Top 108 Postal Quotes & Sayings

The federal government spends millions to run the Postal Service. I could lose your mail for half of that.

The Postal Service is a vitally important institution for the American people. It must be saved.

My favourite game is Postal because it is so politically incorrect.

Chain letters are the postal equivalent of intestinal flu: you get it and pass it along to your friends.

I think that if the Postal Service dies, it will be the end of democracy as we know it.

Now that this legislation has passed the House, I look forward to the vote in the Senate that will bring us to Conference, where we can resolve any outstanding issues and make this postal reform reality - for the Postal Service and for all Americans.

Postal service of today is far removed from that of 30 years ago when reform was last enacted.

Golf is the loneliest of games, not excluding postal chess.

More than an actor, I am a performer... I'm a great believer - honestly so, shamelessly so, vulgarly so - that cinema is for entertainment. If you want to send messages, there's the postal service.

The United States Postal Service has a problem. People aren't sending as much mail as they used to. That means less postage revenue and difficulty paying the bills.

Lance Armstrong is not the biggest fraud in the history of world sport. US Postal was not the most sophisticated doping programme.

Let the perfectionist play postal.

After examining some of the recent cases which the Postal Service has pursued, vigorous prosecution of, for example, a health food advocate.

The Postal Service delivers mail six days a week to nearly 140 million addresses. Every year this number increases by 2 million.

If Beethoven were sent to nursery school today, they would medicate him, and he would be a postal clerk.

Theres some kind of dark symbiosis between lunatics and the Postal Service.

As a result of the digital age and the decline of first-class mail, there is no question that the Postal Service must change and develop a new business model.

If it takes the entire army and navy to deliver a postal card in Chicago, that card will be delivered.

Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds. [The Motto Of The U.S. Postal Service]

It is time for Congress to save the Postal Service, not dismantle it.

Privatization of the postal system has long been characterized as absurd, but I have always said it is only logical.

I thought Paulie could jump. I know he's not fleet of foot, but at least have some hops. I guess we know who is not going to win a gold glove. I was trying to become a spokesperson for the U.S. Postal Service.

We did casting in L.A. and a lot of people came against the advice of their agents. The agents said, "You shouldn't be in Postal, it will damage your career." So Zack Ward came to casting and played one of the cop parts, and then later I looked at the DVDs again and said, "This guy is Postal Dude." He's like white trailer trash. He's had a long time in the film industry, but no real success. He needs money; he's two-times divorced in real life. He said he works only to pay off his Philippine ex-wife.

Unfortunately, my colleagues in Congress have unfairly burdened the Postal Service with a costly, unfunded mandate to pre-pay health care for retirees. No other agency or business has to pay these costs in advance - and neither should the Postal Service.

The United States Postal Service is one of America's oldest and most well-loved institutions. Thanks to the Postal Service, families can send letters and packages to loved ones they have not seen in months, small businesses are able to ship products to their customers, and many veterans and seniors can safely receive lifesaving medications.

The Postal Service needs tools to modernize and compete. That is why today I am a cosponsor of H.R. 22, the Postal Accountability and Enhancement Act.

I have never spoken to the president about the Postal Service, other than to congratulate me when I accepted the position.

There's some kind of dark symbiosis between lunatics and the Postal Service.

Dean is a doctor but he acts more like a postal worker!

There are major efforts being made to dismantle Social Security, the public schools, the post office - anything that benefits the population has to be dismantled. Efforts against the U.S. Postal Service are particularly surreal.

We're trying to do for the national ­security apparatus what FedEx did for the postal ­service.

The Postal Service exists to serve every American, regardless of where you live or what you believe.

The Postal Service's unmatched ability to reach every household and business in America six days a week is a vital part of the nation's infrastructure.

I would rather propose a bureau somewhat similar to that which we have in the Universal Postal Union.

The ghastly thing about postal strikes is that after they are over, the service returns to normal.

In last year's local elections in Manchester a third of those who voted did so by post. It's not just that people are choosing to get postal votes, but having one makes it much more likely that they'll vote.

The Postal Service is huge - employing more than a half million people - and its history is long and complicated.

Americans have an expectation that the Postal Service will abide by its well-known, although unofficial, motto - a commitment to deliver.

I have advocated postal reform for many years. The parliament said it was an absurd argument. The people have said it was the right thing.

Email did precisely what I predicted, back in 1978, it took over the postal mail process and system of writing letters.

At the insistence of the Bush administration, Congress in 2006 passed legislation that required the Postal Service to prefund, over a 10-year period, 75 years of future retiree health benefits.

For years, I've had a hankering for the portrait of Benjamin Franklin by Joseph Duplessis. Franklin is credited with so many inventions: the postal system, lightning rods, the constitution. He was a rock star before there was such a thing.

There are very powerful and wealthy special interests who want to privatize or dismember virtually every function that government now performs, whether it is Social Security, Medicare, public education or the Postal Service.

For years, the Postal Service has been saddled with misguided financial requirements. Eliminating these burdens will allow us to invest in the long-term strength and stability of the Postal Service.

Millions of Americans and businesses rely on the Postal Service to deliver our medicine, ballots, and retail goods - securely and on time. The Postal Service deserves our full support.

I had an uncle who was a postal official at the Polish post office in Gdansk. He was one of the defenders of the Polish postal service and, after it capitulated, was shot by the Germans under the provisions of martial law. Suddenly he was no longer a member of the family, and we were no longer allowed to play with his children.

If you look at the origins of the postal service in the U.S., the founding fathers created it to protect democratic rights.

E-mail is a modern Penny Post: the world is a single city with a single postal rate.

Jazz music is as American as it gets, and so is the U.S. Postal Service. A Miles Davis stamp is a perfect marriage of two great American institutions.

Bitcoin will do to banks what email did to the postal industry.

If you think about what the Postal Service fundamentally does, those guys are trained to get mail and sort mail - there's trust verification.

The second 'Postal Service' album is threatening to become the 'Chinese Democracy' of indie rock. It will come out eventually, or maybe it won't.

On the strength of strong public support, I will have (the postal reform bills) passed within this session.

[Airmail was] an impractical sort of fad, and had no place in the serious job of postal transportation.

...Prevent postal investigators from aggressively interfering with, or closing, a commercial enterprise merely because it has been deemed not to adhere to the prevailing body of scientific opinion - whatever they have determined that to be.

The United States Postal Service is the world's most efficient postal system.

The United States Postal Service is overworked and under-funded.

There are more pompous, arrogant, self-centered, mediocre-type people running corporate America who should be sent out on some postal route delivering mail.

The Postal Service is essential to our democracy, economy, and health care system.

Definitely one of the biggest influences on my music is the music that Ben Gibbard's associated with, so Death Cab and The Postal Service.