Top 240 Pork Quotes & Sayings

I’m not much of a drinker, so I’m going to eat seven pounds of pork.

First the pork chops, then morality

The Pork Marketing Board worked with advertising and marketing firms to position the pig as a sort of four-legged chicken - a healthy part of any low-fat lifestyle. The Other White Meat campaign launched in 1987 and was so successful at selling lean pork cuts, it actually hurt the rest of the pig.

I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis.

I'm such a foodie. If I see a pork chop, I'm eating it.

Anybody who thinks that getting a communication from a voter in your district is spam - that guy is pork. Roast pork unless he changes his point of view.

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare.

Thou shall not kill. Thou shall not commit adultery. Don't eat pork. I'm sorry, what was that last one?? Don't eat pork. God has spoken. Is that the word of God or is that pigs trying to outsmart everybody?

Before I became a Muslim, I ate pork and chased women--but all that stuff stopped.

Left me here to cry alone with a bottle of juice and pork chop bone.

It was my pork chop. But that's ok. I ate his dog food.

My favorite was always smothered pork chops. Smothered pork chops. That would be my request if I ever had one, and it was pretty consistent.

I didn't think I'd ever eat pork; it just does not appeal to me.

I heard you asking questions of each: Who killed the pork chops? What price bananas? Are you my Angel?

The vast majority of Muslims view the consumption of alcohol or pork as deeply haram.

Pork is my friend.

Pork was in 1971, and I stopped hanging out at The Factory by like 1973.

I don't diet. I'm Puerto Rican! You can never take my rice, pork, and beans away.

I grew up castrating hogs on an Iowa farm, so when I come to Washington, I'll know how to cut pork.

I have spent a good part of my life looking for the perfect barbecue. There is no point in looking in places like Texas, where they put some kind of ketchup on beef and call it barbecue. Barbecue is pork, which narrows the search to the South, and if it's really good pork barbecue you are looking for, to North Carolina.

I've had no shellfish and no pork for quite some time.

I ate healthily, but there was no snacking, no drinking, no bread, no sugar, no smoking. Afterwards I had a pork belly roast.

Industrial agriculture, because it depends on standardization, has bombarded us with the message that all pork is pork, all chicken is chicken, eggs eggs, even though we all know that can't really be true.

The first pork-barrel bill that crosses my desk, I'm going to veto it and make the authors of those pork-barrel items famous all over America.

I do not like onions. It's so funny because I am probably one of the least picky eaters ever. Pretty much any type of new food, I'll try it, I'll eat it. But onions, and pork. Pork and onions.

Ours was a pork-free household. The rules were arbitrary but strict: No pork in the house, ever. Except for the occasional pepperoni pizza. Or maybe Hawaiian.

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops.

It was all so very businesslike that one watched it fascinated. It was pork-making by machinery, pork-making by applied mathematics. And yet somehow the most matter-of-fact person could not help thinking of the hogs; they were so innocent, they came so very trustingly; and they were so very human in their protests - and so perfectly within their rights! They had done nothing to deserve it; and it was adding insult to injury, as the thing was done here, swinging them up in this cold-blooded, impersonal way, without pretence at apology, without the homage of a tear.

He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It's simply a question of taste.

My dog keeps looking at me as if he knows my secret, as if he and he alone can see my soul. That or he wants this pork chop.

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time.

Pulled pork jokes never get old.

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother.

No pork, soda pop, cigarettes, alcohol – ever!

I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish.

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere.

The thing I can't resist is a pork pie. That's my idea of a lovely treat.

Volunteering is as Iowan as pork chop on a stick at the State Fair.

Prayer never brought in no side-meat. Takes a shoat to bring in pork.

You might be a redneck if you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.

The bill's a textbook example of special interest pork barrel politics at work, and I have no choice but to veto it.

I was so ugly my parents had to hang a pork chop around my neck to get the dog to play with me.

The truth in acting is that we are all hired help. We are a commodity. There is no difference between being an actor and pork bellies.

I object to you using words like squander and pork. What is pork in one part of the country is an essential project in another part.

Hef is boring to cook for. He likes a total of four main dishes: fried chicken, pot roast, pork roast and pork chop sandwich!

It doesn't seem to matter what we think...The prince will come up here and look at us as if we're barrels in a trader's wagon. And if I'm salt pork and he doesn't care for salt pork, then there's nothing I can do.

Snorting cocaine is like feeding pork to the brain.

You can never put too much pork in your mouth as far as I'm concerned.

Harvard has been almost as important to the American Jewish community as the pork-sausage industry.

At the end of the day, yes. It's all about the marbling and maybe a few other things along the way. But intramuscular fat, that's where you get a lot of flavor. Fat carries the flavor but in the last 50 years it's been bred out of pigs. When American chicken exploded in the 70's and became such a huge commodity, it took away pork sales. The pork industry suffered and had to change.

This is worse than Hollywood, he thought. A girl comes in with a pork chop and I write a song for her.

It is a solemn thought: dead, the noblest man's meat is inferior to pork.

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n.

I try not to buy pork pies but sometimes I fail.

I gave up red meat and pork - I love burgers and steaks so it's been tough.

As for bread, I count that for nothin'. We always have bread and potatoes enough; but I hold a family to be in a desperate way when the mother can see the bottom of the pork barrel. Give me children that's raised on good sound pork afore all the game in the country. Game's good as a relish and so's bread; but pork is the staff of life... My children I calkerlate to bring up on pork with just as much bread and butter as they want.

I had left home (like all Jewish girls) in order to eat pork and take birth control pills. When I first shared an intimate evening with my husband, I was swept away by the passion (so dormant inside myself) of a long and tortured existence. The physical cravings I had tried so hard to deny, finally and ultimately sated ... But enough about the pork.

No sausage?" he asked. Apparently my pork consumption habits were a matter of public record.

There is poetry in a pork chop to a hungry man.

I've wined and dined with kings and queens, and I've slept in the alley eating pork and beans.