Top 1200 Practical Joke Quotes & Sayings - Page 20
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Last updated on November 9, 2024.
In the practical world of computing, it is rather uncommon that a program, once it performs correctly and satisfactorily, remains unchanged forever.
Let us strive for personal, practical integrity in every endeavor, regardless of how mundane or inconsequential it may seem.
Don't always be so reasonable and practical and sensible that you refuse to seize glorious opportunities when they show up and push the envelope as to what's possible for you.
This ceremony and the intellectual aura associated with the Nobel Prizes have grown from the wisdom of a practical chemist who wrote a remarkable will.
Any truth, no matter how valid, if emphasized to the exclusion of other truths of equal importance, is practical error.
For the last 40 years of my life I have broken my back, my fingernails, and sometimes my heart, in the practical pursuit of my favourite occupation.
I do not think much of the good luck theory of self-made men. It is worth but little attention and has no practical value.
A manager may be tough and practical, squeezing out, while the going is good, the last ounce of profit and dividend . . .
You have to make a joke every 10–15 minutes. It’s a way of keeping up morale.
I ain't no joke, I used to let the mic smoke,
Now I slam it when I'm done and make sure it's broke.
Individual curiosity, often working without practical ends in mind, has always been a driving force for innovation.
However exquisitely human nature may have been described by writers, the true practical system can be learned only in the world.
I can't imagine saying the same joke for three hours. I don't know how that would work.
If written with enough care and thoughtfulness, a joke can make you laugh at a belief you hold dear.
Is the human race a joke? Was it devised and patched together in a dull time when there was nothing important to do?
In practice, such trifles as contradictions in principle are easily set aside; the faculty of ignoring them makes the practical man.
"What a joke: Tiny living entities crawling on a little planet and are thinking, "I am Great". "
The great joke is that a realist is an optimistic pessimist. That's very witty. Whether it's truthful or not, that I don't know.
If a joke is too hard to visualize, I tell the young comics, then what the hell good is it?
The only way to achieve a practical, livable peace in a world of competing nations is to take the profit out of war.
Iran will be the most checked and inspected country if the principles agreed in Lausanne are transferred into the language of practical agreements.
Everybody wants me to finally close the curtain on the joke that is the Audley Harrison show.
Dreamers are mocked as impractical. The truth is they are the most practical, as their innovations lead to progress and a better way of life for all of us.
One of our Constitution's greatest virtues is that it looks to judges as a source of reasoned, practical, rights-minded decision making.
Those fortunate enough to find or create a practical intersection of the three circles have the basis for a great work life.
Quality, productivity, and innovation can be significantly increased if companies provide all employees with practical tools for exploiting potential information
Many key concepts concerning the nature of immunity have originated from the very practical need to control virus infections.
Dialogue is the only way to end war and terror. We need practical solidarity with those who are weaker and diplomacy from below.
Drama school is fundamentally practical. I didn't write any essays, so I came out with a BA honors degree in acting.
I suppose every time [something bad happens], I have that instinct to make that joke that distracts.
The technology [semiconductors] which has transformed practical existence is largely an application of what was discovered by these allegedly irresponsible [natural] philosophers.
On a practical level I'm a TV producer and storyteller who's gone about as long as you can go without achieving a mass audience.
The joke used to be that in every Indian home, there is the mother, father, children, grandparents, and the anthropologist.
Self-pity? I see no moral objections to it, the smell drives people away, but that's a practical objection, and occasionally an advantage.
Good men are often more practical than pretty " said Mother. "Andrius just happens to be both.
Years ago I was a runway model, and I used to get laughs. I thought it was a joke anyway.
Solving problems is a practical art, like swimming, or skiing, or playing the piano: you can learn it only by imitation and practice.
Systematic philosophical and practical anti-intellectualism such as we are witnessing appears to be something truly novel in the history of human culture.
A lot of the joke of 'The Windsors' is this ridiculous idea of what might happen behind closed doors.
To think that the heritage of the West, including post-war liberalism, was a selfish, secular, practical arrangement of politics is a fiction.
Years ago I was a runway model, and I used to get laughs. I thought it was a joke anyway
The whole westward expansion myth is seen as romantic. But its a joke, a blot on American history.
I do sometimes joke that I'm Tarzan and Ben's Jane when it comes to dealing with spiders or if there's dead things in the garden.
There's practical political considerations obviously, but there's also these broader themes, which is like, I don't want to be the manager of the Middle East.
In Buddha we had the great, universal heart and infinite patience, making religion practical and bringing it to everyone's door.
Every one must be familiar with the often expressed opinion, that, as a practical politician, Mr. Mill's career was essentially a failure.
How can I convert the enthusiasm of voters into a practical programme of action that meets their desire for economic security and greater prosperity?
I stumbled on a joke idea and style that worked, the audience went with it and, from that moment on, I was hooked. It's an amazing feeling.
I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke but I don't want to get audited by the IRS.
It's suddenly practical to do very high quality video wirelessly over mobile devices, and we're just in the early days of that.
A joke, even if it be a lame one, is nowhere so keenly relished or quickly applauded as in a murder trial.
Advice is sometimes transmitted more successfully through a joke than grave teaching.
My mother has a very chic sense of style, but she also has high expectations for her clothes to be functional and practical.
I design for real people. I think of our customers all the time. There is no virtue whatsoever in creating clothing or accessories that are not practical.
Every joke in 'The Office' was unexpected. I cringed; I could hardly look. I cried with laughter.
The book has had a good run. For 550 years, it was the most practical way to deliver writing to multiple readers.
Whatever the practical value of the Walden experiment may be, there is no question that the book is one of the most vital and pithy ever written.
We're not going to have a wall [on Southern border] like now which is either non-existent or a joke.
I view myself as someone who is always trying to make life better in practical ways and putting the pieces together to do that.
The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him.
