Top 761 Potato Salad Quotes & Sayings - Page 2

They call me Tater Salad

A salad is not a meal, it is a style.

Live the dream, Potato.

Look at that moon. Potato weather for sure.

Marriage is the cold potato of love.

Lunch is a big huge salad with every color in it. From leafy greens to purple to herbs, fresh cut herbs mixed into it for flavors. I vary what I toss into it. Sometimes it might be lentils and chopped tomatoes, other days it could be garbanzo beans, some days I might have just a salad and have some lentil soup on the side.

Vulgarity is the garlic in the salad of charm.

I sweet potato what I sweet potato.

If you're poor, potato chips are the food of life for you. It's the caviar.

I eat chicken and rice, steak, and baked potato. That's it.

Salad is roughage and a French idea.

I have a friend who actually told me that she'd rather be dead than be fat. This is a woman who, if I order a sandwich at lunch, she'll order a salad. If I order a salad, she'll order half a cantaloupe. If I order half a cantaloupe, she'll order a cup of coffee. This bizarre contest continues until she's down to sucking on a mint-flavored toothpick. At this rate, her preference for dying over being fat could be a reality sooner than she thinks.

Man, I smashed her like an Idaho Potato

Let's suppose we all just materialized on Earth and there was a bunch of potatoes on the ground, okay? There's just six of us. Only six humans. We come into a clearing and there's potatoes on the ground. Now, my instinct would be, let's everybody get some potatoes. "Everybody got a potato? Joey didn't get a potato! He's small, he can't hold as many potatoes. Give Joey some of your potatoes." "No, these are my potatoes!" That's the Republicans. "I collected more of them, I got a bigger pile of potatoes, they're mine. If you want some of them, you're going to have to give me something."

I chop 'em into salad and my name ain't Caesar.

I'm a big sweet potato fan.

I try to avoid barbecue potato chips. They're my weakness.

Murder is like potato chips: you can't stop with just one.

Government bailouts are like potato chips: You can't stop with just one.

I'm a steak and potato guy.

My salad days, When I was green in judgment.

Letitia! What a name. Halfway between a salad and a sneeze.

When white people eat potato chips, they're called white people. When black people eat potato chips, they're called niggas.

In a country like India, we don't want to put everyone in one big mixture. We have a different language, culture and cuisine for each region, even though we are united in the larger context. We are more like a fruit salad, where each ingredient has its own specialty, each fruit its distinct flavor, and together, the salad makes a tasty dish, without losing the individuality of each constituent.

The arresting officer, who I had literally known, all my life. You know what I mean? This guy lived four doors down the street me, in a town of less than four hundred people. *We've met.* Now, he takes me to jail, and he asks me if I have any aliases. And I was just being a smartass, and I said, "Yeah. They call me, "Tater Salad!" Seventeen years later, I'm handcuffed on a bench in New York with blood coming out of my nose, and this cop goes, "Are you Ron 'Tater Salad' White?"

Propose to an Englishman any principle, or any instrument, however admirable, and you will observe that the whole effort of the English mind is directed to find a difficulty, a defect, or an impossibility in it. If you speak to him of a machine for peeling a potato, he will pronounce it impossible: if you peel a potato with it before his eyes, he will declare it useless, because it will not slice a pineapple.

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.

Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!

I'm really enamored of the potato in all its guises.

If the British Isles had an official vegetable, it would have to be the potato.

I'm pretty much a couch potato.

call it chicken salad

I'm a good cook; one of my specialities is reindeer and potato pie.

It was a salad bar of phobias

I did a salad, but I didn't do a garden.

My idea of a meal, if I was hungry, was to open a bag of potato chips.

Vulgarity is the garlic in the salad of life.

From salad dressings all blessings flow.

Unfortunately, Caesar salad dressing is the worst for you.

In LA, I live on sushi or salad.

Don’t tell me you’re going to eat a mashed-potato sandwich

I'm a basic steak-fish-salad kind of guy.

Every Irishman, the saying goes, has a potato in his head.

Salad isn't a meal. Salad's the stuff that comes with a meal.

To remember a successful salad is generally to remember a successful dinner; at all events, the perfect dinner necessarily includes the perfect salad.

We know that the gifts which men have do not come from the schools. If a man is a plain, literal, factual man, you can make a great deal more of him in his own line by education than without education, just as you can make a great deal more of a potato if you cultivate it than if you do not; but no cultivation in this world will ever make an apple out of a potato.

Don't slay that potato, let us be merciful please.

Reading one book is like eating one potato chip.

I truly love a classic Caesar salad.

I love potato bread. It's so good.

I love to have Heinz Salad Cream on all my food!

Some tribes [of monkeys] have taken to washing potatoes in the river before eating them, others have not. Sometimes migrating groups of potato-washers meet non-washers, and the two groups watch each other's strange behavior with apparent bewilderment. But unlike the inhabitants of Lilliput, who fought holy crusades over the question at which end to break the egg, the potato-washing monkeys do not go to war with the non-washers, because the poor creatures have no language which would enable them to declare washing a diving commandment and eating unwashed potatoes a deadly heresy.

The Blonde Salad never stops!

I want to focus on my salad.

The horse does not eat cucumber salad

It's like a jar of salad dressing sitting on a shelf... most of the seasoning settles to the bottom of the bottle. But when you shake that bottle up, all the ingredients mix together and then the dressing can add flavor to a salad. In the same way, we can stir ourselves up and regain the reverence, respect and awe we once had for the Lord.

I am a couch potato!

I'm pretty awesome at making salad dressings.

I'm anti-cheese in a salad.

Call it crazy, or just chicken salad.