Top 857 Punch Quotes & Sayings - Page 3

Don't cry over spilled milk-- get angry and punch a cow.

When a bully pulls your hair, you punch him in the face.

An impact is like a punch it may hurt put it passes.

The heavyweight division is dangerous because one punch can end everything.

If somebody tells you to lose weight, it is like a punch in the face.

A CD of great music and drums that punch with power and energy.

I'd like the chance to stand in the ring and punch the Undertaker in the face.

I'd punch that cocksucker in the balls before I'd cup him for comfort.

Miocic has that knockout punch. I was completely dizzy a few moments when we fought.

I don't get a fair whack, I don't pursue vendettas or punch people on the nose.

Chess is a matter of delicate judgement, knowing when to punch and how to duck.

Life packed a clever one-two punch: cruelty and absurdity.

We've never tried to be anybody else but Five Finger Death Punch.

You would have to go really crazy on me before I throw a punch.

My voice gon' stick out like a turd in a punch bowl.

I used to collect computer punch cards from the data centers.

Earnie Shavers could punch you in the neck and break your ankle.

What you can do with a short story that you can't do with a novel is punch someone in the gut, in the best of ways.

I hit very hard and every time I land a punch I hurt my opponent.

You have to be able to take a punch. A strong neck is really important.

My older brother used to punch me all the time because I was a nerd.

I was surprised at how slow Froch was. We were able to beat him to the punch.

Life is a cruel, horrible joke and I am the punch line.

Thiago Santos is a guy who can take your belt from you with one punch.

It is with a company as it is with a punch, everything depends upon the ingredients of which it in composed.

I need to take a punch in order for me to throw that hook.

Never go for the punch line. There might be something funnier on the way.

I'd like to punch out a really old lady. There'd be no repercussions.

Fathers should start teaching the boys how to punch.

My father is a trainer. From childhood, I would watch him train and kick and punch.

One tires of combat, although I can still throw a punch, you know.

If life's a joke, then suicide's a bad punch line.

I arm myself with punch lines and a big old water gun.

Sometimes my favorite directors are the ones I literally want to punch in the nose.

The last time I threw a punch was in primary school, and that was probably a slap.

You get respect in society if you are aggressive. If you fight then people respect you. If you fight back, people like you for that as well. When Ive been beaten up, if Ive been in a pub doing nothing wrong, the fact I chose not to fight back, that I would never throw a punch back, people say Im weak. I dont think thats a weak thing at all. I think why should I descend to their level? If Ive done nothing wrong, throwing a punch back makes me as bad and corrupt as them. As evil as them, as stupid as them.

Someone's been mean to you! Tell me who it is, so I can punch him tastefully.

The God's tropical...ladies call me 'Black Fruit Punch.'

No expert can predict the heavyweight division. Every punch can make the decision.

I know I only need one punch to knock any guy out.

The truth will set you free. Either that or it'll get you a punch in the nose.

I hate saying, 'I like exercising.' I want to punch people who say that in the face.

My greatest fear is that the audience will beat me to the punch line.

Boxing is serious. It's not a game. Just one punch - change life.

The knock-out punch is always the one you never see coming.

For a million-dollar cheque I would punch Jake Paul.

My entire career, everybody says I need to punch somebody.

A fight is not won by one punch or kick. Either learn to endure or hire a bodyguard.

I'd rather somebody punch me in the face than drop my sax.

Action is a universal language, so everyone understands a punch and a kick.

He punched me. If that's his best punch, he'll be in trouble some day.

It's bizarre, a punch in the face hurts less when you win than when you lose.

Whenever I go on a show with a comedian I just counter punch.

Comedy should always evolve; it's so easy to punch down.

It's hard to be a national punch line unless lots of voters have soured on you.

I know how to use my fist, but only to punch people.

In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork.

The essence of humour is surprise; that is why you laugh when you see a joke in Punch.

People forget the good, because the bad has more punch.

Relationships are more important than punch lines, ya know?