Top 303 Pub Quotes & Sayings

I don't want to be an old man in a pub singing about Margaret Thatcher.

Gasman' was something I wrote on a beer mat in a pub.

Happy men are not the ones in the pub, laughing. Happy men are at home with their wives and family. There is no one happy in the pub.

Taking notes at a pub in Salisbury, I was mistaken for a health inspector!

I learned English in a pub. I didn't learn it in school.

I know Australians are no strangers to pubs, but in the U.K., the pub is a real meeting place because the houses can be quite small, so the pub is an extension of the living space.

Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!

I do miss the social aspect of sitting in a pub with a pint but you know what when I get down to it I never went for a pint. I went to a pub to get f**ked up. If it was just going for a pint that would be ok but once I start I just can't stop.

Paris is a woman but London is an independent man puffing his pipe in a pub.

All I want to do when I have time off is to have a laugh with my school friends and go down the pub.

Good puzzle would be cross Dublin without passing a pub.

Actually, the reason I'm a huge Arsenal fan is because when my dad moved over from Sri Lanka, he lived in north London and fell in love with Arsenal. Then he moved to East Grinstead and bought a pub, which he turned into an Arsenal pub.

A lot of my creative ideas begin in the pub, talking through possibilities with collaborators.

'Kudi Maga' is a pub-style song, but the lyrics are really nice and the beats are catchy.

Between sixteen and eighteen, I was singing anywhere I could, in bars or down at the pub.

You can get the dart player out of the pub, but you can't get the pub out of the dart player.

I was extremely close to my father, inseparable. Where we hung out most of the time was the pub.

When I was a student, I had a part time job as a barmaid at a dodgy pub in Kent.

Three blind mice walk into a pub. But they are unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

A pub can be a magical place.

Growing up in a pub taught me a lot about life.

You can't be glued in the '60s. Walking around, going up the pub or popping to Tesco in a hunting jacket.

But that's why the fans liked me so much. 'Cos I am one of them. If they were in one pub down the road, and there was a wine bar up that road, I'd be in the pub with the fans. That was me.

The scarily brilliant Romantic poet and visionary William Blake dared to say what many of us have perhaps thought but kept to ourselves: “A good local pub has much in common with a church, except that a pub is warmer, and there’s more conversation.

I go from pub to pub, or jumping on buses or stopping cars. I don't need a TV audience. Every time I go naked, all of a sudden TV cameras pop up around me.

A good local pub has much in common with a church, except that a pub is warmer, and there's more conversation.

More action packed than a Cardiff pub with Anne Robinson.

I don't drink at home. I don't go to the pub or clubs.

Every species has its pub.

All men in their 40s want to be in rock bands, and I reserve the right to be in a pub band at some point.

Going to a pub when you're not drinking is pretty boring.

Potter! There are hundreds of people thundering through my pub!

We're more pub and football guys rather than walking the red carpets.

If You can play Your stuff in a pub, then You´re a good band.

I was in a vintage pub rock band called Clover in the 1970s.

I was a waitress at a local pub. I was really bad with money and it taught me the value of it as I was on minimum wage.

Work. Home. The pub. Meeting girls. Living in the city. Life. Is that all there is?

Our partying was governed by licensing hours. When the pub or club shut, that would be it.

I can tell there's going to be a fight in a pub five minutes before anyone else.

I like going down the pub with my mates and horse racing. I don't do anything that exciting.

If you've ever wondered what it's like to be with me in the pub or a club, just watch 'Celebrity Juice.'

I like to think that at the end of a show, you can just take your costume off and go to the pub.

I once worked in a pub. I couldn't add up to save my life, but I could pull the pints.

I don't want to get them in trouble for crimes in the early '90s - but there was usually like one pub that was the soft touch in terms of you could get served under 18, and that pub was The Rose and Crown.

When I was, like, 17 or 18 and didn't really have anything I needed to buy, we would do these pub gigs for some cash and would usually just spend our wage back in the pub immediately after.

I was reared in a pub - as a young fellow, serving in the pub I learnt far more there about human nature than I learnt in any university or school. I think it gave me a great insight into people.

We don't spend our lives at dartboards in the pub - we are at home practising.

I don't like awards ceremonies. I'd sooner go to the pub with mates I've known for years.

Ignore the trade-pub narratives about how little success indies enjoy.

Let's all go and be feminists in the pub.

I've played with jazz and toyed with it when I used to live near the St. Nicholas Pub in Harlem.

You could write a joke in the pub at lunchtime and watch it performed on television that evening.

Two Irishmen were passing a pub - well, it could happen.

I'm not pugnacious or argumentative. I'd probably feel fear going into a pub in the Outback.

When I first started doing exhibitions, you'd have 20 people down the pub, if you were lucky.

I come from a culture where the pub is the centre of the community. The pub is the Internet. It's where information is gathered, collated and addressed.

Well, when you grow up in a family situation like in England, you're whole - we call it pub culture, and it is, really. You grow up, you literally come home from work, everyone goes to the pub at 6:30, you drink till 10:30, go home and go to bed. That was our entire life - all my aunts and uncles, and my grandfather drank 'til he was 85.

If I listened to my instincts, I'd be down at the pub chasing women, not under a 400 pound bar squatting

Let me just say, I've seen a pub or two.

I'd go into the pub and start crying even before I'd had my first drink.