Top 1200 Pregnant Wife Quotes & Sayings - Page 3

I wished my wife to be not so much as suspected. Common traditional saying: Caesar's wife must be above suspicion.

I view my wife as my lover, and we have a bond that goes beyond words like wife or girlfriend or mother.

Gorillaz virtually changed my wife...sorry, I mean, life...no, actually, it was my wife.

I like my wife. I'm stupid in love with my wife and always have been.

England is my wife, America my mistress. It is very good sometimes to get away from one's wife.

Doctor says to a man, "You're pregnant!" The man says, "How does a man get pregnant?" The doctor says, "The usual way - a little wine, a little dinner...."

If I was your wife Sir, I'd poison you! Madam, if you were my wife, I'd let you!

The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me.

You know, when you see a haircut of yourself from around 12 or 13, it's rough. I also had really bad acne. Where I had to take this medicine - serious medicine - with warning on the label, like, "Do NOT take this if you are pregnant." Thank God I wasn't pregnant at the time. But yeah, I just had bad haircuts, bad acne, and bad clothes for a long time. And probably still right now.

My wife and I had an argument last week that was so stupid, that it bears repeating. My wife collects twist ties...welcome to my world.

Among the Tibetans, one wife has many husbands, because men are too poor to support a whole wife.

I wont let a wife lead me to the altar. [I will not have a wife that shall be my master.]

My family and I participate in 'Cycle for Survival.' it was started by a friend of my wife's who lost his wife to a rare form of cancer.

A wife's a worry, a non-wife's even worse.

As for my wife, I would you had her spirit in such another; The third o' th' world is yours, which with a snaffle You may pace easy, but not such a wife.

Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.

It would take a hell of a wife to beat no wife at all.

The Problem is: many terrific women have made themselves overqualified for the job of wife, because many men are looking for a woman with 'receptionist-level wife skills', not 'CEO-level wife skills'. Meaning: If a woman doesn't hang on a man's every word, is too independent, challenges his leadership, wants to create her own hours, demands emotional raises, then there won't be as many openings for the kind of wife position she is seeking. One of the big problems with marriages in the nineties: no room for two husbands.

I'm lucky my wife is a strong woman. She's one of the stronger people I've ever met. It's hard for me to be away, but I know my home life is fine because my wife is there.

A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.

My wife is an incredible pianist. I don't think there's anything my wife can't do, in all actuality.

Some professional writers write everyday no matter what and perhaps that's the way it should be done, but it's not the way I do it. If I'm not pregnant with words and I'm not in labor with them, I don't even try to bring them forth because they won't be any good anyway. Once I'm ready to deliver, it's like being pregnant. I've got to find a typewriter or a piece of paper. The only words that have ever had any possible value to others seem to have been those words that just had to come out.

Eccentricity may be diverting, Mama, but it is out of place in a wife: certainly in my wife!

Some think that people come to a ball to do nothing but dance; whereas everyone knows that the real business of a ball is to look out for a wife, to look after a wife, or to look after someone else's wife.

I was sad to see anybody leave, we had a very nice family on that show. I was very sad to see momma go, Victoria and especially Linda. My god that was my wife on the show, in fact my wife calls her wife.

When I got pregnant with my first child, I was vegan. And when I got pregnant, my body was craving meat so much. I started out slowly with eggs, then cheese, then I was like, 'OK, I need a steak!' I had to listen to my body - my cravings were so strong with the first one. When I got a craving for a food, I needed it five minutes ago.

If you are the wife of a governor or the wife of a vice president, I think you can be prepared for it.

A wise man in his house should find a wife gentle and courteous, or no wife at all.

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea.

My wife is my favorite actress. Without question. I have seen more jaws drop in little theaters when people see my wife up on that stage than you can imagine.

First of all, my wife writes half my act. I don't know how I could "steal" from my wife.

When people meet my wife they think better of me. They say: "With a wife like that, he can't be as bad as we thought".

