Top 260 Psychiatrist Quotes & Sayings - Page 2
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Last updated on November 9, 2024.
Personally, I think I've got split personalities, and I may need a psychiatrist. Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. Seriously. I'm serious about this.
For a psychiatrist to be any good, he has to be willing to corner you, close off the easy exits, even when it hurts. It's supposed to. (46)
I think I need a psychiatrist because I do believe I am mentally disturbed in some way.
Even the best psychiatrist is like a blindfolded auto mechanic poking around under your hood with a giant foam "We're #1" finger.
Psychiatrist are like mind hookers. Give them 200 dollars and they just screw with your head.
A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!"
Medicine was certainly intended to be a career. I wanted to become a psychiatrist, an adolescent ambition which, of course, is fulfilled by many psychiatrists.
My father was a psychiatrist and a social worker but he was a very talented painter and musician and writer on the side.
With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!
If I went to a psychiatrist, it would be a long session. I've always thought that I do have a number of issues that probably need dealing with, because I am quite odd in some ways.
Not all people are ready to accept psychiatry as a normal branch of medicine. The general impression, as I believe, is that a man who needs a psychiatrist must be crazy.
I have a wonderful psychiatrist that I see maybe once a year, because I don't need it. It all comes out onstage.
In my practice as a psychiatrist, I have found that helping people to develop personal goals has proved to be the most effective way to help them cope with problems.
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
If the nineteenth century was the age of the editorial chair, ours is the century of the psychiatrist's couch.
When I'm feeling awful, music is the only thing that releases the pressure. It's been the best psychiatrist I've ever had.
If a psychiatrist would analyze [the lyrics], I'm sure they'd come up with something interesting. I really don't try to twist them. I don't want to slash things.
When you feel your life's too hard, just go have a talk with God. Well, he's the only free psychiatrist that's known throughout the world.
I just try to use my own life to build a human song: something that people can relate to in some way. It's not like the psychiatrist's couch or anything.
...science is confirming what we know in our hearts: that, as psychiatrist James Gordon put it," massage is medicine."
I was never particularly gregarious. I was quite shy, closed in. It's a classic isn't it, your psychiatrist will tell you, that's how I release it, through music.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
If you are not a psychiatrist, stay away from idiots. They are too stupid to pay a layman for his company.
The psychiatrist's office: the only place I can be sure my story will be treated as sad, but interesting.
My stepfather was a brilliant and funny psychiatrist but he was a hound dog. He just didn't know how to be faithful.
I wonder if my shrink (sorry, psychiatrist) was a woman not a man I'd be in a better or worse state?
No, originally I thought that writing articles would keep me from having to see a psychiatrist, but I became even more depressed as a result.
I'm a practicing psychiatrist and I think that I really believe in the advances of psychiatry. Our diagnoses are more precise.
A sound philosophy of life, I think, may be the most valuable asset for a psychiatrist to have when he is treating a patient.
I never went to a psychologist or psychiatrist in my life. Never. You know, Italians are a little prejudiced against that kind of thing.
I first wanted to be a psychiatrist. I decided against that in medical school when I discovered that psychiatrists didn't, in reality, do what they did on TV.
If after two weeks you still can't write your middle-eight, the best course of action is to see a psychiatrist
My grandmother was a psychiatrist and had shelves full of medical books - I was constantly sneaking looks at some of those. I was fascinated by the descriptions of illnesses and diseases.
When people come and visit me and have a hat made, it's a little bit like visiting a psychiatrist, but they don't actually realize that.
All great directors - however, they do it - make you want to be good. I hope I do it. It's like being a parent, a psychiatrist, a disciplinarian and a friend.
I haven't taken an overdose of sleeping pills and called my agent. I haven't been in jail, and I don't go running to the psychiatrist every two minutes. That's something of an accomplishment these days.
I'm not the guy in the dress with the blood and the unrequited gay whatever - which, according to my psychiatrist, my gayness is a form of narcissism but you'll have to ask him about that.
Has it ever occurred to you that you might be delusional?' That's what the psychiatrist said, but I think he's wrong. There's an evil flying pizza out there, and it's got Brenda's name on it.
I've taught in prison; I've counseled people... I've been arrested; I've been to the psychiatrist.
When a man feels fear without reason, you call him to the attention of a psychiatrist; you are not so careful to protect the meaning, the nature and the dignity of love.
.. the guitar is just a wonderful instrument. It's everything: a bartender, a psychiatrist, a housewife. It's everything, but it's elusive
And hey-the psychiatrist in the show is Italian also. So people are going to focus on what they want to focus on. There's not much you can do about that.
God seems willing to act as the most sublime psychologist, psychotherapist, or even psychiatrist if we are willing.
A mental healer may be a psychiatrist. A psychiatrist may or may not be a mental healer.
I like understanding what's underneath, what's really motivating people. When I was younger, I wanted to be a psychiatrist, so I think it has to do with that.
An old-timer is someone who can remember when a naughty child was taken to the woodshed instead of to a psychiatrist.
Some psychiatrist told me I was interested in sculpture because I dealt in flat surfaces and needed something with dimension.
Part of doing stand-up is to get things off your chest. It's a bit like being in a psychiatrist's chair - but more enjoyable.
Pattycake, pattycake, baker's man; good morning, madam, I'm a psychiatrist
I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed.
My psychiatrist prescribed a game of golf as an antidote to the feelings of euphoria I experience from time to time.
I know each conversation with a psychiatrist in the morning made me want to hang myself because I knew I could not strangle him.
Increasingly, it becomes evident that managing a ball club is a psychiatrist's job. In a short series, the mental attitude of the combatants is everything.
My grandmother was a psychiatrist and possibly the ultimate of all skeptics. But even she couldn't explain the strange noises we so often heard in the attic.
What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all.
When I played pool I was like a good psychiatrist. I cured em of all their daydreams and delusions.
If you don't know what sex is before you're 21 you're going to have a problem and should go to your psychiatrist.
Like Chekhov, I am a collector of souls... if I hadn't been an artist, I could have been a psychiatrist.
The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right.
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
