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Last updated on November 12, 2024.
Socialism is practical, in the best sense of the term; a living, vital force of inestimable value to society.
We are sliding into a time of simplification where the practical design of everyday things will be an important demand to consider
I am a bit of a Cheap Pete, but I do spend a fortune on books and false moustaches and practical jokes.
The study and knowledge of the universe would somehow be lame and defective were no practical results to follow.
I am very practical. It's not like I will fall in love with someone standing far away.
If you read books forever and ever, they will never replace what really counts - that's practical experience.
As a poet, one lives a bit on air. I always like someone who can teach me something practical.
The selection of leadership must follow practical considerations. Maybe I look at things too pessimistically?
Geraldo has returned to the states. See? I told you airline security was a joke.
People thought we were a joke because we got noticed so fast.
As I write in my book, there is a misnomer that destroying another person's position is an effective and practical way to negotiate.
There can be no doubt that the knowledge of logic is of considerable practical importance for everyone who desires to think and to infer correctly.
I used to joke that if acting didn't work out, poetry was my commonsense fallback.
A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.
We didn't have electricity when I was a kid. We had to watch TV by candlelight. No, that's a silly joke.
Penn & Teller stopped doing practical jokes, and the reason is we got much too good at it.
Ah, the first rule of public speaking -- always start with a joke.
... she, that will with kittens jest, Should bear a kitten's joke.
I always joke with people that having nephews is the best birth control there is.
When a child enters the world through you, it alters everything on a psychic, psychological and purely practical level.
My politics are of a practical kind - the integrity of the country, the supremacy of the Federal government, an honorable peace, or none at all.
I joke that I'm in the market for a cabin in the woods, and, at some point, I won't be joking anymore.
Virtually any practical task becomes chaos within seconds of me getting near it.
The most direct and practical method of self-development is to achieve yourself by your own effort.
People have to know that there are options available to us today. There is another way, and it is practical and applicable now.
At its heart, engineering is about using science to find creative, practical solutions. It is a noble profession.
Often parents have a great desire and hopes, and aspirations for their kids but they don't have any practical plans of action.
Bilingual films come with a certain inbuilt practical problem with respect to the setting of the story and the dialect.
My mother was pragmatic, focused and extremely, exceedingly practical, and she was the ultimate self-determining person.
I joke that every time I'm in the playoffs, it feels like I'm in the Super Bowl.
Zac Efron is like a brother who's just goofy and crazy. He plays a lot of practical jokes.
It's good to be on the power list, but I don't see a practical use of it except when people introduce me to audiences.
My chicken ain't no joke. I ain't scared to go up against the Colonel, tastewise.
I always loved performing, but my parents were very practical, middle-class Jewish people.
Establishing the two Eids as official holidays will carry important practical and symbolic significance.
I'll joke all day, but once I get in the gym, I'm going to work hard.
The Bible has the answers to our everyday life. Many times people don't realize how practical it is.
Even for practical purposes theory generally turns out the most important thing in the end.
I thought that everyone would just think I was a bit of a joke as a writer.
I also try to think of ways to articulate the joke more economically.
I couldn't tell a story if my life depended on it. I'm the world's worst joke-teller.
As you can tell from watching the show, I'm not a strong joke writer per se.
I get so happy when I write a joke. It's a very satisfying, liberating feeling.
There was never a push for us to become more practical... Fantasy is what our audience has come to expect.
Any good practical philosophy must start out with the recognition of our having a body.
Patrick sort of had a very pragmatic, practical, Ed-like approach and went down to see.
Happily, researchphilia is not the problem it once was. The Internet makes just-in-time research very practical.
If I say a joke and the audience laughs it makes me feel good.
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.
Insofar as we may at all claim that slavery has been abolished today, we owe its abolition to the practical consequences of science
I'm not even really a joke-teller. I can do ad-lib and banter, but I don't do jokes.
I have a comic character - my sister said that I'm the victim of every joke I tell.
I like the values associated with a medical family - common sense, being practical but also thoughtful.
What is more harmful than any vice? Practical sympathy and pity for all the failures and all the weak : Christianity.
Stereotypically speaking feminists can't take a joke. ::audience boo:: See?
I repeatedly refuse to make any practical decisions. I get a feeling of nausea about practicality.
When I want to do something badly enough, I do it, but there is a practical side of me that thinks I should be paid fairly.
Donald Trump will be a tragedy, a sad joke in American history.
When I was young, I preferred dogs, but when I moved into a flat when I was 18, it wasn't practical to have a dog. So I got a couple of kittens, and that was it.
Using blasphemy as entertainment is as cheap as a comedian telling a fart joke.