There is trouble with a wife, but it's even worse with a woman who is not a wife.

I've never used one word of profanity in front of my wife, or my daughter, or my granddaughter... or anybody else's wife.

You won't ever hear me talk about whether my wife's prettier than your wife.

I'm getting bigger roles, and I'm on location more, and I have a wife and family. I'd rather work less, and I've started to implement that. It was either that or my wife would break my heart.

As I've explained to my wife many times, you have to kill your wife or mistress to get on the front page of the papers.

…the designation of wife in India, of the Hindu wife, is higher and grander than that of Empress. She is called Devi

With popular rulers, the wife can become the guardian of their greatness: Peter the Great was succeeded by his wife, Catherine I. Sometimes the wives are an improvement.

How did you hear about that?' 'Are you kidding me? So far, I had that runt Kyle-' 'I hate him. I hate all vamps. That complete toad, Michael-' '-tell me you were pregnant by a vamp-' 'kidnnaped me and-Kyle said WHAT?' 'and then a member of the Domi shows up and informs me-' 'The Domi sent someone HERE?' '-that you're actually pregnant by the late king of the Fey.' 'Late?!' Heidar squeaked.

I love my wife to death. I mean my ex-wife.

My wife never look at me anymore, my children, my wife ... we only die once in our life. I'm dying every day when I get up in the morning.

I am steady with my wife. I'm faithful to my wife.

She thought about how marvelous is would be to have a wife keeping the house in order, the meals on the table. At the same time it seemed ridiculously unfair that she could never have a wife. In fact, if she married, she would be expected to be the wife.

I find it profoundly symbolic that I am appearing before a committee of fifteen men who will report to a legislative body of one hundred men because of a decision handed down by a court comprised of nine men--on an issue that affects millions of women.... I have the feeling that if men could get pregnant, we wouldn't be struggling for this legislation. If men could get pregnant, maternity benefits would be as sacrosanct as the G.I. Bill.

Do you ask why I am unwilling to marry a rich wife? It is because I am unwilling to be taken to husband by my wife. The mistress of the house should be subordinate to her husband, for in no other way, Priscus, will the wife and husband be on an equality.

I still love my former wife, I won't call her my ex-wife.

I could be such a wonderful wife to another wife's husband.

There is a great deal of quarrelling in the houses, and contending for power and authority; and the second wife is against the first wife, perhaps, in some instances.

My wife is from Jamaica. My ex-wife. My stepchildren - and then there's my son. So, it's a biracial family.

The reason I keep talking about a wife and saying the word wife on stage is because it seems a funny word to me. The more you say it, the more it seems to detach from that person and become this sort of abstract thing: that you would set out to find a wife, that it would be an objective like buying a new car.

Unless you intend your wife to be a true missionary, not merely a wife, home-maker, and friend, do not join us.

Lyrically, there's a lot of songs that are influenced by my wife. They're about my wife and I.

I've never used one word of profanity in front of my wife, or my daughter, or my granddaughter or anybody else's wife.

The reason I keep talking about a wife and saying the word 'wife' on stage is because it seems a funny word to me. The more you say it, the more it seems to detach from that person and become this sort of abstract thing: that you would set out to find a wife, that it would be an objective like buying a new car.

We like to say 'husband' and 'wife' a lot. I say, 'husband, where are you?' He says, 'where is my wife? How is my wife doing?'

Against the advice of my wife, I endorsed Arlen Specter. I should have listened to my wife.

In 'Maad Dad,' I play Lal's wife, who dies quite young. I've gone completely retro to fit into the role of his traditional wife.

And I'll tell ya, I'm really enjoying this marriage thing. You think about each other. You care about each other. It's wonderful! Plus, I love saying 'my wife.' Once I started saying it, I couldn't stop - 'my wife' this, 'my wife' that...it's an amazing way to begin a sentence.

Don't be bitter. Remember Lot's wife when they kill me, and they surely will. You have to use all of your energy to do what it is you have to do. [To his wife Betty Shabazz]