nature is to do them great harm.
Trying to get government to be as efficient as business is as hopeless as trying to teach cats to bark and dogs to meow.
You can never tell about a person by guessing...that's why language was invented. Otherwise, we'd all be like dogs, sniffing each other to find out where we stood.
So many people pass up older dogs, which is a shame. With an older dog, you know what you are getting.
Dogs are often happier than men simply because the simplest things are the greatest things for them!
Africa is destined to anarchy. It is turning into 36 Haitis, with 36 Duvaliers, full of Cadillacs, beggars and snarling dogs.
Lewis Robinson's first novel, 'Water Dogs,' is stuffed with snow. Open practically any page of this book, and crystals will shake out.
Dogs will eat till they die. Cats will leave food in the dish, incomprehensible to a dog.
As men and women of character and of faith in the soundness of democratic methods, we must work like dogs to justify that faith.
After a brief period in which I had let many a Southern Californian convince me that it was all 'in my mind,' I am once again officially allergic to dogs.
I grew up with a house full of dogs. My mother was a great nature lover and taught us to have almost a religious sense of respect for the natural world.
People always want to compare their dogs to having kids. That's insulting. First of all, nobody has a dog because they were too drunk to pull out.
The more one gets to know of men, the more one values dogs.
My grandmother said it very simply: "If you don't like dogs, you don't like humans, and vice versa." I really believe that.
You gotta school these young macks comin' up today...
I mean to be 'frank', they just hot dogs,
The girls are relish, and they need to catchup on they pimpin'.
Anyone who's lived with companion cats or dogs knows that they are unique individuals with their own personalities. I think animals' secret to getting along is that they are not burdened by an ego.
Kindness, it turns out, is hard - it starts out all rainbows and puppy dogs, and expands to include . . . well, EVERYTHING.
Men are not dogs. We merely think we are and, on occasion, act as if we are. But, by believing in our nobler nature, women have the amazing power to inspire us to live up to it.
In the early years of the Uprising, we survived on one meal a day of horse meat and soup, but by the end we ate only dried peas, dogs, cats and birds.
As a species, I think if we could be half as good as dogs, I think the world would be a much better place.
Heads of warring nations could learn a lot about how to achieve lasting peace by watching dogs and cats who live in the same house.
The dogs did bark, the children screamed, Up flew the windows all; And every soul bawled out, Well done! As loud as he could bawl.
Do not forget your dogs of war, your big guns, which are the most-to-be respected arguments of the rights of kings.
Any man who does not like dogs and want them about does not deserve to be in the White House.
I like to hike and play with my dogs and spend time with my family. We go out to family dinners a lot.
Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
People who don't like cats haven't been around them. There's the old joke: dogs have masters, cats have staff.
No dog is too much for me to handle. I rehabilitate dogs, I train people. I am the dog whisperer.
Rescuing dogs is looked upon as a noble, trendy pursuit. But wouldn't rescuing a man from a homeless shelter be, in fact, more humane?
Dogs seem more photogenic than cats. In photos most cats look like sociopaths.
[Donald Trump] tried to switch from looks to stamina. But this is a man who has called women pigs, slobs and dogs, and someone who has said pregnancy is an inconvenience to employers.
I'm a grandmother with dogs and nice friends here in the Rocky mountains. Ever see the movie A River Runs Through It? That's where I live. It's beautiful, no two ways about it.
Just as dogs love to chew bones, the mind loves to get its teeth into problems. That's why it does crossword puzzles and builds atom bombs.
Shelter dogs should be adopted into loving homes, not used in cruel experiments. That's why I support the Cruelty Free International global dog campaign.
I've had a lot of people tell me they watched 'Old Dogs' with their kids and had a good time.
To kill these (rabid) dogs, in my opinion, amount to himsa, but I believe it to be inevitable if we are to escape much greater himsa.
If you call a cat, he may not come. Which doesn't happen with dogs. They're different types of animals. Cats are very sexy I think too in the way they move.
I didn't just eat hot dogs. I studied how the food went into your system and how it would be digested.
Men and women are like cats and dogs. I've learned more about myself from women. My comedy is based on this.
My dogs have helped me enjoy things that I wasn't good at before. They've encouraged me to be more active and creative.
Old dogs can be a regal sight. Their exuberance settles over the years into a seasoned nobility, their routines become as locked into yours as the quietest and kindest of marriages.
Dogs may be divided into two classes: those who are merely afraid of cattle and those who can't abide them.
Men cannot grieve as dogs do. But they grieve for many years.
To my deep mortification my father once said to me, "You care for nothing but shooting, dogs, and rat-catching, and you will be a disgrace to yourself and all your family."
Let eloquence be flung to the dogs rather than souls be lost. What we want is to win souls. They are not won by flowery speeches.
I made the journey to knowledge like dogs who go for walks with their masters, a hundred times forward and backward over the same territory; and when I arrived I was tired.
I get home at the end of the day and I don't want to talk. All I want to do is lay on the floor and pet my dogs and my cats.
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